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insignificant other ([info]snacky) wrote in [info]fandom_wank,
@ 2006-06-23 00:14:00


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Would you look at the date!


Thanks to [info]charlottelennox and her tale of Msscribe, this past week, Fandom was put on pause. We paused to read this sordid story, and we paused to reflect on sockpuppets and crazy Christians and faux stalkers and attacking sick women in the name of a BNF. Some of us paused to ask, "Hey, what does 'BNF' stand for?" and some of us, in a display of great kindness, did not answer, "STFU, n00b!" but paused in their reading of Part Five and explained gently.

We paused and witnessed the great outpouring of sorrow and forgiveness in the HP fandom. BNFs who had been enemies for years turned to each other and virtually embraced. Many begged for forgiveness, and we watched as that was readily given. We also paused and boggled at the suggestion that lying was okay because that's the purpose of language, but hey. In this kinder, gentler Fandom, there is room for (almost) all opinions.

We have been inspired by this, so today at Fandom_Wank, we pause to remember. We pause and remember with sorrow the tragedy of Deletegate. We pause and remember with full hearts the joy that was Fandom_Love. We pause and snicker at the aftermath of those two events and say, "Man, aren't we a bunch of wanky bitches?"

Today, also, we must pause and remember our fallen wank comrades. We pause and mourn for [info]backfromspace and [info]elfy. We pause and remember fondly [info]rann (he was a guy) and [info]sagralisse (she wasn't) . We pause and wonder what the hell happened to [info]arkane156. We pause and think of our days as "shit-flinging cunts" before we were The Cult of Mean. We pause and ponder The Cabal and Sarah T and Cousinjean and She-Who-Must-Not-Be-Wanked and Lee Goldberg and Anne Rice and Ginmar and Oselle and all of the Great Wankers gone by. We pause and laugh when we think of [info]thorn_star (aka phoenix)'s mournful complaint: "I'm banned, dude. And it's not right." We pause and remember the days we learned of Squidwarts and bukkake rolls and sexboxes and ass full throttle in the produce isle and every single detail ever of Ataniell's personal life. And yes, we pause and chant together, "my hed is pastede on yey!"

So, today fellow wankas, we ask that you pause. Pause and remember the wank, and wankers, and the wankas and the catchphrases and the OTPs of days past. Look to the wiki for guidance. Please. Share your memories. Share the wank. Never forget how Fandom_Wank brought Fandom together and tore it apart, over and over and over again.

We shall now pause and delete Fandom_Wank for nine minutes of silent reflection. Don't worry, you won't even notice we were gone.



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[info]arielchan
2006-06-23 06:25 am UTC (link)
Don't forget the tent pegs, or the bartending in the dark. Truly they too are part of our shared history.

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(no subject) - [info]semtex, 2006-06-23 11:43 pm UTC
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[info]gun
2006-06-23 06:28 am UTC (link)
I think the crying eagle really makes this post truly special.

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(no subject) - sharonapple, 2006-06-23 06:31 am UTC
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(no subject) - [info]tiki, 2006-06-23 08:13 pm UTC

[info]kijikun
2006-06-23 06:33 am UTC (link)
So beautful. *cries*

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[info]emiweebee
2006-06-23 06:36 am UTC (link)
I want magnets! Magnets for my car!

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(no subject) - [info]eli_eli_oh, 2006-06-23 03:39 pm UTC
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(no subject) - [info]emiweebee, 2006-06-23 08:10 pm UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2006-06-25 10:04 pm UTC
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(no subject) - [info]pussycat, 2006-06-24 05:29 am UTC

[info]khym_chanur
2006-06-23 06:36 am UTC (link)
"I'm banned, dude. And it's not right."

Kinda sound like a line from a blues song. But not quite. Hmmm...

"I'm banned, man. And that just ain't right."

Ah, there.

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(no subject) - [info]apoplexia, 2006-06-28 10:10 am UTC

[info]feloniousfeline
2006-06-23 06:39 am UTC (link)
*wipes a tear*

Sorry. I think I've got spooge in my eyes.

