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kitty_wake ([info]sharps) wrote in [info]fandom_wank,
@ 2006-05-08 23:34:00


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Current mood:Snoopy-Dancing
Entry tags:fandom: doctor who

The Doctor Dances With Himself
I feel sort of guilty for posting this - I am a part of the community. It's full of nice, if slightly odd people (but nice-and-slightly-odd is a requirement for being a Who fan...)

Anyway... this isn't just Slash!wank, but Asexuality!Wank. Let's just call it Ultimate Nostalgia Bingo Wank!

vandonovan comes into the doctorwho comm on LJ to inquire about a Doctor/Doctor slash comm.

http://community.livejournal.com/doctorwho/794298.html?thread=10124474#t10124474

There must and shall be Doctor/Doctor slash, oui? There must and shall be wank!

Highlights:

http://community.livejournal.com/doctorwho/794298.html?thread=10080186#t10080186

- Masturbation - nah, not wanky, but funny in an utterly bemused way.

http://community.livejournal.com/doctorwho/794298.html?thread=10083514#t10083514

- irkthepurist is disturbed. vandonovan calls "homophobe!"

http://community.livejournal.com/doctorwho/794298.html?thread=10085050#t10085050

- slash of your own fandon = Brain Bleach? But other slash is OK!

http://community.livejournal.com/doctorwho/794298.html?thread=10090426#t10090426

- mrtreacle, the wankeur supremo, reassures himself that the "sick and childish and sexually inadequate" must have their fun too!

http://community.livejournal.com/doctorwho/794298.html?thread=10133434#t10133434

- suitandtieguy claims "juvenile literary rape".


But at least they realise what they're doing...

http://community.livejournal.com/doctorwho/794298.html?thread=10124474#t10124474

ETA: turned on autoformat.




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[info]sorchar
2006-05-09 12:45 am UTC (link)
Approved, but plz to fix your HTML thx.

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(Anonymous)
2006-05-09 12:45 am UTC (link)
ZOMG, formatting like woah!

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(no subject) - [info]sharps, 2006-05-09 12:46 am UTC

[info]miss_sophia
2006-05-09 12:49 am UTC (link)
At least part of your problem lies in the tag < lj-comm="doctorwho" >. Don't try to use LJ tags for this one. Instead, use the "a href" tags to create a link to the comm. After all, it's on LJ, not on JF. In addition, "lj-comm" isn't correct. The comm tags are the same as the usertags. For example, if you're on LJ and want to link a comm with that name, you'd type < lj user="doctorwho" > (but without the spaces inside the carats). Hope this helps!

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(no subject) - [info]sharps, 2006-05-09 12:50 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]miss_sophia, 2006-05-09 12:52 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]sharps, 2006-05-09 12:58 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]miss_sophia, 2006-05-09 12:56 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]sharps, 2006-05-09 12:58 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]tunxeh, 2006-05-09 04:47 am UTC
A linkless translation until the HTML gets fixed
[info]amxjm
2006-05-09 12:49 am UTC (link)
I feel sort of guilty for posting this - I am a part of the community. It's full of nice, if slightly odd people (but nice-and-slightly-odd is a requirement for being a Who fan...) Anyway... this isn't just Slash!wank, but Asexuality!Wank. Let's just call it Ultimate Nostalgia Bingo Wank!

vandonovan comes into the doctorwho comm on LJ to inquire about a Doctor/Doctor slash comm.

There must and shall be Doctor/Doctor slash, oui? There must and shall be wank!

Highlights:
Masturbation - nah, not wanky, but funny in an utterly bemused way.

rkthepurist is disturbed. vandonovan calls "homophobe!"

slash of your own fandon = Brain Bleach? But other slash is OK!

mrtreacle, the wankeur supremo, reassures himself that the "sick and childish and sexually inadequate" must have their fun too!

suitandtieguy claims "juvenile literary rape".

But at least they realise what they're doing...

PS - help me fix my tags!

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[info]rogue
2006-05-09 12:57 am UTC (link)
Damn, a whole lot of people in that comm need to do something about the sticks they have lodged up their asses. I mean, if The Doctor is asexual and has a TIME MACHINE, you'd think making out with himself would be one of the least weird things on his agenda.

