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Ventressica ([info]spicytacokisses) wrote in [info]fandom_wank,
@ 2006-05-20 23:40:00


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Current mood:Dramatic
Current music:"The Original Latin Kings of Comedy".

Star Wars wank never dies; it just ascends into the Force.
Over on El-Jay's starwars community, thishollowhill crawls out from underneath his/her rock long enough to proclaim hatred for George Lucas' decision to Photoshop Hayden Christensen's head into the last few frames of "Return of the Jedi" on the super-special-limited-edition-I'm-totally-fucking-serious-here-buy-them-now-or-Lucas-is-gonna-kidnap-your-mother-and-run-over-your-dog DVDs of the Original Trilogy.

Wank, as it inevitably will, ensues. Meanwhile, Sebastian Shaw glances down in the middle of the naked poker game he's playing with Sir Alec Guinness, and goes, "who the fuck cares?"



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[info]khym_chanur
2006-05-21 08:16 am UTC (link)
Why is this entry locked?

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[info]spicytacokisses
2006-05-21 08:36 am UTC (link)
Force of habit; I lock everything else pretty much to AVOID wank, so it's kind of an alien feeling to be all, "HEY COME ON DOWN".

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[info]ladyrogue
2006-05-21 09:08 am UTC (link)
Okay... 1. Where has he been? The DVDs were released forever ago and the alteration was no secret.

2. Lucas is bringing out the Original original Trilogy so the bitching will stop yay.

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[info]spicytacokisses
2006-05-21 09:18 am UTC (link)
2. Hahaha, the wanking will never stop!

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[info]dark_puck
2006-05-21 03:48 pm UTC (link)
2. Lucas is bringing out the Original original Trilogy so the bitching will stop yay.

Nope. People are just bitching about how Lucas is only doing it for the money and that we shouldn't waste our money on it. *sighs* Some people are never happy.

Han shot first, bitches! Booyah!

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(no subject) - [info]fernwithy, 2006-05-21 04:14 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]peachespig, 2006-05-21 07:57 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]fernwithy, 2006-05-21 08:24 pm UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2006-05-21 09:40 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]fernwithy, 2006-05-21 09:52 pm UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2006-05-22 11:34 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]amyheartssiroc, 2006-05-21 09:20 pm UTC

[info]nebbieq
2006-05-21 09:17 am UTC (link)
thishollowhill crawls out from underneath his/her rock long enough to proclaim hatred for George Lucas' decision to Photoshop Hayden Christensen's head into the last few frames of "Return of the Jedi"

But is it a trap?

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(no subject) - [info]phosfate, 2006-05-22 09:38 pm UTC

[info]aishatabitha
2006-05-21 09:22 am UTC (link)
If Alec Guinnes were alive, he'd do Hayden.

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(no subject) - pink_lightning, 2006-05-21 09:40 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]spicytacokisses, 2006-05-21 08:39 pm UTC

pink_lightning
2006-05-21 09:39 am UTC (link)
-and-run-over-your-dog

*dies*

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[info]jim_smith
2006-05-21 09:45 am UTC (link)
It'd be nice if there was a direct link to the wank, so when people are looking back on this in three years they won't have to hunt through the history of the entire starwars community.

You know, I've often defended the change by saying Anakin's ghost would either look like Hayden Christensen or Extra Crispy Sebastian Shaw, but not unblemished Sebastian Shaw in Jedi robes because Anakin never looked like that. But thishollowhill makes a good point--Anakin never wore that color scheme in life either. So apparantly you can make your ghost look like anything you want. I'm haunting my son in the form of Optimus Prime.

Also, I really like this exchange:

snarkel: So, how's the weather in 2004? ;)

thishollowhill: pretty good.
how's your asshole smell with your head driven so far up it?

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(no subject) - [info]ladyrogue, 2006-05-21 10:45 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]jim_smith, 2006-05-21 08:04 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]seiberwing, 2006-05-21 02:27 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]fernwithy, 2006-05-21 03:07 pm UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2006-05-21 05:54 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]fernwithy, 2006-05-21 07:11 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]spicytacokisses, 2006-05-21 08:45 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]greenling, 2006-05-22 02:51 am UTC

[info]wrongly_amused
2006-05-21 10:25 am UTC (link)
SE hate is so 2004.

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[info]goodrobotsdance
2006-05-21 12:04 pm UTC (link)
I'm very very glad that the untouched versions of the films are being released, to correct such horrors.

You know, there are many things I would consider horrors. I gotta admit, seeing Hayden Christiansen replace Sebastian Shaw? Not one of them.

Mmmmm, eye candy.

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(no subject) - [info]kadath, 2006-05-21 02:59 pm UTC
(no subject) - iwanttobeasleep, 2006-05-21 07:56 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]spicytacokisses, 2006-05-21 08:46 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]blackhat, 2006-05-22 02:48 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]eilisliana, 2006-05-21 09:47 pm UTC

[info]darkeyes
2006-05-21 02:33 pm UTC (link)
I had to google the name Sebastian Shaw, to find out why it was appearing in this wank. 'Cause all my poor confussled brain was thinking was "What the heck does the Hellfire Club have to do with Star Wars?"

Oh coincidence, you cruel sonofabitch.

