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Yaoi Mistress ([info]ladyrogue) wrote in [info]fandom_wank,
@ 2006-05-19 04:24:00


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Current mood:*sporfle!*

CSI Fanfic Wank Ahoy!
Grabbed from W_R. I have some CSI wank, but none about the finale. I shall call your attention to exhibit A: an extremely short fanfic (if you can even call it a fic) featuring Greg and Nick, written by [info]gregandnickfan. The commenters aren't exactly sure how to react. Some are annoyed, some call troll, and some are oddly amused. One commenter asks GNF's age and he claims to be a 45 year-old male. For any interested, the rest of the story can be seen here in Part 2 and Part 3. The current theory is that GNF is parodying a certain slash fic written by [info]csi_nikki, found here, in which Nick wakes up as a dog.

Nikki finds out about this and shows up in the comments of GNF's latest try at fanfic seen here.
At first Nikki says to ignore him... and then proceeds to call him a gay freak. Which is rather interesting, considering Nikki is a slash author.

The wank closes with people wishing to start the fandom over and to return to "the good ole days".

This last installment was posted yesterday. Will we hear more from GNF in the days to come?? Only time will tell.

ETA: Upon checking GNF's profile, I have discovered that the theory may be correct.

ETA Part Two: Thanks vomitymcpuke for pointing this out. GNF apologizes to the comm. And by apology, I mean bitchslap... with poor grammar.

ETA Episode III: And GNF has deleted his LJ! But before he departed, he had a question for the comm. Why was the other parody fine but mine wasn't?!



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(Anonymous)
2006-05-19 10:51 am UTC (link)
Which is rather interesting, considering Nikki is a slash author.


Actually, the sad thing is that that sort of ambivalence is perfectly valid for the majority of slash writers I've come upon. They didn't write about boys, but "bois" - either lust'r'us! hermaphrodites, or plain chicks-with-dicks. What's more amusing is that the same authors would have written off a remark of that nature as pertaining to the story's stereotypical Innocent-Slash-Couple-Opressing-BIOTCH.

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[info]ladyrogue
2006-05-19 10:52 am UTC (link)
Isn't there a JI law dealing with that? *ponder*

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(Anonymous)
2006-05-19 12:20 pm UTC (link)
There is very rarely a 'majority' of slash writers. Trying to get us to agree on anything but boysex is a bit like herding cats.

I love my gay boy, and give him food and water everyday. The fact that I once smacked him in the balls with a golf club is beside the point.

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(no subject) - [info]seiberwing, 2006-05-19 12:52 pm UTC
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[info]seraphtrevs
2006-05-19 05:05 pm UTC (link)
Yeah, I think saying "the majority" isn't really accurate. I'm willing to believe it of yaoi, since it seems to be a very strictly defined they're-only-gay-for-each-other kind of formula (the "bois" you mention) (although yaoi isn't really my thing, so I could be wrong), but I was into the whole gay community thing before I discovered slash since half my friends were gay in high school. Almost all the slash writers I've talked to since being involved in the slash community were very vocally pro-gay.

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(no subject) - [info]seraphtrevs, 2006-05-19 05:07 pm UTC

[info]puckity
2006-05-19 11:47 am UTC (link)
[info]kalimyre's icon almost made me swivel out of my desk chair.

I couldn't really bring myself to actually read [info]csi_nikki's fic, but I was compelled to scan it for the overwhelming WTF potential. And lo, I was not disappointed.

Before Nick had a chance to turn off the noisy racket he heard a bark and turned around. Greg was on his puppy legs dancing and hopping around to the music, trying to put on some kind of a show. Nick shook his head and looked disbelievingly at Greg. He couldn’t believe just how much fun his lover was having being a dog. God in his opinion is sucked.

And there it is.

Well, it has always been my personal opinion that God is not sucked, as his Almighty Cock of Omnipotent Glory would probably choke a mere mortal. And you know that Michael is too busy out having some Spartan lovin' with his host army.

And I'm sorry, but [info]csi_nikki deserves anything she gets for those atrociously Photoshopped fic banners. Ew.

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[info]suzycat
2006-05-19 12:59 pm UTC (link)
God is almost certainly sucked by His angels, if he is sucked at all. Probably the prettiest one, Lucifer, had a go.

