Star Wars wank never dies; it just ascends into the Force.
Over on El-Jay's starwars community, thishollowhill crawls out from underneath his/her rock long enough to proclaim hatred for George Lucas' decision to Photoshop Hayden Christensen's head into the last few frames of "Return of the Jedi" on the super-special-limited-edition-I'm-totally-fucking-serious-here-buy-them-now-or-Lucas-is-gonna-kidnap-your-mother-and-run-over-your-dog DVDs of the Original Trilogy.

Wank, as it inevitably will, ensues. Meanwhile, Sebastian Shaw glances down in the middle of the naked poker game he's playing with Sir Alec Guinness, and goes, "who the fuck cares?"