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loony666 ([info]loony666) wrote in [info]fandom_wank,
@ 2006-06-21 16:56:00


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More Something Positive wank
So, the creator of Something Positive gets a dumb email, and posts about it in his lj.

The email in question reads:

From: Yang Gu
Subject: Are you a poster on Dumpshock Forums?

I'm emo samurai; if you're Critias or Dranem, I'll still read your
comic; I just won't donate or buy your stuff ever. You have my
permission to be anyone else on that forum.


A few people remark in disbelief over what a dumbass this guy is, before guess who shows up? Yep, it's emo samurai himself, missing the point spectacularly. He then proceeds to reply to every single comment. (My favorite part is when he refers to his "Aristotelian anger".)

Eventually somebody else from the forum shows up, claiming the everybody on the forum hates emo. This makes emo sad. ;_;


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Wait...
[info]puckity
2006-06-22 02:22 am UTC (link)
Isn't a sad emo redundant?

You know what they say. Too much emo makes the internets all gooey--and then it just gets all over the rugs.

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[info]semtex
2006-06-22 03:27 am UTC (link)
...so does too much fapping.

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(no subject) - [info]puckity, 2006-06-22 03:35 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]semtex, 2006-06-22 03:37 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]spawn_of_kong, 2006-06-22 07:50 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]aislyn, 2006-06-22 07:54 pm UTC

[info]semtex
2006-06-22 03:26 am UTC (link)
bleaugh, emo.

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[info]freezer
2006-06-22 09:33 pm UTC (link)
Yay for cute anime girls!

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[info]breecita
2006-06-22 03:32 am UTC (link)
Bad Gamer. No cookie.

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[info]jetamors
2006-06-22 03:32 am UTC (link)
I'm starting to think that emo does not in fact exist, but is instead a mass delusion perpetrated by the Internet to give losers someone to look down on.

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rachelthedemon
2006-06-22 04:42 am UTC (link)
OHMIGOD. ICON WORSHIP!

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[info]isntitironic
2006-06-22 05:29 am UTC (link)
Careful... if too many people believe in a mass Internet delusion, it becomes real. Kinda like the Velveteen Rabbit.

You don't believe me? Exhibit A: Snakes on a Plane

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(no subject) - [info]jetamors, 2006-06-22 05:36 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]isntitironic, 2006-06-22 06:41 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]loki, 2006-06-22 10:08 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]nicolae, 2006-06-23 01:14 am UTC

[info]mcity
2006-06-22 06:16 am UTC (link)
Oh, snap, I remember the story where the kid got sent to the 19th floor to deliver a message. He went up and down the starcase between floors 18 and 20 a few times, then told the teacher he delivered the message.

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(no subject) - [info]jetamors, 2006-06-22 06:18 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]mcity, 2006-06-22 06:21 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]jetamors, 2006-06-22 06:26 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]mcity, 2006-06-22 06:41 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]waterfront, 2006-06-22 06:58 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]jetamors, 2006-06-22 07:00 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]dark_puck, 2006-06-22 03:54 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]hallidae, 2006-06-22 07:17 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]amyheartssiroc, 2006-06-22 05:12 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]iczer6, 2006-06-22 07:04 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]moriath, 2006-06-22 08:18 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]itsirtou, 2006-06-22 05:06 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]livviebway, 2006-06-22 07:24 pm UTC

[info]waterfront
2006-06-22 06:59 am UTC (link)
Your icon, I -- yes.

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[info]livviebway
2006-06-22 07:23 pm UTC (link)
Whoa, your icon!

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[info]taktuk
2006-06-23 02:20 pm UTC (link)
I adore your icon.

Also, aren't there a number of Internet sites like that?

Existing to give losers someone to look down on, I mean. Obviously they exist, because people look at them.

It's when people STOP looking at them that you have to worry.

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[info]kadath
2006-06-22 03:47 am UTC (link)
Featuring me peripherally!

Seriously, though. Dumpshock. Hee.

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[info]dalassa
2006-06-22 04:07 am UTC (link)
Fandom_wank is the last place I would ever expect to see anything relating to Dumpshock. I mean its the major forum for players of a fairly obscure RPG. Its wank is confined to arguments about what you can dikote and abusive combinations requiring six books to put together.

Thankfully this is not directly related to Dumpshock, just some idiot who takes it way to seriously. Also, first time someone I vaguely recognize from the internet is in wank. HMHVV Hunter still manages to rock.

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[info]ladysphinx
2006-06-22 05:23 am UTC (link)
Dickensean Principles > Aristotelian Anger

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(no subject) - [info]mcity, 2006-06-22 06:18 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]greenling, 2006-06-22 09:52 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]mcity, 2006-06-22 03:46 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]dark_puck, 2006-06-22 03:54 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]mcity, 2006-06-22 10:59 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]dark_puck, 2006-06-23 02:53 am UTC

[info]wrongly_amused
2006-06-22 05:25 am UTC (link)
Wait - what?

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[info]arielchan
2006-06-22 05:46 am UTC (link)
I bet Emo is just another msscribe sockpuppet. Everyone else ssems to be.

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(no subject) - [info]annabelle_lee, 2006-06-22 06:33 am UTC

[info]chaimonkey
2006-06-22 05:50 am UTC (link)
[info]mmsword pwns. pwns hard.

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[info]narcissam
2006-06-22 07:27 am UTC (link)
His main explanation here is all sorts of weird. But the bit about why samaurais are emo is the best.

First, emo samurai. Samurai are emo; there is even a whole genre of poetry called "jisei no ku" that are supposedly written by samurai moments before their deaths. And the Hagakure is full of stuff about following your master into hell and how dying while failing to achieve your goals is better than living without fulfillment. My naming myself "emo samurai" is a fucking joke. Not even an emo kid would seriously name himself that. And I reserve all rights(tm) to the shirt, since it is awesome.

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(no subject) - [info]moriath, 2006-06-22 08:21 am UTC

[info]cyndra_falin
2006-06-22 09:56 am UTC (link)
Oh dear...does this emo idiot not have a job? He replies to every comment and even to HIMSELF! Twice! Sometimes three times!!

"LOOK AT ME!!! IM NOT STOOPID! I AM TEH AWESOMES!!! LISTEN TO WHAT I SAY!!"

Gah! Someone hit him over the head with something hard please. Maybe then he'll pass out and leave the normal people alone.

I see good ol Xander_Cane is back.....

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[info]dragonfangirl
2006-06-22 11:13 am UTC (link)
I understand the email fine. Once you decipher the garbled syntax, it's pretty straightforward.

It's still dumb.

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[info]pope_shane
2006-06-22 02:15 pm UTC (link)
Not only does everybody on the forum hate emo, but everybody everywhere hates emo.

So states The Pope of The Internets, so mote it be.

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(no subject) - [info]wal_lace, 2006-06-22 05:46 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]mcity, 2006-06-22 11:00 pm UTC

[info]ara
2006-06-22 04:24 pm UTC (link)
Wow, that there's some classic MENSA troll.

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[info]figgy
2006-06-22 05:55 pm UTC (link)
... what a pretentious fucktard.

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(no subject) - [info]yamashitaaki, 2006-06-23 12:31 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]ladysphinx, 2006-06-23 04:05 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]yamashitaaki, 2006-06-23 04:19 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]ladysphinx, 2006-06-23 04:35 am UTC

(Anonymous)
2006-06-25 08:29 pm UTC (link)
Does anyone else find that comments on Randy's blog disappear and have to be highlighted to be read?

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(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2006-06-28 06:03 am UTC

 
   
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