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wal_lace ([info]wal_lace) wrote in [info]fandom_wank,
@ 2006-05-24 21:58:00


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Current mood:Cliquish
Current music:The Yeah Yeah Yeahs - Maps

IMDb brings all the wank to the yard.
Looking for wank on the Interned Movie Database messageboards is, of course, not unlike looking for penguins in Antarctica - it's not always immediately visible, but when you find it you always find a lot of it.

As such, I wouldn't normally bother reporting it. But this one amused me.

It started in a fairly straightforward way. On the X-Men 3 message boards (I will add here that the entire thread is spoiler-free) a poster named brinycbri starts a thread entitled Mutants were not part of Noah's ark..

I'm sorry, but to hear all this about mutants and different things happening in this movie that is no where referenced to the bible...i think thie movie is blasphemous...and anyone seeing this will most likely go to hell..prove to me that God created a mutant and i'll agree with you, otherwise, i'll pray for you...


He quickly follows up with an expansion of his position.

Of course I had to do it, these are things I stand for, and I hope you understand why I feel this movie, like the davinci code, should have been made illegal to make and see


The reactions are... pretty much what you would expect. A couple of verses of 'it's just fiction', a quick chorus of 'hey, brinycbri is a troll'. Insults are slung around, people harp on the bible's contradictions, and all is perfectly boring and normal on the IMDb message boards.

And then the wonderful (if semi-literate) lazerustheduck decides to take up the original post's challenge.

Prove there were mutants OK simple it is in Genesis.

6:2 That the sons of God saw the daughters of men that they were fair; and they took them wives of all which they chose.
6:3 And the LORD said, My spirit shall not always strive with man, for that he also is flesh: yet his days shall be an hundred and twenty years.
6:4 There were giants in the earth in those days; and also after that, when the sons of God came in unto the daughters of men, and they bare children to them, the same became mighty men which were of old, men of renown.

Children begat by the sons of god and the daughters of men. A mutant species.


Of course, I can't really endorse this position. As a true Marvel Geek, it's blatantly obvious to me that the above verses are actually referring to the Eternals, and possibly the Deviants and Inhumans as well. Still, it was nice to see a coherent argument.



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[info]figgy
2006-05-24 11:15 pm UTC (link)
... begat. God, I love that word.

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(no subject) - [info]aerobot, 2006-05-25 02:15 am UTC

[info]mcity
2006-05-24 11:18 pm UTC (link)
The DVC was a poorly-researched supermarket-rack thriller, and anyone with any knowledge of it's subject knows it.

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[info]xero_sky
2006-05-24 11:20 pm UTC (link)
*facepalm*

Magneto was right.

Also... begat begat begat! Hee!

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(no subject) - [info]figgy, 2006-05-24 11:24 pm UTC
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[info]mister_terrific
2006-05-24 11:29 pm UTC (link)
Of course there were mutants on the ark.

They simply shapeshifted into armadillos for safety. No one ever thinks about armadillos. They just kind of lie there all curled up in their little armored hides. Too tough-looking to eat, not remotely dangerous as predators. Armadillos are the perfect disguise.

Besides, trucks hadn't been invented yet.

Mister Terrific
Defender of Texas Roadkill

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(no subject) - [info]seiberwing, 2006-05-25 12:26 am UTC
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[info]ladysorka
2006-05-24 11:32 pm UTC (link)
Duh. The Mutants obviously formed a colony on the top of Mount Everest, which was where the Dove with the olive branch came from.

I mean, really.

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[info]yattara
2006-05-24 11:36 pm UTC (link)
Going to Hell for enjoying a Hollywood-movie? What a lousy reason to burn.

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(no subject) - [info]rustybitch, 2006-05-24 11:53 pm UTC
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[info]vyazka
2006-05-24 11:42 pm UTC (link)
That is an awesome rebuttal to an absolutely brainfucking lack-of-sense argument.

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(no subject) - [info]smo, 2006-05-25 01:32 am UTC
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[info]saralina25
2006-05-24 11:47 pm UTC (link)
What a sad little troll. I like my trolls with more common sense, or at least with the ability to take it all the way. A good troll would have gone on about how television and movies weren't mentioned in the bible either, so everyones going to hell for that. Someone would have eventually pointed out that neither was the internet. They would then ignore this logic in a blaze of wank and much more mocking would ensue.

Oh well, still tasty!

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[info]cork118
2006-05-24 11:55 pm UTC (link)
If I'm going to hell, it's gonna be because of all that premarital sex I've been having, not because I watched a movie.