Well, if I were a deity I'd make my angels minister to *me*.

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[info]utahraptor
2006-05-19 01:29 pm UTC (link)
So, Satan and the rebellious angels were banished from the fandom Heaven for prefering het?

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(no subject) - [info]sunqist, 2006-05-19 02:25 pm UTC
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(no subject) - [info]sunqist, 2006-05-19 04:47 pm UTC
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[info]glam_ang
2006-05-19 02:11 pm UTC (link)
And I'm sorry, but [info]csi_nikki deserves anything she gets for those atrociously Photoshopped fic banners. Ew.

The banners were less painful to my eyes and mind than skimming a couple of her stories. She could use a spell-checker and a really harsh beta....

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[info]stella_polaris
2006-05-19 12:16 pm UTC (link)
Sigh.

Well, I thought he was being kinda amusing. It's not like it's the harmful sort of spamming he's doing. His posts are short, there aren't any huge pictures of nekkid people and there's no gibberish in Russian.

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(Anonymous)
2006-05-20 03:11 pm UTC (link)
I laughed so hard at that that I accidentally woke my family members up. Huge nekkid pictures and gibberish in Russian?! We really do need a moderator. Seriously. Before I try that....

Nah, I wouldn't actually do that. Although, your comment was really funny, just becuase I know I'd have freaked if my flist started coming up with Russian entries.

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(no subject) - [info]stella_polaris, 2006-05-20 03:31 pm UTC

[info]priestesspadfoo
2006-05-19 02:48 pm UTC (link)
Nick darked!

*dies laughing*

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[info]somnambulicious
2006-05-19 08:16 pm UTC (link)
That was my favorite part. "Darked" is right up there with "boof."

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[info]mortifyd
2006-05-19 03:41 pm UTC (link)
Don't these people know it's all about Gil and Greg??? *sigh*

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[info]cat_mcdougall
2006-05-19 03:45 pm UTC (link)
Not after last night! *is still reeling*

*rocks in her corner* Gil Grissom does not have sex. Gil Grissom does not have sex.

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[info]judyhazeleyes
2006-05-19 06:22 pm UTC (link)
Oh, oh, I DO!

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[info]stella_polaris
2006-05-20 02:45 am UTC (link)
Jim/Brass.

Even before Bang Bang and The Way To Go.

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[info]sunhawk
2006-05-20 03:38 am UTC (link)
and Nick/Warrick! :3

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[info]luthe
2006-05-20 07:23 am UTC (link)
It is! There are so perfect for each other dorky.

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[info]smo
2006-05-19 04:46 pm UTC (link)
*drools over your icon*

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[info]tao_tao
2006-05-19 06:58 pm UTC (link)
*drools over both your icons*

I wish I wouldn't hate 24 so much. : (

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vomitymcpuke
2006-05-19 06:03 pm UTC (link)
http://community.livejournal.com/nickngreg/543390.html

apology post! But not an apology, more like a backhanded insult! Wee!

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(no subject) - [info]glossing2, 2006-05-19 06:53 pm UTC

[info]marginalsanity
2006-05-19 07:03 pm UTC (link)
Oh my god, I'm so glad this ended up here. XD

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(Anonymous)
2006-05-20 10:46 am UTC (link)
What's wrong with that trainsinkaos girl? She's so annoying. And is that username really a reference to popslash? And why do I even know that?

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(Anonymous)
2006-05-20 11:25 pm UTC (link)
Oh CSI, you and your kinda shitty fanfic. If only someone had intelligently snarked csi_nikki's dog story, or at least told the poor girl how silly it was.

Stupid question...what was the geekwriter parody everyone refers to?

-complexhero @lj

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(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2006-05-20 11:29 pm UTC
Starting fandom over
[info]jerel
2006-05-21 10:11 pm UTC (link)
There really should be some kind of new law about argument=lost whenever people start talking about "the good old days." We have Snacky's Law, Godwin's Law...why not a nostalgia law? Who would we name it after?

As Billy Joel once said, "The good old days weren't always good." I was on the ground floor of my first fandom, and we had wank. Wank is neither created nor destroyed; it is just redistributed.

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