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(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2006-05-09 01:05 am UTC
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(no subject) - [info]jerel, 2006-05-09 12:20 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]nekoneko, 2006-05-09 02:37 am UTC
(no subject) - coreopsis, 2006-05-09 02:52 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]nekoneko, 2006-05-09 02:55 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]sorchar, 2006-05-09 05:40 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]nekoneko, 2006-05-09 05:42 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]sorchar, 2006-05-09 05:46 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]jerel, 2006-05-09 12:23 pm UTC
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(no subject) - [info]seiberwing, 2006-05-09 03:29 am UTC
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(Anonymous)
2006-05-09 01:03 am UTC (link)
Are any of these people in, say, the Harry Potter or SPN fandom? The poor dears must have such trouble not falling down dead from the need to make everyone write THEIR WAY, DAMMIT.

--A mouse who's just passing through

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(no subject) - [info]yattara, 2006-05-09 01:19 am UTC
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(no subject) - [info]frequentmouse, 2006-05-09 05:01 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]yattara, 2006-05-09 02:26 pm UTC

(Anonymous)
2006-05-09 01:52 am UTC (link)
http://community.livejournal.com/doctorwho/794298.html?thread=10114234#t10114234 :))

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(no subject) - [info]sharps, 2006-05-09 02:17 am UTC

[info]bobgenghiskhan
2006-05-09 01:54 am UTC (link)
Jamie and Zoe were always my favorites. That was totally my favorite Doctor, too.

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(no subject) - [info]nekoneko, 2006-05-09 02:39 am UTC
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(Anonymous)
2006-05-09 02:15 am UTC (link)
And still there's no wank from the shippers over Girl in the Fireplace.

I keep wondering that maybe Steve Moffat should have made the Doctor fall in love with Louis XV instead of Madame Pomp. The reactions of the fandom would be pure gold.

- famousdeaths

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(no subject) - [info]ravenscanary, 2006-05-09 02:34 am UTC
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(no subject) - [info]nostalgia, 2006-05-09 06:03 pm UTC
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(no subject) - [info]nostalgia, 2006-05-09 06:15 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]larakailyn, 2006-05-10 05:47 am UTC
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(no subject) - [info]nostalgia, 2006-05-09 06:05 pm UTC
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dracothelizard
2006-05-09 02:45 am UTC (link)
But... half the FUN from Doctor Who fanfic comes from the fact that he can potentially get it on with himself!

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[info]komorebi
2006-05-09 02:48 am UTC (link)
The disgusted recoil, smoothed out with either Companion/Companion reconcilliation, or Doctor/Companion/Doctor, just makes me think of some frantic Who-head claiming "IT'S NOT GAY IF THEIR TARDISES DON'T TOUCH!"

Impressive, the amounts of splooge over the concept. A good ol' game of Is-It-Incest-Or-Masturbation is one of my favorites, if done properly. Le sigh.

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(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2006-05-09 02:53 am UTC
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[info]ravenscanary
2006-05-09 03:24 am UTC (link)
Someone braver than I am should totally post this link over there and see what happens.

It's not only pervy, it's pervy with childrens' toys.

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(no subject) - [info]yattara, 2006-05-09 03:33 am UTC
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[info]reinhardt
2006-05-09 03:44 am UTC (link)
The old "not liking slash = being a homophobe" argument. It's just not a slash wank without it is it? *crosses off another square on her Fandom Wank bingo card*

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[info]girl_friday
2006-05-09 04:16 am UTC (link)
Oy. The OP posts in his own journal saying, "Wow. Well, Doctor Who fans, on average, are some of the most unaccepting, unwelcoming, bigoted and rude fans I've ever met! How fun! :D"

While I agree that they're a bucnh of bigotted gerks, he is not innocent. Plz to not be feeding the trollz, kthanks.

