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Jon "Bad Wasabi" Wood ([info]mcity) wrote in [info]fandom_wank,
@ 2006-04-27 15:25:00


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Entry tags:creator wank, videogames

Wiik Revolution offiical name
Nntendo recently announced that their new console, formerly the Revolution, will now be named the "Wii". Pronounced "we".

The internet: WHAT?
Joystiq, Revolution Fanboy, 1up, Penny Arcade Forums, GameSpy, Gamespot News, the Guardian, Engadget, Kotaku.EDIT: Something Awful, GAF, and GameFAQs, YTMND.

The most common comparisons, the dozens of dirty puns aside, are made to the iPod name. What's most fun is watching the hardcore fanwanking fanboys who don't know the difference between good and bad publicity. And those mocking the people who think the name is childish. Several people point out the potential confusion when playing against French players. And, uh, a Red Sox comparison? And one to the name of the Playstation. And the Chevy Nova.

This does make me wonder if they realized that most gaming comics update on Fridays...

EDIT: Joystiq's polepoll on the name.
Also, all possible jokes regarding getting one's girlfriend to play with one Wii, wanting to play with a Wii, inviting people over too play with one's Wii, standing in line to get a Wii, that video with the Squirrel, and "Wii are the knights who say Wii" have probably already been made in the Joystiq thread. Thank you.
-The Management

EDIT2: And now the first comic, from Joystiq themselves.
EDIT3:A petition. Thanks, [info]jedi_miki.
EDIT 4:Penny Arcade weighs in. A blog entry in defense of Wii. Apparently, it's just an Internet problem. Oh, and won't someone think of the casual gamers? And RealLife. And Fark. And tthe french. [translation] Yess, even the French think they needed focus groups.
EDIT 5:Joystiq rips apart the Nintendo justification. Mind you, this is a blog with a supposed Nintento-positive bias. They also tear some conspiracy theories a new one, and ask if the big N was ready for the collective WTF.



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[info]themadscientist
2006-04-27 10:19 pm UTC (link)
Hehehe...

just... hehehe...

I can see it now: "I have a wee!"

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(no subject) - [info]kayla, 2006-04-28 02:40 am UTC

(Anonymous)
2006-04-27 10:26 pm UTC (link)
*boggle*

I think it should be pronounced differently...as in the Nintendo..."WHY"?!?! Image

k_may_li (http://k-may-li.livejournal.com) @ LJ

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(no subject) - [info]mcity, 2006-04-27 10:41 pm UTC
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[info]evanwaters
2006-04-27 10:28 pm UTC (link)
In the name of balance and fairness, it should be said that the people who say the name makes them want to cry or at least reconsider buying the system are just as amusing.

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(no subject) - [info]mcity, 2006-04-27 10:42 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]popmuzik, 2006-04-27 11:29 pm UTC

[info]sailorjpg
2006-04-27 10:34 pm UTC (link)
And of course, someday this will be shrunk down to a highly portable version. The ad campaign will invite you to 'Wii your pants!'
I have nothing to say but LOL!

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[info]hickorydickory
2006-04-27 10:38 pm UTC (link)
They made a picture of the "O RLY" owl saying "O Wii Wii?" Oh fanboys, never change.

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[info]harrylovesron
2006-04-27 10:51 pm UTC (link)
*ahem*

"CITIZENS OF CONGLOMO, REPEAT AFTER ME: WII WII."

"Wii Wii."

"Huhuhuhuhuh! Do it again!"

God, if I ever buy one I'm going to giggle like an idiot every time I use it.

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(no subject) - redwarrior, 2006-04-27 11:55 pm UTC
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(no subject) - [info]oar, 2006-04-28 12:26 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]sprungtodrown, 2006-04-28 12:47 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]jedi_miki, 2006-04-28 03:36 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]hickorydickory, 2006-04-28 04:16 am UTC
*loves* - [info]adora_spintriae, 2006-04-28 03:33 pm UTC

(Anonymous)
2006-04-27 10:56 pm UTC (link)
"Hey, baby, wanna come over to my place and play with my Wii? I'll let you hold my control first; you really know how to push my buttons."

-GaeanAngel on LJ

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(no subject) - [info]mcity, 2006-04-27 10:58 pm UTC

[info]rackhamrose
2006-04-27 11:00 pm UTC (link)
"It is not the policy of Nintendo to use words like 'bum', 'botty', or 'wii' to get cheap and dirty laughs or bolster sales.

And then we found all the cock jokes on the forums and thought, fuck it, why not?"

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[info]princessdot
2006-04-27 11:00 pm UTC (link)
OH just call it the Revolotion and be done with it.