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(no subject) - [info]diane_duane, 2006-05-21 05:14 pm UTC
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(no subject) - [info]spicytacokisses, 2006-05-21 08:46 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]guilty_as_sin, 2006-05-21 11:11 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]mcity, 2006-05-22 06:11 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]dr_tristessa, 2006-05-22 07:39 am UTC

[info]fernwithy
2006-05-21 02:45 pm UTC (link)
Ah SWank in the morning. I haven't been in SW fandom for awhile (because I prefer not to be wanky and I just can't stop about certain things), but it's so nostalgic. And they always wank about the same stupid crap. "Oo! GL made prequels and they weren't what I imagined! No! Purity of originals! That hack Lucas!" All it needs is a complaint that he used that Tatooine place again, like there aren't all kinds of planets in the galaxy (and all of them, naturally, would hold some kind of logical structural place as much as Tatooine does).

I loved Sebastian Shaw's performance in Vader's death scene, but you know, it makes more thematic sense for the ghost to revert to the form Anakin would remember of himself. He was never unblemished as an old man. And yes, of course ghosts can dress however they want; their appearances are made up anyway. It's all mental stuff. If Obi-Wan had wanted to appear in a pink tutu waving Harry Potter's magic wand, I'm sure he could do so.

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(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2006-05-21 03:13 pm UTC
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(no subject) - [info]dreagonfli, 2006-05-21 09:48 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]fernwithy, 2006-05-21 09:57 pm UTC
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(no subject) - [info]fernwithy, 2006-05-22 01:15 am UTC
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(no subject) - [info]blackhat, 2006-05-22 02:53 pm UTC
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(no subject) - [info]saintedsin, 2006-05-24 12:10 am UTC
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[info]v_digitalwytch
2006-05-21 03:31 pm UTC (link)
Back when the clips were leaked, I kicked up enough of a fuss then to pretty much be 'meh' now. I really can't get excited about the original theatrical DVD releases because I've seen enough bs pulled throughout releases that I really won't believe it until they're there on the shelves to be purchased.

Even then, I'll wait a bit to hear what's being said on the assorted boards first.

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[info]ahiru
2006-05-21 03:59 pm UTC (link)
Hayden Christensen's not so bad. Just wait, twenty years from now when Lucas decides to do are-re-re-this-is-it-this-time-I-swear-invisioned version, Alec Guiness will be replaced by a thirty feet tall green alien with four heads and Yoda will be replaced by a wicker chair.

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(no subject) - [info]amyheartssiroc, 2006-05-21 09:22 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]morwyn, 2006-05-21 09:45 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]morwyn, 2006-05-21 10:17 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]mochibuni, 2006-05-22 12:03 am UTC
I'm not a jerk, just linguistically paranoid... honestly. - (Anonymous), 2006-05-22 12:35 am UTC
Re: I'm not a jerk, just linguistically paranoid... honestly. - [info]morwyn, 2006-05-22 12:49 am UTC
Re: I'm not a jerk, just linguistically paranoid... honestly. - (Anonymous), 2006-05-23 05:09 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]blackhat, 2006-05-22 02:57 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]ahiru, 2006-05-22 03:11 pm UTC

[info]magic_lilybean
2006-05-21 04:00 pm UTC (link)
Fortunately, Lucas annoyed me enough with Phantom Menace that I stopped paying attention, or I, too, would have been wanking way-back-when about replacing the face too.

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(no subject) - [info]rosehiptea, 2006-05-21 04:47 pm UTC
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[info]ecchaniz0r
2006-05-21 04:01 pm UTC (link)
*squeals like a maniac over your icon*

eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

...Yeah I got nuffin'. XD

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(no subject) - jenova, 2006-05-21 07:14 pm UTC
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[info]marylake
2006-05-21 04:10 pm UTC (link)
This cracked me up:

It sucks that Sebastian Shaw was taken out of that scene because I don't think he's in any other scenes." (emphasis mine)

So I wasn't the only kid whose mum made them cover their eyes at that point?

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(no subject) - [info]marylake, 2006-05-21 04:21 pm UTC
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(no subject) - [info]jim_smith, 2006-05-21 11:54 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]marylake, 2006-05-22 12:45 am UTC

[info]evilcookie
2006-05-21 04:15 pm UTC (link)
*insert obligatory 'His head is pastede on yey' comment here*

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(no subject) - [info]isntitironic, 2006-05-21 05:57 pm UTC
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[info]dreagonfli
2006-05-21 09:21 pm UTC (link)
Oh Jesus Christ, aren't people over that yet?

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(no subject) - [info]spicytacokisses, 2006-05-21 09:26 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]dunc, 2006-05-22 05:42 am UTC

[info]dark_puck
2006-05-22 01:06 am UTC (link)
...I have to ask.

Is that Mighty Max in your icon?

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[info]yosei
2006-05-22 02:06 am UTC (link)
I still wish they had put Ewan McGreggor's head on. Because he's hot. Also, weren't there rumours about Qui-Gon being put in there too? *muse*

(How many versions are there out there now? VHS Original. VHS Special-ish edition. DVD Special Edition. DVD Original. ...how many am I missing?)

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(no subject) - [info]wrongly_amused, 2006-05-22 05:46 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]darthsemicolon, 2006-05-22 06:30 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]yosei, 2006-05-23 11:07 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]darthsemicolon, 2006-05-23 11:14 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]yosei, 2006-05-24 12:51 am UTC

[info]mcity
2006-05-22 06:08 am UTC (link)
This is where I post one of my comics and let it speak for me.

Seriously, what is he whining about? That is some excellent Photoshopping. Go ILM.

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[info]blackhat
2006-05-22 03:05 pm UTC (link)
I bow and grovel to whoever made the icon at the top of this thread.

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(no subject) - [info]yosei, 2006-05-24 12:53 am UTC

[info]oxydosic
2006-05-23 01:50 am UTC (link)
The wank I'm waiting for is over the fact that they're making 3D versions of the movies.

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