Current mood:

*sporfle!*

Tazering people is serious business!

Rejoice, fandom_wank - for I bring you Usenet Wank!

Over at alt.tv.twenty-four (the newsgroup for the TV series 24), poster KimStar makes a joking comment about Chloe's tazering (twice) of an asshat barfly during Monday's episode.

Wow. Chloe really took care of that pesty creep PDQ.

Wish I could git me one of them for when I go cruisin' the bars!   ; )

Kim

The first respondant -  Mark Nobles (whether being serious or a troll, I don't know, but the effect is the same) - takes offence to her tacit endorsement of tazer-based violence against horny men.

You realize that using one the way she did would be assault if she
weren't a federal agent? But of course, as a chick, you don't ever have
to worry about getting in trouble for abusing your spouse.
If this is why you go cruisin', get yourself some psychiatric help.

Bruce (representing 24's knuckle-dragging audience) backs Mr.Nobles up...

Most women go cruisin' not for the purpose of actually finding a man.  They
go for the purpose of getting attention from men and inflating their egos,
along with the free drinks.

Comment 4: Kim: "LOL! Lighten up"

Comment 5: Nobles: Yes, of course. Domestic abuse is always good for a joke. You sick fuck.

Comment 6: BTR1701:

There was nothing "domestic" about the abuse she described. She was
talking about tazering random guys that hit on her in bars. That's more
like sociopathic serial crime. 

 (Yes folks, these are literally the first six posts in the thread)

And it gets dumber from here, folks...  Have at it!