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	jfpbookworm 2003-07-10 10:48 pm UTC (link)
	Heh. It gets worse: I don't care how the rest of the guys see her, to me she is the best in everything. My love for her is endless and pure. (Reply to this)(Thread)

	fxh 2003-07-10 11:31 pm UTC (link)
	[ insert obligatory omgtheirloveissopureandstalkery quote ] (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

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	Re: fxh 2003-07-11 12:42 am UTC (link)
	LOL! Wouldn't that be great? You can select from BNF wank, Smallville Wank, HP Wank (with custom plagiarism accusation), etc. etc. etc. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	daijinryuu 2003-07-11 12:47 am UTC (link)
	(NOTE: The deleted post said "Wank Libs?" I forget why I deleted it.) (Reply to this)(Parent)

	electricchick 2003-07-10 11:24 pm UTC (link)
	That's just... what... it's...I don't... the hell? O_o (Reply to this)

	gairid 2003-07-10 11:32 pm UTC (link)
	Hisluv4herissopure! My God. Nipples and Hilary Duff wank aside, the gotesque mangling of the English language is enough to make me want to blow my brains out. (Reply to this)(Thread)

	gairid 2003-07-10 11:33 pm UTC (link)
	*looking up at my post* As I grotesquely mangle my own damn spelling. I was traumatized, I tell you!!! (Reply to this)(Parent)

	gairid 2003-07-10 11:39 pm UTC (link)
	The more you read this the more frightening it becomes. Someone calls the guy with the poem on his so-called 'pure love' for HD and the guy answers weith : "Yeah, I love her insides. and what's wrong with Oprah?" Her *insides*? It sounds like he really digs her internal organs. Reading this is akin to watching a trainwreck...I am all horrified fascination. (Reply to this)(Thread)

	kerikeri 2003-07-10 11:44 pm UTC (link)
	Yeah, and I loved the response to that, too... have you ever met her insides? U don't have to "meet" her insides to know her, it's called intuition. bwahaha. Yeah, I'm easily amused. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	mpoetess 2003-07-10 11:47 pm UTC (link)
	Being a Buffy fan has warped me beyond recognition -- I looked at that bit about loving her insides and just went "Awww, isn't that sweet. Eyeballs to entrails!" (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	gelasius 2003-07-11 04:47 am UTC (link)
	"Do you love my insides? The parts you can't see?" Also, "She knows about viscera. Makes you proud." Damn, it's such a train wreck. ::stares slack-jawed:: (Reply to this)(Parent)

	henryjones 2003-07-10 11:41 pm UTC (link)
	Don't want be obsessive But u got me possessive I'm just an admirer of your perfection You are the most beautiful creation Perhaps u aren not perfect But who is it? You might have a few defects But to me u r the best And no matter to me baby This is meant to be our destiny How beautiful. *tear* (Reply to this)(Thread)

	singe 2003-07-11 12:49 am UTC (link)
	This is meant to be our destiny AIGH! Stalker red-flag from hell. Now I've got the creeps. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	rann 2003-07-10 11:43 pm UTC (link)
	Good lord that scared me... @.@ I somehow missed the "Duff" in the title, and when I read the first paragraph, I thought it was a bunch of Hillary Clinton worshippers... (Reply to this)(Thread)

	rowan 2003-07-11 12:05 am UTC (link)
	likewise. Great relief followed. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	nekoneko 2003-07-11 02:52 am UTC (link)
	I'm glad I wasn't the only one. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	chash 2003-07-11 05:16 am UTC (link)
	Great relief followed. I think of it as a different kind of panic. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	parlance 2003-07-11 02:48 am UTC (link)
	Thought the same at first. Then thought, "You know what? It's still scary." (Reply to this)(Parent)

	littlekitsch 2003-07-10 11:53 pm UTC (link)
	Wow...that's got to be one of the most disturbing things I've ever read. Words fail me, in fact. As if he wanted to see that film for anything other than her breasts (Reply to this)(Thread)

	jfpbookworm 2003-07-11 03:03 am UTC (link)
	I'm just wondering why it's offensive and sick to suggest that she has breasts, especially when folks are claiming their undying love for her internal organs. Oh, but since you can't see nipples in the shot, they must not be there. (Cue Hentai Zen Master asking the equivalent of "if a tree falls in the forest, but nobody hears it...") (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	electricchick 2003-07-11 05:18 am UTC (link)
	really. *shrugs* girls have nipples, whether you see them or not. (What an odd topic. XD) (Reply to this)(Parent)

	rann 2003-07-11 07:06 am UTC (link)
	She's the mythical madonna, the personification of a pure woman! Yeh, yeh, yeh! *splurt* (Reply to this)(Parent)

dawnswalker 2003-07-11 09:32 am UTC (link)

