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avari (![[info]](http://www.journalfen.net/img/userinfo.gif){kind=small} avari) wrote in ![[info]](http://www.journalfen.net/img/community.gif){kind=small} fandom_wank,@ 2006-05-15 22:33:00 |
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| Current mood: | Fan-Tabulous |
The secret love life of Predator
I realize it's rather easy to find wank on IMDB, but I found this small one cute as hell.
So, I was watching Predator this evening, and went to IMDB to take a look at the threads, and lo and behold! I found fresh and still going wank.
The OP asks a vital question: Before the predator kills blaine, what was that red goooey stuff that hit his face before the predator blew thru his chest? Was the predator chewing some tabocco stuff like blaine and decided to spit at him?
Hammerstrike answers: Ever seen the covers to Metallica's Load and Reload cd's? Exactly! Predator knows about Blaine and Mac's secret love and wanted to show Blaine he could play the game as well(...) What do Brokeback Mountain, Deliverance and Predator all have in common? Exactly!
brokedickdog isn't exactly amused: You're reaching for something or you just have some latent desires yourself. There is abolutely nothing sexual in the realtionship between Mac and Blaine. They are soldiers who have survived combat together and they are close friends.
It is a good thing you are anonymous and online because Jesse Ventura or Bill Duke would kick your little behind if you uttered these untruisms within earshot.
And it goes downhill from there...
Highlights:
This is the most macho film in history and you are not man enough to be on this thread.
The only thing homosexual about the relationship with Blaine and Mac is your own homoerotic imagination and secret wishes. Secret wishes that you don't tell your parents about. Go to the Brokeback Mountain board with your latent desires homo.
"This is the most macho film in history". Ever notice only closet gays like yourself are the only ones who use that word?
I feel sorry for you. This is a real man's movie and you are not a real man, are you? Even if you are a bodybuilder you are not a real man.
This is a thread for MEN and women who like MEN. You belong somewhere else girlyman.
It is OK to make fun of the movie to a point. But to say that Mac and Blaine were queer for each other is just insane and enough of an insult to get a real fan (and a real man like me) to expose you for the closet buttpirate that you are.
I must say brokedickdog's posturing amuses me mucho.