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(no subject) - [info]gloria_mundi, 2006-05-25 02:59 am UTC

[info]amxjm
2006-05-25 12:34 am UTC (link)
As far as I know, movies weren't in the Bible, either. Same thing with the Internet. So? What's their point?

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[info]evanwaters
2006-05-25 12:39 am UTC (link)
Mutants were amphibious. Ergo they survived the flood.

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[info]sithwitch13
2006-05-25 12:42 am UTC (link)
This is a joke, right?

Right?

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[info]gal_montag
2006-05-25 12:53 am UTC (link)
Well besisdes the obvious fact that Moses can control water, God created the guy who greated mutants. Since y'know, they're not real and everything.

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(no subject) - [info]morbide_mind, 2006-05-26 02:12 pm UTC

[info]glossing2
2006-05-25 01:31 am UTC (link)
God is in the DCU?

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(no subject) - [info]xanos, 2006-05-25 01:48 am UTC
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[info]scorpio20
2006-05-25 01:54 am UTC (link)
This guy is as bad as a couple of DJ's, during the last election, that said that anyone who voted for John Kerry was going to hell. There are so many other things I've done that ensure me a first class ticket in the 5th level, that it wasn't even a blip on the radar.

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(no subject) - [info]moriath, 2006-05-25 04:43 am UTC
You haven't seen the true wank yet
[info]kirby_crow
2006-05-25 02:13 am UTC (link)
Wait until some bright little squirrel whips out a KJV Concordance and discovers that those "sons of god" translate into "angels".

Angels+Human Nookie=OTP

Wank will flow like rivers of... yeah.

Also, bleh, I hate that you have to join imdb to read the wankity. :(


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Re: You haven't seen the true wank yet - [info]edana_ni_emer, 2006-05-26 08:33 pm UTC

[info]rowan
2006-05-25 02:25 am UTC (link)
That dude wasn't specifically mentioned in the Bible either. Ergo, he doesn't exist.

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[info]aerobot
2006-05-25 02:37 am UTC (link)
prove to me that God created a mutant and i'll agree with you, otherwise, i'll pray for you...

Well, walk to the nearest library and find a book on genetic mutations. I think that'll answer your question.

Oh wait, libraries were never in the Bible. Nevermind.

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[info]pokecheck
2006-05-25 02:55 am UTC (link)
Wasn't that Sons of God and Daughters of Men and giants and stuff on the X-Files?

That's proof enough for me.

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(no subject) - [info]wordjunkie, 2006-05-25 10:14 pm UTC

[info]telophase
2006-05-25 03:42 am UTC (link)
prove to me that God created a mutant and i'll agree with you, otherwise, i'll pray for you...

Can you digest milk?

MUUUUUUUUTANT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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[info]fernwithy
2006-05-25 04:25 am UTC (link)
The Bible also doesn't mention kangaroos. Not once, even on the ark. Are kangaroos Godless? And what about the Platypus, man?

The whole continent of Australia should, in fact, have been illegal to make.

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(no subject) - [info]ladysphinx, 2006-05-25 04:57 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]jeanne, 2006-05-25 06:45 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]ayezur, 2006-05-25 04:44 pm UTC
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[info]innsmouth_eyes
2006-05-25 04:56 am UTC (link)
Oh, and God never mentioned the internet in the Bible either, so I guess we're all going to hell, including brinycbri. Oh well!

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[info]delcj
2006-05-25 05:02 am UTC (link)
Children begat by the sons of god and the daughters of men. A mutant species.

imho they're more like hybrids, not mutants. :P

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[info]blackjackrocket
2006-05-25 05:25 am UTC (link)
There were giants in the earth in those days;

Servo: Oh, that's taken entirely out of context!

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(no subject) - [info]innsmouth_eyes, 2006-05-25 06:40 am UTC
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[info]straykat
2006-05-25 05:28 am UTC (link)
Don't have an IMDB account and am too lazy to make one, but sounds like another one of them "enemies of creativity"? Like...if the minds of humans thought it up and it doesn't actually exist, it's devil sent.

...kinda makes me a little scared to think where we'd be if people like that ran the world, 24/7. We'd have no TV, no telephones, no internet, no computers, no vaccines...because damnit, at one time they didn't exist and people had to go and think them up. Damn such evils. :P

Yay coherency... And I need a "stop being on my side" icon.

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Here, use this one. - [info]miss_padfoot, 2006-05-25 06:28 am UTC
Re: Here, use this one. - [info]vyazka, 2006-05-25 07:31 pm UTC


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