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Her Royal Highness the Princess Cimorene ([info]cimorene111) wrote in [info]fandom_wank,
@ 2006-06-14 20:01:00


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Entry tags:fun times with aja

prince of tennis wank: is it a shipping war? a fandom war? or...
[this post fed to me by an anonymouse. neither the legwork involved in rounding up links nor the composition itself is mine.]

Our story begins with Prince of Tennis, the dirty little anime about gay tennis. Apparently not content with ruining the Harry Potter fandom, Tenipuri fandom has turned viciously upon itself.

Enter one [info]lovedoesthat, aka the creator of the much-loved [info]hdcomic. Does she ship Tezuka/Fuji or Tezuka/Ryoma? Could it be she's just here for the mocking? And does it even matter when the wank starts to flow?



[info]lovedoesthat posts to the fandom's primary comm, [info]tenipuri. The post has since been deleted for violating the community rules, but it has been capped and saved here. (If anybody has a copy of comments in threads, links would be much appreciated.)

"Tired of TezuRyo clogging your flist? Sick of reading about two emotional rocks attempting to communicate? Think the pillar should be bulldozed?

THEN SUPPORT THE TEZUFUJI REVOLUTION. Because Tezuka and Fuji belong together. It's obvious Tezuka only ever considered Ryoma because he was the right height, if you catch my drift."


Watch the fandom go.... huh? "You shouldn't be so mean to the TezuRyo shippers!" cry the baffled TezuFuji shippers. But wait... "Not sure whether you're mocking Zukafuji shippers or Zukaryo (I am thick like a brick!), but either way this is in really poor taste."

[info]thewhiteprophet steps up with helpful advice: "Let's all just calm down, okay? We're all fans of the show." Except that [info]thewhiteprophet, no stranger to wank herself, seems to be less fannish than mockish--along with [info]lovedoesthat. Fat!Ryoma, anyone? The plot thickens!

Gradually word gets around that the original wanker is really *gasp* a Tezuka/Ryoma fan attempting to incite a flame war! Watch the fandom explode! [info]illogical can't see 'both sides of the issue' at all. "There's no excuse for bashing a pairing of made-up characters. It's just rude and dumb."

[info]reddwarfer is outraged. How dare anyone mock her inviolate ship! She feels, uh... violated! "this is what happens when you start shit like this. People who don't like your ship will began to think that: YOUR ENTIRE CORNER OF FANDOM IS FILLED WITH STUPID ASSHATS!!! JUST LIKE THAT WANKER." [info]bookshop/Aja steps up to explain that [info]lovedoesthat isn't even in the fandom. [info]reddwarfer begs to fucking differ, linking to an apparently shippy previous post LDT made to the community. Aja responds huffily: "I'm one of her friends, and I can assure you, she's not a TezuRyo shipper. When she posted to tenipuri, she was mocking everyone equally." Then she adds, "I cannot apologize to you on her behalf, but I do apologize to you as a TezuRyo shipper who has no interest in inciting the Tenipuri lj community to resent us more than they already do." Oh noes! First they run me out of HP fandom, then they attack my ship! Feel my pain!

Meanwhile on [info]sugaahcube's journal, the crowd assembles to laugh and jeer at all those wankers who couldn't take a joke. "It just goes to show that some people are too sensitive to be productive members of the net." [poster's interjection: productive members of the net?] While back on the original post, [info]trembles offers "I must be the only one who found the post kinda funny."

Too bad your fandom seems to have left its sense of humor back at the clay courts. This is what you get for letting Harry Potter fans take over.

P.S. This wank has already sprung offshoot wank-- see [info]thewhiteprophet steal a Tezuka/Fuji icon, apparently to use for more mocking. The creator of the original icon, figuring this out, is not happy. Watch the wank spiral as TWP mocks her requests for icon credit!

Shame on you, TWP! You're a BNF! Have you no shame? "I wouldn't have thought someone who draws that much attention to them would be THAT petty."

Oh, fandom. When will you ever learn.

eta: cap of original post with comments posted in the comments.



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Wow...
(Anonymous)
2006-06-14 07:13 pm UTC (link)
I knew the PoT fandom could be extremely... votile when it came to pairings but this seems to take the cake. Then again, what can we expect from a show that shows boy that are supposedly 13-15 (yeah right if Tezuka is 15 then I'll eat my hat) performing physically impossible tennis?

But I love the shineys sooo~ yeah, I love the show. Shoot me. I'm too easily amused for my own damn good.

~Mousey

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[info]bizzle
2006-06-14 07:15 pm UTC (link)
"I wouldn't have thought someone who draws that much attention to them would be THAT petty."

Insert uproarious laughter here.

What gets me is that everyone is taking the troll post so gosh darn fo' srsly. I've never watched the show or known anyone in the fandom, so are the pairing wars usually this wanky?

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(no subject) - [info]cimorene111, 2006-06-14 07:21 pm UTC
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(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2006-06-14 08:10 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]aishuu, 2006-06-14 11:43 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]annabelle_lee, 2006-06-15 05:11 am UTC

[info]warden
2006-06-14 07:16 pm UTC (link)
there are plenty of cooler things in shounen jump to get your panties in a twist about.

i'm just sayin'.