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[info]elektra3
2006-05-09 04:52 am UTC (link)
You know, the first part this rant of mine pretty much sums up everything I have to say about [info]vandonovan:

Dear yaoi fen,

Don't be so fucking self-righteous. You're writing porn, not kickstarting a social movement or singlehandedly winning worldwide marriage rights for homosexuals. Stop accusing people of homophobia/blindness to what is OMG SO OBVIOUS/kicking puppies in their free time just because they don't like the same kind of porn you do.

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(no subject) - [info]girl_friday, 2006-05-09 05:31 am UTC
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(Anonymous)
2006-05-09 04:56 am UTC (link)
Nine/Ten/Jack OT3! Theirloveissosuitable!

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(no subject) - [info]jerel, 2006-05-09 12:27 pm UTC
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[info]misswindy
2006-05-09 05:06 am UTC (link)
"Wankeur supremo" is a pretty brilliant turn of phrase.

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(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2006-05-09 06:52 pm UTC

[info]wrongly_amused
2006-05-09 05:18 am UTC (link)
And even after all this wank, I am still mystified why people are so offended by the writing of slash.

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(no subject) - [info]v_digitalwytch, 2006-05-09 07:14 am UTC
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(no subject) - [info]v_digitalwytch, 2006-05-09 08:57 am UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2006-05-09 05:12 pm UTC
Dear wrongly_amused - [info]life_on_mars, 2006-05-09 07:27 am UTC
Re: Dear wrongly_amused - [info]wrongly_amused, 2006-05-09 08:22 am UTC
Re: Dear wrongly_amused - [info]life_on_mars, 2006-05-09 08:42 am UTC
Re: Dear wrongly_amused - [info]wrongly_amused, 2006-05-09 08:47 am UTC
Re: Dear wrongly_amused - [info]marumae, 2006-05-10 04:16 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]seraphtrevs, 2006-05-09 11:20 pm UTC

[info]sgtgeorgecarter
2006-05-09 06:04 am UTC (link)
Totally uninterested in the New Doctor...

but I roil in lust for your Jaime icon! Nummy.

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(Anonymous)
2006-05-09 06:39 am UTC (link)
haha, nice to see beatles fandom isn't the only place vandonovan likes to wank up a storm of goo all over a thread. she's just one of those people who just can't. let. a flamewar. DIE already.

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(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2006-05-09 10:58 pm UTC

(Anonymous)
2006-05-09 07:49 am UTC (link)
Anybody who thought there was no sexuality present in the original series wasn't actually watching the show, or was simply too young (or moronic) to understand them. Shows that have ostensibly been "for kids" have almost always had double entendres that the adults would get, and Doctor Who is no exception. Sweet suffering Jesus, the Beeb itself lists some of the more snort-worthy quotes in its online episode guide.

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(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2006-05-09 03:11 pm UTC
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[info]bubosquared
2006-05-09 09:50 am UTC (link)
'm totally ignoring the wank in favour of giggling over this icon. Best Dr Who icon EVAH! :D

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(no subject) - [info]drakyndra, 2006-05-09 09:54 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]bubosquared, 2006-05-09 09:57 am UTC
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(no subject) - [info]bubosquared, 2006-05-09 10:03 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]anne_noonlight, 2006-05-09 11:20 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]bubosquared, 2006-05-09 11:21 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]anne_noonlight, 2006-05-09 11:58 am UTC
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(no subject) - [info]anne_noonlight, 2006-05-09 12:10 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]bubosquared, 2006-05-09 12:20 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]nostalgia, 2006-05-09 05:59 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]anne_noonlight, 2006-05-09 06:43 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]nostalgia, 2006-05-09 06:49 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]anne_noonlight, 2006-05-09 06:57 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]jerel, 2006-05-09 12:30 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]drakyndra, 2006-05-09 01:02 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]oar, 2006-05-10 02:47 pm UTC
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[info]drakyndra
2006-05-09 09:55 am UTC (link)
I wondered if this was going to end up over here or not.

Doctor Who seems to featuring him more and more often these days. Interesting...

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[info]nostalgia
2006-05-09 10:01 am UTC (link)
I am shocked and appalled.

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[info]adora_spintriae
2006-05-09 01:11 pm UTC (link)
Please tell me someone has written doctor/doctor time-travelling mpreg self-fathering fic. Or else I shall cry.

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