You know, considering that Hilary Duff acts in a children's show, I find the whole "OMG LUK AT HER BOOBZ" aspect of her fandom to be more than slightly creepy. I remember reading about how they supposedly designed the "Lizzie McGuire Movie" posters in order to emphasize her breasts, as well. I mean, at least Melissa Joan Hart waited until AFTER "Clarissa Explains it All" was all but forgotten to pose naked/nearly-naked. Not that "Sabrina the Teenage Witch" wasn't aimed at kids, but hey, at least Sabrina was legal. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	mynxkittie 2003-07-11 02:18 am UTC (link)
	...highly illogical. X___X (Reply to this)(Thread)

	ruaki 2003-07-11 06:34 am UTC (link)
	OT, but I love the icon. =3 (Reply to this)(Parent)

	nevadafighter 2003-07-11 03:57 am UTC (link)
	My God....I couldn't even get to the second page--too much wank and mangling of the beautiful English language... *vomits* (And can someone PLEASE tell me when the fuck 'dats' became an appropriate substitute? It looks and sounds dumb...I guess a lot of people enjoy looking like morons...) (Reply to this)

	snacky 2003-07-11 04:36 am UTC (link)
	Ur jus jelus of his bewty Jesus wept. (Reply to this)(Thread)

	unoriginality 2003-07-11 04:51 am UTC (link)
	*JUST DIES!!* SHORTEST VERSE IN THE BIBLE!! Ur jus jelus of his bewty Jesus wept. That verse holds such a special place in my heart. When I was going to a lutheran school in seventh grade we'd always ask our teacher to assign that verse for memory instead of the commandments and their meanings. XD You are the wind beneath my wings. XD XD XD (Reply to this)(Parent)

	gelasius 2003-07-11 04:50 am UTC (link)
	The pictures! The f&$^%g huge pictures in everybody's signature! Gah! Okay, actually quite funny. I loved this bit: i will wage a war u can not handle *brave heart speech*. ::imagines Mel Gibson in blue face paint and a kilt bellowing netsp33k:: I have to go away now. *sporfle* (Reply to this)(Thread)

	rikoshi 2003-07-11 04:57 am UTC (link)
	"OMG britsh fagats WTF?!" "LOL Scoltand we h4xx0r j00!!!!111" (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Re: gelasius 2003-07-11 05:03 am UTC (link)
	::is strapped to a cross in front of a large crowd:: FR3333DDDUMMMM!11!!!!!BEYACH!!OMGWTFLOL1!!! (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	electricchick 2003-07-11 05:19 am UTC (link)
	*sporfle* Note to self: do NOT EVER eat dinner in front of the computer EVER again. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Re: gelasius 2003-07-11 05:20 am UTC (link)
	Yes. I learned that lesson long ago. I apologize to your soiled computer, keyboard, and/or clothing. muahahahaha (Reply to this)(Parent)

	chash 2003-07-11 05:53 am UTC (link)
	U can taek my life but u can nevah taek my HAXX0R SKILZ!!!!!!!11111111111!!!! (Reply to this)(Parent)

	rann 2003-07-11 07:10 am UTC (link)
	Now he dead from Longshanks. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	feenix 2003-07-11 06:19 pm UTC (link)
	And the obligatory: Someone so needs to make an icon out of that. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	madmouth 2003-07-11 06:02 am UTC (link)
	it would appear that wankery is directly proportional to size of signature. soon, the poems will turn into full plays and the pictures to 0.5' X 0.3' murals and each post will occupy a full page. (Reply to this)

	spicytacokisses 2003-07-11 08:46 am UTC (link)
	sorry im really not nasty at heart i guess i care cuz shes hot Wow. WOW. (Reply to this)