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(no subject) - [info]dragonfangirl, 2006-04-28 12:54 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]princessdot, 2006-04-28 12:57 am UTC

[info]ladylance
2006-04-27 11:08 pm UTC (link)
I just read that on gamespot and I totally did the WTF

Revolution might have not been the most inspired name, but it fit. This is just...bizarre.

IMHO, if they really wanted to do this, then they should have done what they did with the first system:

Japan = Famicon
US = Nintendo

Japan = Wii
US = Revolution

It's silly to have different names, but Revolution WORKED. Someone missed the "if it's not broken, don't fix it" memo.

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[info]darthsemicolon
2006-04-27 11:25 pm UTC (link)
So...wait...they picked a name that can't even be written in Japanese? (Unless there's a "wi" character that I somehow blocked out, but I'm pretty sure I just tried to forget the kanji.)

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(no subject) - [info]marsdragon, 2006-04-27 11:33 pm UTC
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[info]marsdragon
2006-04-27 11:50 pm UTC (link)
You forgot GameFAQs. And Something Awful. And Games Are Fun. And 1up. And...pretty much every place in the internet that even slightly discusses games, really.

I love fanboys.

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(no subject) - [info]mcity, 2006-04-27 11:59 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]marsdragon, 2006-04-28 12:07 am UTC

[info]nlb_muffin
2006-04-28 12:08 am UTC (link)
I like it.

I'm not going to buy one, and never planned to, but it's cute. This is the end of my very valid opinion. XD

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(no subject) - [info]arekuru, 2006-04-29 03:37 am UTC

[info]dawnswalker
2006-04-28 12:20 am UTC (link)
I think they should name it the "Nintendo Icy Black Hand of Death"!

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(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2006-04-28 01:30 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]antimatterspork, 2006-04-28 02:01 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]mcity, 2006-04-28 04:21 am UTC

(Anonymous)
2006-04-28 12:20 am UTC (link)
I can only think of "oui"...

french_lurker

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[info]xero_sky
2006-04-28 12:34 am UTC (link)
Well, this should be a boost for the teledildonics crowd.

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[info]freezer
2006-04-28 12:50 am UTC (link)
"Next on Braniac: '101 Uses for Wee': Name your next-gen console for it!"

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(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2006-04-28 08:18 pm UTC

[info]sprungtodrown
2006-04-28 12:51 am UTC (link)
All I can say is...

Weeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!! Wiiiiiiiiii!!!!!!

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[info]dragonfangirl
2006-04-28 12:56 am UTC (link)
Maybe it's supposed to be reminiscent of "WHEEEE!"?

I got nothin'.

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[info]aegflota
2006-04-28 01:10 am UTC (link)
Bet it's a piece of piss to handle. Yeah, piss easy.

*waits for standing ovation*

*dribbles*

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(no subject) - [info]aegflota, 2006-04-28 01:11 am UTC
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[info]verpon
2006-04-28 01:23 am UTC (link)
This is just one of those topics where you know you don't have the stamina to look in the threads because it will be filled to the brim with fanboy suicide pacts. I do however like this comment.

So they still have the marketing ability of a small prune.

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[info]lindentreeisle
2006-04-28 01:27 am UTC (link)
...wow, and I thought "Revolution" was a moronic and pretentious name. Bravo, Nintendo marketing execs! I salute you!

Also, am I the only one who read the press release explaining the reasoning behind the name and wondered why they don't just come out and admit the real reason? I suspect that it either involves a lot of LSD, or a lost bet. Or maybe this is PART of the bet, as in, "How weird and stupid can we make this product and still get an 80% market share?"

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(no subject) - [info]ladylance, 2006-04-28 06:18 am UTC
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[info]alastor
2006-04-28 01:44 am UTC (link)
*pause*

All I want now is a fan-produced commercial for the Wii that uses the Ying Yang Twins' "Whisper" song to pop up on YouTube.

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(no subject) - [info]riddle, 2006-04-28 02:48 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]alastor, 2006-04-28 03:56 am UTC
Will you settle for an icon, instead? - [info]riddle, 2006-04-28 03:56 am UTC
Re: Will you settle for an icon, instead? - [info]alastor, 2006-04-28 04:02 am UTC
Re: Will you settle for an icon, instead? - [info]riddle, 2006-04-28 04:03 am UTC
Re: Will you settle for an icon, instead? - [info]alastor, 2006-04-28 04:04 am UTC

[info]reeve
2006-04-28 01:54 am UTC (link)
Oh, I don't care what the hell it's called; I still plan on getting one.

IMHO, at least it's not as bad as "MacBook Pro" :P

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(Anonymous)
2006-04-28 02:06 am UTC (link)
Things like this only remind me that no matter how old I get, I'm still twelve inside.

Wii! *snicker*

--AP

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