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sock_pupetteer (![[info]](http://www.journalfen.net/img/userinfo.gif){kind=small} sock_pupetteer) wrote in ![[info]](http://www.journalfen.net/img/community.gif){kind=small} fandom_wank,@ 2006-05-14 05:16:00 |
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JK Rowling is a thieving whore!
Over at imdb, robobeatnik posts a claim that JK Rowling stole their idea for a boy wizard.
Ok first of all, I just want to say that I am not a crazy person. I am being truthful.
Quotes provided under the cut, for those without imdb accounts.
Let me tell you something: Harry Potter was an idea I had back in the summer of 1997. I thought of writing a book about a small boy who attends wizard school. His name was Davenport Steele.
Riiiiiiiiiiight....uh, what year did you just say?
I have been bitter for many years. Because I never actually wrote any of my ideas down, I do not have a suitable court case against that thieving whore ROWLING.
Dang, you just need to get yourself an INTERNET LAWYER!!!
SPOILER ALERT! as we get to peek at what happens in Book 8:
In book 8, Harry will join forces with some secret wizard whom he finds out about by a special locket that Dumbledore willed to him. The locket requires a great deal of passwords and magic to unlock, but once it is unlocked, the locket will provide a portal to these four wizard knights. They will join Harry, Ron and Hermione in looking for Voldemort and stopping him.
He then asks the imdb comm for their support against THE THIEVING WHORE!!!
And the response?
A chorus of "O rly" type comments, along with the inconvenient fact that the first book came out in 1997, and JKR had the idea for the books in 1992.
spazzysas: Mind reading authors are everywhere. on time I had this idea for book that teaches people to cook. I was to call it the 'Cook book'.
But about 3 years ago, As I was to copyright the idea, I heard many people had taken my idea. See, there are maaannnnnnyyy mind reading authors out there....
know ill continue the story of how that jrr frauldlin stole the idea for LOTR from me when the doctors let me out for my next 5 min break
robobeatnik responds predictably:
Listen you jerks.
When I said that I had the idea for book 8, I meant MY book 8 and that MY book 8 will become HER book 7. That's what I meant when I said MY book 8.
Clear. As. Mud.
Yes, I said that I had the idea in 1997, but what I meant was that I had the IDEA to have it published in 1997. I had been working on it in my mind since 1990.
Ahhhhhh, riiiiiiiiight...
say this because after she started to get some money and people started to read her books, I sent her a strongly worded letter to cease and desist in which I explained all my ideas for my book series. Not only did she never write me back, but several years later my ideas MAGICALLY appeared in her books. DOES THAT SOUND LIKE SOMETHING A PERSON WOULD IMAGINE??????
...pause to adjust tinfoil hat...
ROWLING has more money than the Queen of London, do you KNOW that?
Well, you learn something new every day!
Over at imdb, robobeatnik posts a claim that JK Rowling stole their idea for a boy wizard.
Ok first of all, I just want to say that I am not a crazy person. I am being truthful.
Quotes provided under the cut, for those without imdb accounts.
Let me tell you something: Harry Potter was an idea I had back in the summer of 1997. I thought of writing a book about a small boy who attends wizard school. His name was Davenport Steele.
Riiiiiiiiiiight....uh, what year did you just say?
I have been bitter for many years. Because I never actually wrote any of my ideas down, I do not have a suitable court case against that thieving whore ROWLING.
Dang, you just need to get yourself an INTERNET LAWYER!!!
SPOILER ALERT! as we get to peek at what happens in Book 8:
In book 8, Harry will join forces with some secret wizard whom he finds out about by a special locket that Dumbledore willed to him. The locket requires a great deal of passwords and magic to unlock, but once it is unlocked, the locket will provide a portal to these four wizard knights. They will join Harry, Ron and Hermione in looking for Voldemort and stopping him.
He then asks the imdb comm for their support against THE THIEVING WHORE!!!
And the response?
A chorus of "O rly" type comments, along with the inconvenient fact that the first book came out in 1997, and JKR had the idea for the books in 1992.
spazzysas: Mind reading authors are everywhere. on time I had this idea for book that teaches people to cook. I was to call it the 'Cook book'.
But about 3 years ago, As I was to copyright the idea, I heard many people had taken my idea. See, there are maaannnnnnyyy mind reading authors out there....
know ill continue the story of how that jrr frauldlin stole the idea for LOTR from me when the doctors let me out for my next 5 min break
robobeatnik responds predictably:
Listen you jerks.
When I said that I had the idea for book 8, I meant MY book 8 and that MY book 8 will become HER book 7. That's what I meant when I said MY book 8.
Clear. As. Mud.
Yes, I said that I had the idea in 1997, but what I meant was that I had the IDEA to have it published in 1997. I had been working on it in my mind since 1990.
Ahhhhhh, riiiiiiiiight...
say this because after she started to get some money and people started to read her books, I sent her a strongly worded letter to cease and desist in which I explained all my ideas for my book series. Not only did she never write me back, but several years later my ideas MAGICALLY appeared in her books. DOES THAT SOUND LIKE SOMETHING A PERSON WOULD IMAGINE??????
...pause to adjust tinfoil hat...
ROWLING has more money than the Queen of London, do you KNOW that?
Well, you learn something new every day!
