zOMG! PETER JACKSON! I LOVE YOU! NOW GIVE BACK YOUR AWARD!
(My first wank! *beam* Kinda small though...)

Over on IMDb, someone comments on the movie "Meet the Feebles," directed by Peter Jackson in 1989. The poster states that this was the worst piece of *bleep* that s/he has ever seen and that Jackson should give back his award he won FOR A LATER MOVIE.

Oh my GOD! let me start off to establish that im not a church going, God hates violence and sex in movies kind of person. I own Dead Alive which I love, thank you mr jackson for that fine piece of zombie cinema, but this Meet the Feebles was the worst piece of *beep* I have ever seen. Please, if you thought you wanted to see this movie, DONT! if you like peter jackson then DONT see this movie, because if Peter jackson had any credibility before, after seeing this, its not just ripped apart, its ripped apart, thrown up on, place in human excrements, and then soaked in semen. If you think that line was revolting, then just go watch this movie and see how something can be even more gross. I liked Team America World Police, and this is NO Team America World Police. Shame on you Peter Jackson you give back that Oscar, you sick freak, you dont deserve it...by the way I love Dead Alive, The Frighteners, and LOTR



The OP never showed up again, but many came to defend Peter Jackson's good name:

Hey, just incase your a little confused, Peter Jackson won the Oscar for "Return of the King".

This film has nothing to do with his Academy Award - Nothing.

The dude worked his ass off to get that award and deserved it (for that film), so maybe you should think twice before making really stupid comments like this one.

I'm not trying to be a blow-hard, and I'm not calling YOU stupid (just calling your comment stupid). Just suggesting that even though you obviously didn't dig this flick (and i know MANY people who didn't), you should have a little more respect for a really great visionary. You say yourself you dig his other films, so lighten up a bit. Rent HEAVENLY CREATURES and I guarantee by the end of it you won't feel that Peter Jackson's reputation should be "soaked in semen". That's all.


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Yep...I'm sure Peter Jackson would

1. Read this.
2. Take you seriously.
3. Give back his Oscar.

Seriously, don't write crap.


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If you liked this that much, you should also most definitely check out Street Trash directed by James Muro. This way you can compare how you put, oh so lovingly, worst piece of *beep*s you ever seen.


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PJ is highly over-rated, nearly anyone could have directed LOTR as good as he did. You just have to stick to the book as much as possible and fead the eyes with a special effects feast.

Though the post is two years old, people still respond to this day.

Some comments are deleted by the admins... one wonders what they were about. Ah well.


All in all, a small wank. But all of the comments are great.