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NM ([info]narcissam) wrote in [info]fandom_wank,
@ 2006-05-18 17:29:00


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Life is very short and there's no time for fussing and fighting, my friends
Gacked from [info]wank_report Paul Macartney and Heather Mills are splitting up. wynoah on [info]beatlepics posts:

"WHOO HOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Paul and Stumpy are breaking up!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
.

Wank occurs, of course. My favourite line: "This makes me lose faith in the beatle fans. I always thought we were a collective fandom who chose love instead of hate, but that's obviously not the case."


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[info]polemic
2006-05-19 02:06 am UTC (link)
"My favourite line: "This makes me lose faith in the beatle fans. I always thought we were a collective fandom who chose love instead of hate, but that's obviously not the case."

This person must have missed the whole Yoko thing.

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[info]freezer
2006-05-19 02:12 am UTC (link)
Or He Who Must Not Be Named.

Of course, that's Mark David Chapman, but there are some Lennon fans so obsessive, they won't even say the guys name, so they won't "give him what he wants (fame)". I'm not one of them and I point and laugh at those who do.

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[info]gal_montag
2006-05-19 02:10 am UTC (link)
I will never understand this bizarre hate. What the hell did Heather do to anyone?

However, people really need to stop dropping n-bombs all over the place. The analogy is faulty.

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[info]freezer
2006-05-19 02:13 am UTC (link)
I will never understand this bizarre hate. What the hell did Heather do to anyone?

Be someone other than Linda.

Truth be told, I'm surprised Paul and Not-Linda lasted this long...

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[info]shaggydogstail
2006-05-19 02:33 am UTC (link)
What the hell did Heather do to anyone?

I heard that she threw rocks at squirrels. Which might not actually be true, but a friend of mine developed a rabid, frothing hatred of her because of it.

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(Anonymous)
2006-05-19 02:53 am UTC (link)
Did a completely misinformed screwy rant about the Canadian seal hunt, which is enough to make me happy at this news. Heh heh heh.

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[info]jrs1980
2006-05-19 02:12 am UTC (link)
I like all the articles that have bastardized Beatles lyrics in the titles. "They can't work it out", "Can't let it be", "She loves you, yeah yeah right".

I have nothing else to contribute.

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(no subject) - [info]rosehiptea, 2006-05-19 04:02 am UTC
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[info]tehrin
2006-05-19 02:16 am UTC (link)
wynoah's default response to anyone who calls her on calling Heather "Stumpy" is:

I feel that as someone who has a prosthesis, it is okay for me to say this. I just never really liked her.

She's said that a few times on the thread.

Fandom is serious business after all. I really wanna know what the deleted comment was.

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(no subject) - [info]honorh, 2006-05-19 02:51 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]tehrin, 2006-05-19 05:05 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]deerlike, 2006-05-19 06:29 am UTC
Short people got, short people got, short people got no reason to live - [info]tehrin, 2006-05-19 07:27 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]daylightsparks, 2006-05-19 03:08 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]mookie, 2006-05-19 06:46 pm UTC
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[info]daylightsparks
2006-05-19 02:19 am UTC (link)
Squeeing over your putative hero's personal problems strikes me as the height of tackiness.

And since when did Linda McCartney become so beloved? I thought she was supposed to be a lesser version of Yoko in Beatle-fan mythology. (I personally think she's cool, but whatever...)

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[info]sepiamagpie
2006-05-19 02:28 am UTC (link)
Your whoo hoo link is all fuddled up. Sadface.

Also, this makes me want to break out my irrational Beatles hate, but it's just not worth it without my sister around to try and disavow me.

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(no subject) - [info]seraphtrevs, 2006-05-19 02:41 am UTC
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[info]rosehiptea
2006-05-19 02:34 am UTC (link)
I get so freaking of tired of the "I'm a ___ and therefore I can say whatever I want to about them." and "I'm a ___ and I think it's funny, therefore no one in the world is allowed to be offended."

I also don't understand how all these people know everything about how Paul was only on the rebound and she was bad for him and so forth. They can read his mind? Sure, people can speculate about it all they want, but how do they know?

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(no subject) - [info]tehrin, 2006-05-19 02:38 am UTC
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[info]shaggydogstail
2006-05-19 02:38 am UTC (link)
These people do realise that just because Paul's spilt with Heather, he's still not going to marry them, right?