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(no subject) - [info]fuji, 2006-06-14 08:00 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]onewingedhyu, 2006-06-14 10:34 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]fuji, 2006-06-14 10:56 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]onewingedhyu, 2006-06-14 10:59 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]khym_chanur, 2006-06-14 11:57 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]onewingedhyu, 2006-06-15 12:19 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]khym_chanur, 2006-06-15 12:24 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]onewingedhyu, 2006-06-15 12:26 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]numisma, 2006-06-16 09:48 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]aishuu, 2006-06-14 11:38 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]yaoiko, 2006-06-14 08:14 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]joie, 2006-06-15 02:38 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]chaootaku, 2006-06-15 03:49 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]smo, 2006-06-15 04:54 pm UTC

[info]pyratejenni
2006-06-14 07:22 pm UTC (link)
Oh, fandom. When will you ever learn.

Never.

And that makes me so very happy.

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[info]brick_me
2006-06-14 07:41 pm UTC (link)
TezuRyo sucks.

Although not as much as MomoRyo, which is like the event horizon of pairings.

... TeniPuri is the only series that reduces me to this state of pairing-hatred, I swear, in any other fandom, I don't care what the hell people shipped. I seriously think it's something in the water of that fandom.

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(no subject) - [info]lanjelin, 2006-06-14 11:04 pm UTC
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(no subject) - [info]annabelle_lee, 2006-06-15 05:22 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]lanjelin, 2006-06-15 05:23 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]zinkchan, 2006-06-15 12:06 am UTC

(Anonymous)
2006-06-14 07:45 pm UTC (link)
This seriously cracks my shit up. Seriously.

bwahahaha

Love, Reddwarfer.

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[info]shoiryu
2006-06-14 07:46 pm UTC (link)
I just keep waiting for the day when Prince of Tennis becomes the next Weiss Kreuz.

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(no subject) - [info]yaoiko, 2006-06-14 08:16 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]smo, 2006-06-15 04:55 pm UTC

[info]aishatabitha
2006-06-14 08:02 pm UTC (link)
Too bad your fandom seems to have left its sense of humor back at the clay courts.

No shit! If there's one reliable thing about PoT, it's a huge chunk of the fandom taking itself way too seriously. So amusing.

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(no subject) - [info]ladyofviolets, 2006-06-14 11:35 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]aishatabitha, 2006-06-15 12:00 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]palabradot, 2006-06-15 12:54 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]aishatabitha, 2006-06-15 02:59 am UTC
(no subject) - rachelthedemon, 2006-06-15 04:00 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]aishatabitha, 2006-06-15 04:46 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]herongale, 2006-06-15 04:53 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]aishatabitha, 2006-06-15 06:32 pm UTC

(Anonymous)
2006-06-14 08:13 pm UTC (link)
of course, [info]bookshop is the goodwill ambassador and the law in TezRyo fandom and can tell you with authority who is and who isn't shipping that pairing.

We have better things to do than wank about TezuRyo versus TezuFuji. (http://reddwarfer.livejournal.com/161118.html?thread=1435742#t1435742) of course. She doesn't wank about TezRyo vs TezFuji, she JUST WANKS ABOUT TEZFUJI. Her LJ is one big wankfest, it mustn't be missed! ^0^

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(no subject) - [info]bookshop, 2006-06-14 09:59 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]tezuka, 2006-06-15 01:58 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]bookshop, 2006-06-15 04:14 am UTC

[info]prettyveela
2006-06-14 08:14 pm UTC (link)
OMG it'z the Potzillas!


****random fangirl Japanese posted after this line*****

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(no subject) - [info]charmian, 2006-06-14 09:07 pm UTC
(no subject) - alittlewhisper, 2006-06-15 12:01 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]justicepeckham, 2006-06-15 02:19 am UTC

[info]hitsuzen
2006-06-14 08:24 pm UTC (link)
Seriously, why PoT? Couldn't all the Harry Potter wankers have moved to something shinier like Bleach instead?

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(no subject) - [info]fuji, 2006-06-14 08:28 pm UTC
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(no subject) - [info]ladyofviolets, 2006-06-14 10:40 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]hitsuzen, 2006-06-14 08:34 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]gloria_mundi, 2006-06-14 08:49 pm UTC
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(no subject) - [info]charmian, 2006-06-14 08:35 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]hitsuzen, 2006-06-14 08:43 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]charmian, 2006-06-14 08:46 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]khym_chanur, 2006-06-15 12:02 am UTC
(no subject) - redwarrior, 2006-06-14 09:13 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]ari_o, 2006-06-14 11:44 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]deerlike, 2006-06-16 10:21 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]khym_chanur, 2006-06-15 12:03 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]zinkchan, 2006-06-15 12:11 am UTC
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(no subject) - [info]zinkchan, 2006-06-15 12:28 am UTC
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(no subject) - [info]hitsuzen, 2006-06-15 02:54 pm UTC

[info]figgy
2006-06-14 08:39 pm UTC (link)
... just goes to show you. It wasn't just HP that was wanky. It was the idiots involved.

