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lady with a spinning head ([info]fairy_tale_echo) wrote in [info]fandom_wank,
@ 2006-04-18 19:33:00
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Current mood:creeped out
Entry tags:creator wank, not sure how to tag

Joe Rogan: Wankier Than You
Basically, I just stumbled across this at VH1's Best Week Ever Blog and was dumbfounded at the sheer wankiness.

The short version: Joe Rogan dives head-first into the wank when his entire fanboard starts to splooge all over a former poster when they discover ex-poster was, HORRORS, a fatty. It proceeds into trolling, lots of Anti-Semitism (including jokes about the Holocaust) and Rogan being happier than a pig in ... well.

VH1 provides plenty of the wanky links but, if you really want to torment yourself, just surf the thread for yourself.

You might remember Joe Rogan from Fear Factor or maybe from when he trolled some kid on myspace. Maybe even from the one good project he was involved with, Newsradio. I will now always remember him as that guy who is WAY too into his fanboard/spends too much time on the Internet and who doesn't have the slightest clue what the word "karma" means.


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(Anonymous)
2006-04-19 02:56 am UTC (link)
And people call the GAFFers and F_W's losers without lives.

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(no subject) - [info]ladysphinx, 2006-04-19 04:29 pm UTC

[info]chaimonkey
2006-04-19 03:05 am UTC (link)
That battle with the MySpce kid was priceless. Lub.

As for the current wank, I'm just impressed at how much weight that guy lost. Go him!

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(no subject) - [info]chaimonkey, 2006-04-19 03:26 am UTC
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[info]narcissam
2006-04-19 03:22 am UTC (link)
MySpace was the first and only time I heard of him. But at the current rate, he's going to rate a special place in my heart.

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dearladydisdain
2006-04-19 03:39 am UTC (link)
Wow, that's a special slice of humanity right there.

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[info]hooverdam
2006-04-19 03:40 am UTC (link)
Your last name's Garelli?

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(Anonymous)
2006-04-19 03:50 am UTC (link)
D: So... being in an online support group to help him go through surgery to lose weight=him being a total loser?

>.> *Stabs the brats*

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(Anonymous)
2006-04-19 04:09 am UTC (link)
D:

JOE, YOU'RE NOT FUNNY ANYMORE. COME UP WITH SOMETHING NEW.

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(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2006-04-19 09:05 pm UTC
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fuzzy_ears
2006-04-19 04:18 am UTC (link)
You guys, I KNOW Joe Rogan is an idiot, I just can't work up any hate just because of the fact that he was on Newsradio.

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(no subject) - [info]coffee_mug, 2006-04-19 12:07 pm UTC
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[info]miss_sophia
2006-04-19 04:22 am UTC (link)
This makes me so sad. I used to really like Joe Rogan. His snark on Fear Factor was lots of fun and I once thought he was kinda cute. Now I think he's a washup and an utter cocksuck.

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(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2006-04-19 04:43 am UTC
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[info]wrongly_amused
2006-04-19 05:07 am UTC (link)
I have no clue what any of this is about, but I will say that most of the personal icons there are incredibly tasteless, with the exception of viruseater and fetchin, whose icons rock my internet socks off.

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(no subject) - [info]female_fanboy, 2006-04-19 03:13 pm UTC
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[info]squib
2006-04-19 05:17 am UTC (link)
That whole thread makes Something Awful look erudite.

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vomitymcpuke
2006-04-19 05:26 am UTC (link)
People are so disturbing. That 'celebrities' will publicly act like that even moreso. I almost want Joe to actually get famous again and be made to eat his words.

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(no subject) - [info]chaimonkey, 2006-04-19 09:00 pm UTC
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(no subject) - [info]chaimonkey, 2006-04-19 09:44 pm UTC

[info]evilsqueakers
2006-04-19 05:49 am UTC (link)
Joe Rogan....


Oh, that's right. He's that idiot that made half witty remarks on Fear Factor and thought he was funny. Sorry, idiot, I've seen rocks with more personality, and after reading his comments, I think I've added algae above him as well.