I especially love all the wank over how she'll bleed him dry with a divorce settlement. Even if she managed to milk him for 95% of his fortune he'd still have enough money to buy gold leaf toilet paper.

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(no subject) - [info]gun, 2006-05-19 03:21 am UTC

[info]nlb_muffin
2006-05-19 02:38 am UTC (link)
Out of curiosity, are there any real-people fandoms that overall don't mind their hero's girlfriend/boyfriend/wife/husband?

*goes back to singing "You Can Be My Yoko Ono"*

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(Anonymous)
2006-05-19 03:39 am UTC (link)
Am I the only person who was actually kind of sad about this news? Poor Paul. There's never going to be anyone like Linda again, methinks. :/ Younger though she was, he and Heather at least seemed to have a ton in common.

Oh, and I wish I could say I was shocked that there's wank over this, but somehow I'm not in the least. LOL Internets.

~snowcalico from LJ

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rowleyorama
2006-05-19 04:21 am UTC (link)
I guess she won't love him 'till he's sixty-four.

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[info]darthmaligna
2006-05-19 05:42 am UTC (link)
I totally read "Stumpy" as "Stimpy" and then somehow my brain concluded that Ren and Stimpy had broken up and I was all like "OMG CHILDHOOD OTP DESTROYED!"

But then I realized my mistake and now I'm okay.

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(no subject) - [info]tehrin, 2006-05-19 05:45 am UTC
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[info]marciamarcia
2006-05-19 06:11 am UTC (link)
I'll conceed that there's definitely a mean-girl vibe about all this (forgive me Snacky, for I have sinned). Nonetheless, I still kinda giggle when I think of the story I heard about how Stella McCartney talked Kylie Minouge into putting out a cigarette on Heather's fake leg at the wedding reception.

I think what I love about the Heather-hating (from family and strangers alike) is that is IS just so fucking ridiculous and over-the-top that it's almost turns around and becomes high camp.

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(no subject) - [info]suzycat, 2006-05-19 12:33 pm UTC

(Anonymous)
2006-05-19 06:17 am UTC (link)
Stumpy? Wow. Way to show you care for Paul. Obviously he loved her, and obviously he'd take offense to you calling her that. So if you like him? *sigh* This is outside my main fandom, too. Gotta be batshit crazies everywhere, I suppose. Probably settles some cosmic balance or other.

- laverinth

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[info]life_on_mars
2006-05-19 08:07 am UTC (link)
People like these are among the reasons John kept quiet about Cynthia in the early days. I've always felt that was a bit misguided of him, but in the light of some of these extreme reactions it begins to look like a much better decision than I originally thought. It's a shame it didn't work as a long-term strategy, but then I doubt any of them ever expected the band to get quite so big that people would still be arguing about their relationships forty years later.

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[info]grapefruitzzz
2006-05-19 09:29 am UTC (link)
I've never met any fandom that chose love over sweet, sweet hate.

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[info]judyhazeleyes
2006-05-19 06:29 pm UTC (link)
I always thought we were a collective fandom who chose love instead of hate -

Does this person also believe in fairies and unicorns, and are they perhaps concerned that Santa Claus won't come to their house this Christmas if they do too much fighting on the interwebs?

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[info]blackhat
2006-05-20 06:57 am UTC (link)
"WHOO HOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Paul and Stumpy are breaking up!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!".


"Paul and Stumpy" sounds like some horrible ventriloquist act that would have performed on charity telethons and the original "Hollywood Squares."

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It was me
[info]mydruthers
2006-05-20 08:00 am UTC (link)
I broke up Paul and Heather.

(I love me some foxy grandpas.)

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[info]nightfish
2006-05-21 01:25 am UTC (link)
Ha! Paul-&-Heather wank finally makes it to prime-time! The private McCartney fan lists and boards have been loaded with wank for years, ever since Heather & Paul met. They were together for months before they made their relationship public (in fact, after she met Paul, she called off her upcoming marriage to some BBC cameraman just weeks before the wedding). Once the Paul fans found out about them, they started splitting off into camps of Heather-lovers and Heather-haters. Some people thought she was the greatest thing that had ever happened to Paul because she brought him out of his depression, others suspected she was a gold-digger from the getgo. But there has always been the wank.

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(Anonymous)
2006-05-21 06:23 pm UTC (link)
Hahaha, silly people.

Don't they know 'Stumpy' refers to Mel Gibson?

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