TWP is only 'well known' for her stupid anon memes anyway.

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(no subject) - [info]narcissam, 2006-06-14 08:55 pm UTC
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(no subject) - [info]tezuka, 2006-06-14 09:33 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]cimorene111, 2006-06-14 11:06 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]pyratejenni, 2006-06-14 11:07 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]narcissam, 2006-06-15 12:06 am UTC
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(no subject) - [info]furiosity, 2006-06-14 11:39 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]figgy, 2006-06-14 11:42 pm UTC

redwarrior
2006-06-14 09:14 pm UTC (link)
Ehh, pairing wars suck. Why don't we just have a damn threesome already?

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(no subject) - [info]hypno_jango, 2006-06-14 09:24 pm UTC
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(no subject) - [info]ladyofviolets, 2006-06-14 10:30 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]annabelle_lee, 2006-06-15 05:52 am UTC

[info]squeakthemouse
2006-06-14 09:27 pm UTC (link)
Oh, wow, that wank is just beautiful. I hadn't even heard of PoT till the HP expatriates started wanking it up, so if nothing else, they brought fame notoriety to the fandom.

Ship wars make the internet go 'round.

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[info]aishuu
2006-06-14 10:06 pm UTC (link)
I so want an "out of my fandom" icon sometimes. Something along the lines of "get back to your fucking wizards, the ghei teniboys are mine."

Now that that's out of my system, I find it amusing that these people are three years late to the party.

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[info]torotoro
2006-06-14 10:20 pm UTC (link)
Is it usual for anon posting to be switched off here in fw? Or is this wank inside the wank???? (ooooh~~~~~~~)

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(no subject) - [info]ladyofviolets, 2006-06-14 10:31 pm UTC
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(no subject) - [info]torotoro, 2006-06-14 10:43 pm UTC
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[info]mmanurere
2006-06-14 10:22 pm UTC (link)
I read the subject not as "(Prince of Tennis) wank" but as "prince of (tennis wank)".

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(no subject) - [info]marks, 2006-06-15 12:10 am UTC
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(no subject) - [info]numisma, 2006-06-16 09:57 pm UTC

[info]ladyofviolets
2006-06-14 10:27 pm UTC (link)
As a TezuFuji diehard shipper who is majorly indifferent to TezuRyo unless it's BRILLIANTLY written... this wank makes me non-existant in the fandom, it seems. ;_;

Ah, TeniPuri. You had only borderline wanks and now here's a full-blown one. You've really grown up, haven't you?

* stays on the side this time, drinking Ponta *

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(no subject) - [info]innominate, 2006-06-14 10:32 pm UTC
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(no subject) - [info]innominate, 2006-06-14 11:13 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]hitsuzen, 2006-06-15 12:29 am UTC
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[info]ironymaiden
2006-06-14 10:29 pm UTC (link)
Man, this is why I just enjoy the show and don't get involved in the actual PoT fandom.

Also, I ship InuKai, BeKami and AkuDan, so I can avoid The Wanky Adventures of ToastMan.

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(no subject) - [info]sioniann, 2006-06-14 11:29 pm UTC
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[info]musouka
2006-06-14 10:33 pm UTC (link)
Stuff like this makes me even happier I love that other tennis manga no one has ever heard of ShaGo instead. Cute gugs, cute girls, homoerotic subtext, and none of the ship wars.

Of course that's par for the course when you're a grand fandom of one. ::depressed::

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(no subject) - [info]brick_me, 2006-06-14 11:16 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]chaootaku, 2006-06-15 03:55 am UTC
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[info]feenix
2006-06-14 10:37 pm UTC (link)
This wank was worth it, if only for this:

sam: Ryoma stepped onto the court, smiling shyly at Tezuka. "Hi buchou." Tezuka stared back. "20 laps, fatty."
mk: "I thought it was what's inside that counts," Ryoma blinked away tears. "My dick inside your ass is what counts, fattie."

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(no subject) - [info]deerlike, 2006-06-16 10:30 am UTC
finally, appropriate place for this icon
[info]farohji
2006-06-14 11:30 pm UTC (link)
awesome, the icon wank moved XD i almost wish the main post didn't need to be deleted just 'cause i wanted to see that play out.

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[info]ari_o
2006-06-14 11:53 pm UTC (link)
How are people supposed to go back to the HP Fandom? Its not the burbs you know!

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[info]marks
2006-06-15 12:03 am UTC (link)
Aw! If there hadn't been wank, I wouldn't have gotten to participate in this:

http://akahannah.livejournal.com/263203.html?thread=1351971#t1351971

Bring on the wingfic.

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(no subject) - [info]sioniann, 2006-06-15 12:06 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]marks, 2006-06-15 12:07 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]sioniann, 2006-06-15 12:08 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]annabelle_lee, 2006-06-15 06:04 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]vigilanterodent, 2006-06-15 08:15 am UTC

[info]onewingedhyu
2006-06-15 12:27 am UTC (link)
You know Tennis along with Alchemy has always been SERIOUS business!

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