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[info]nlb_muffin
2006-04-19 06:00 am UTC (link)
I loved Newsradio. Why must Joe be such an utter prick? =(

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(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2006-04-19 06:06 am UTC
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(no subject) - [info]nlb_muffin, 2006-04-19 06:57 pm UTC
Math geeks unite. - [info]linadarkstar, 2006-04-20 11:30 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]chaimonkey, 2006-04-19 09:01 pm UTC

[info]momcat
2006-04-19 06:54 am UTC (link)
Okay, can I just say? This guy has the same last name as Grandmomcat and I.AM.SO.HORRIFIED to think he might be a distant relation.

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[info]ruby_tuesday
2006-04-19 07:28 am UTC (link)
Is it sad that I don't remember him from Fear Factor AT ALL, but I sure as hell rememnber him as "That Semi-Famous Tossser Who Got Into a Fight With a College Student on My Space?"

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(no subject) - [info]ruby_tuesday, 2006-04-19 07:29 am UTC
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[info]sunhawk
2006-04-19 08:00 am UTC (link)
wow he's a class act 9_9

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[info]evanwaters
2006-04-19 09:22 am UTC (link)
Damn, and after he earned some respect from me for calling out Carlos Mencia and Dennis Leary for joke-stealing.

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[info]female_fanboy
2006-04-19 03:21 pm UTC (link)
I just love how everybody's thrashing him for gastric bypass surgery and "taking the easy way out"

Because we all know major surgery, significant risk of complications, pain-in the ass recoveries, and not being able to eat more than a couple spoonfulls without vomiting out your intestines for months is a walk in the park. Yes, I'm sure it's orgasmic trip all the way through. Sign me up while you're at it, I have five pounds I need to lose for spring break!

Bitch, please.

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(no subject) - [info]seraphtrevs, 2006-04-19 04:09 pm UTC

(Anonymous)
2006-04-19 04:15 pm UTC (link)
I can kinda see why they'd rag on someone for claiming he lost weight naturally when he really had surgery. It's a low blow, but the guy did lie.

But the anti-Semitic stuff that Rogan seems to be encouraging? Not cool.

If there is any justice, this'll cost him his UFC commentary gig and I'll never have to hear his lameness on their PPVs again.

--The Clichemoth

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(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2006-04-19 11:57 pm UTC

[info]seraphtrevs
2006-04-19 04:22 pm UTC (link)
...you know, people like this make me bad for wanking Harmonians, and Slytherfen, and all those other people I find annoying. Even Chancery Stone. EVEN HER GODDAMNIT. Because there are so many other people who are so much more worthy of my intense, burning, seething hatred.

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[info]sassyinkpen
2006-04-19 05:04 pm UTC (link)
OH for fuck's sake! I just got to the part where Joe says: "This may very well be the greatest thread in roganboard history..."


Christ - if that's their idea of glorious wank, I feel bad for them! I'd much rather hang out in fandom where we really know how it's DONE!!

Those guys aren't even funny, and frankly....no where near as harsh as I've seen on numerous fandom boards.

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(no subject) - [info]lovelypoet, 2006-04-19 07:14 pm UTC

(Anonymous)
2006-04-19 09:04 pm UTC (link)
old meme, where was everyone when this first started like I dunno two or three months ago??

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(no subject) - [info]chaimonkey, 2006-04-19 09:48 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]cyndra_falin, 2006-04-20 08:22 am UTC
I know this is horrible and all, but...
[info]mcity
2006-04-20 03:18 am UTC (link)
I just keep thinking of that Family Guy segment.
Security Guard: You're not a shoplifter, you're just a fat kid. Sorry about that fatty, fat, fatty. Hey Tom, he's just a fat kid. Aren't ya fatty? He's a big ol' fat kid. Here's some chocolate fatso.

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Re: I know this is horrible and all, but... - [info]cyndra_falin, 2006-04-20 08:30 am UTC
Re: I know this is horrible and all, but... - [info]nlb_muffin, 2006-04-21 12:26 am UTC

[info]opencellardoor
2006-05-25 12:59 pm UTC (link)
Didn't Fear Factor get the boot this season?

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