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integrity and reliability ([info]inara) wrote in [info]fandom_wank,
@ 2006-05-07 13:52:00


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RPS Wank: Neverending. This Time, With Poetry.
Thanks to some mice on [info]wank_report for the contribution.

zamdenzamden makes a post in house_slashhouse_slash about how she thinks Hugh Laurie/Robert Sean Leonard (his co-star from House) might have something between them.

Stephen Fry/Hugh Laurie fans disagree, firmly but not particularly rudely. zamdenzamden then bashes Stephen Fry. The wank breaks loose.

Following which, sparklyjamessparklyjames (one of the group who trolled housefic_meta a while ago in a rather amusing way) mentions it in his journal. zamdenzamden comes to troll over there. Wank continues, including zamdenzamden calling Stephen Fry a 'pedophilac' and kjkjkj and sparklyjamessparklyjames deciding that a pedophilac is the new Cadillac.

And now, zamdenzamden makes a post about it in her own journal, which should have been titled Why Hugh Laurie Is Gay With Robert And Not Stephen. 'Reasons' are quoted.

The wank keeps going.

Most recently, kjkjkjkjkjkj posts a troll poem, the first verse of which is:

'I'm in love with Stephen Fry
I'm telling you it's true
But I can't get fucked by Stephen Fry
He's too busy doing Hugh'

The wank is still going.



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[info]alpheratz
2006-05-07 08:08 pm UTC (link)
No one is likely to go for Stephen Fry he's disgusint

DIE, SCUM.

Uh. I mean.

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(Anonymous)
2006-05-07 08:19 pm UTC (link)
Agh! Cannot concentrate on the wank, am distracted by Hugh Laurie walking/smiling/stripping in EVERY SINGLE ICON.

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[info]esclaramonde
2006-05-07 08:20 pm UTC (link)
4. Robert and Hugh refer to their characters' relationship as like Pooh and Tigger...

Pooh/Tigger 4eva!!11!!
(And the image of House as Pooh will never go away.)

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[info]coffee_mug
2006-05-07 08:20 pm UTC (link)
This shit is funny! But for some reason, the thing I'm most amused about is the fact that people call Hugh/Stephen 'Stugh'.

'Stugh' ..sounds like an ugly kid called Stuart being bullied at school.

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(Anonymous)
2006-05-07 08:24 pm UTC (link)
Hugh Laurie is awesome. So is Stephen Fry. So is Robert Sean Leonard

....hang on, I think I see a solution here....

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(Anonymous)
2006-05-07 08:32 pm UTC (link)
You missed the bit where zamden shares it with her fellow Hugh/Robert shippers:

http://community.livejournal.com/hugh_and_robert/6657.html

There's some real special bits in there.

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[info]rosehiptea
2006-05-07 08:33 pm UTC (link)
*is totally distracted from the evil Stephen Fry-bashing by the fact that Foreman/Chase slash exists*

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(Anonymous)
2006-05-07 08:38 pm UTC (link)
Everyone knows that RSL belongs to Ethan Hawke anyway.

- famousdeaths

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[info]smo
2006-05-07 08:41 pm UTC (link)
You know, that poem can be sung to "The Yellow Rose of Texas." Just saying.

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[info]reinhardt
2006-05-07 08:53 pm UTC (link)
Good god. They've got worse smushy pairing names than Harry Potter. I mean come on... "Stugh"?!

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(Anonymous)
2006-05-07 08:54 pm UTC (link)
...obviously being straight in any fandom, especially RPS, is just LOLZ SOOOO NOT COOL!!!1!!!1 XD

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[info]elektra3
2006-05-07 08:55 pm UTC (link)
You know, barely two years before this, I was shocked to hear that people are, like, writing stories about, like, real people. Now? I'm just surprised that this particular fandom took so long to start wanking about it.

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[info]lurker32
2006-05-07 08:55 pm UTC (link)
Wait, wait, wait. Robert Sean Leonard is on House? WHY DID NO ONE TELL ME THIS BEFORE.

(wank, what wank?)

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[info]miss_eponine
2006-05-07 09:09 pm UTC (link)
Isn't Hugh Laurie married? Or does that just not matter?

I really don't understand why the two actors who play the characters you like to slash must be slashing themselves as well. It doesn't make sense to me, but then, neither does real people fiction.

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(Anonymous)
2006-05-07 09:09 pm UTC (link)
kjkjkj: Clearly I'm missing something completely obvious here but how do Hugh Laurie and Robert Sean Leonard "encourage" people to ship them?

zamden: Well theres all the obvious things like Robert saying Hugh is attarctive and the kind of friendship they have in their interviews!

kjkjkj: Oh okay, so it's the friendship that does it. In that case, will Homer and Bart Simpson *please* stop parading their rampant gay love all over television?



I LOLed.


(From this bit - http://community.livejournal.com/house_slash/296783.html?thread=2323535#t2323535)

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[info]frequentmouse
2006-05-07 09:13 pm UTC (link)
I am adding to my list of reasons to be disinclined to read RPS the fact that it leads to even stupider arguments than FPS.

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[info]llama_treats
2006-05-07 09:13 pm UTC (link)
Oh boy! Let's pretend to argue so they'll put us on fandom wank! Me first!!!!!

You suck Stephen Fry's dick! So there!11one!1

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[info]sarahkjrsten
2006-05-07 09:13 pm UTC (link)
Is it sad if I want to read the rest of that poem?

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[info]shaggydogstail
2006-05-07 09:34 pm UTC (link)
Stephen Fry not attractive. Pfft.

Also: GIP

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[info]guilty_as_sin
2006-05-07 09:36 pm UTC (link)
Pooh/Tigger? Um, no. All I'm imagining is honey and fur and giggling and ripped stuffing. A sick, twisted death fic I can see, but true lurve? Nay.

And I cannot see House as Pooh, no matter how doped up he gets. Put him on the good stuff, and then maybe, just maybe, a Tigger emerges... a sadistic, insane Tigger.

My brain hurts.

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(Anonymous)
2006-05-07 09:47 pm UTC (link)
I somehow don't get the feeling that sparklyjames took any of this very seriously. He's been referring to it as "Lauriegate".

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(no subject) - [info]m_butterfly, 2006-05-08 12:21 am UTC

[info]kahrohseh
2006-05-07 09:50 pm UTC (link)
Of course, the actually important question now is: where's the good Laurie/Leonard fic? Because while Fry/Laurie is delicious, it has been canon since the eighties. There's only so many wild Cambridge romps one can stand (not really).

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!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111!!!!111!!!!!!!!111! - (Anonymous), 2006-05-09 05:11 pm UTC

(Anonymous)
2006-05-07 10:49 pm UTC (link)
Finally ! A House wank I heard about before it got on Fandom_Wank.
I'm so proud.

... now, all I want to know is : OMGWTFPEOPLEWHAT ?!

-jhf

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[info]greypearl
2006-05-07 11:05 pm UTC (link)
Heh-- one of my friends has actually used the nonword "pedophiliac" in a conversation before. He's also come up with "blood temperature," "systolic cholesterol" and, most recently, "neurotic pain."

We've started writing these things down when he says them.

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[info]deadlettero
2006-05-07 11:29 pm UTC (link)
How could someone hate Stephen Fry so much? HOW, I ASK YOU? HOW?

Zamden loses for that, and for saying, "You're just jealous!" LAME.

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