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(no subject) - [info]telesilla, 2006-06-23 07:22 am UTC
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(no subject) - [info]mortifyd, 2006-06-23 08:35 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]feloniousfeline, 2006-06-23 10:39 pm UTC

sockpuppet_rat
2006-06-23 06:39 am UTC (link)
Oh, if only I were here to post and remember...but I guess a post from my nanny will have to do.

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(no subject) - [info]rhiannonmr, 2006-06-23 10:45 am UTC

[info]shoiryu
2006-06-23 06:44 am UTC (link)
*lighter in the air*

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sharonapple
2006-06-23 06:47 am UTC (link)
*raises a glass* To Fandom Wank!

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(no subject) - [info]rowan, 2006-06-23 06:50 am UTC

[info]veneotaqueen
2006-06-23 06:48 am UTC (link)
LOVE

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[info]wankprophet
2006-06-23 06:57 am UTC (link)
Fuck Fandom_Wank. I joined, like, four years ago and have finally realized that the name is very misleading. It's just not gonna happen, is it?




(Also, gratuitious opportunity to use the famed "Jeff bans Thornstar" icon by the talented and witty Ashenmote.)

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(no subject) - [info]puipui, 2006-06-23 07:34 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]ashenmote, 2006-06-23 07:39 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]breecita, 2006-06-23 07:56 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]ashenmote, 2006-06-23 08:11 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]breecita, 2006-06-23 02:51 pm UTC

[info]dawnswalker
2006-06-23 07:01 am UTC (link)
YEY.

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(no subject) - [info]ara, 2006-06-23 02:19 pm UTC

[info]ladybirdsleeps
2006-06-23 07:01 am UTC (link)
I'm lighting a candle for deleted wanks right now. ;_; Oh, bohemianfaerie's thoughts on yaoi, I hardly knew ye.

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(no subject) - [info]mindset, 2006-06-23 07:08 am UTC
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(no subject) - [info]peejee, 2006-06-24 11:09 pm UTC

[info]out_bottle
2006-06-23 07:01 am UTC (link)
Ah, Fandom_Love. I remember Fandom_Love.

I still haven't stopped drinking.

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(no subject) - [info]dande, 2006-06-23 08:39 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]out_bottle, 2006-06-24 05:17 am UTC
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[info]sarahkjrsten
2006-06-23 07:02 am UTC (link)
*offers chocolate all around*

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[info]prettypinkkitty
2006-06-23 07:03 am UTC (link)
It's a Fandom_Wank Day Miracle - the wiki works! Oh, praise be to the Wank Gods!

*eagle sheds another tear*

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[info]sashenka
2006-06-23 07:04 am UTC (link)
AMEN!! PRAISE THE LORD!! HALELUJAH JESUS!!!11!!!111one1! *finishes the bottle of Vodka*

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[info]ivyincubus
2006-06-23 07:06 am UTC (link)
Why nine minutes?

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(no subject) - [info]snacky, 2006-06-23 08:00 pm UTC
but... - [info]semtex, 2006-06-23 11:52 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]karmyn75, 2006-06-24 03:03 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]apoplexia, 2006-06-27 08:52 am UTC
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[info]deerlike
2006-06-23 07:08 am UTC (link)
It should have been a turkey.

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(no subject) - [info]kyuuketsukirui, 2006-06-23 07:21 am UTC
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(no subject) - [info]snacky, 2006-06-23 08:00 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]hickorydickory, 2006-06-23 08:55 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]deerlike, 2006-06-23 09:47 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]sepiamagpie, 2006-06-23 08:44 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]deerlike, 2006-06-23 09:47 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]sennet, 2006-06-23 09:27 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]rogue, 2006-06-23 09:29 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]ladyrogue, 2006-06-23 09:49 pm UTC
Sit down, John! For God's sake, John, sit down! Someone oughta open up a window! - [info]deerlike, 2006-06-23 09:57 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]imperialgirl, 2006-06-24 12:08 am UTC
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[info]seraphtrevs
2006-06-23 07:08 am UTC (link)
Hey, remember that one time, when something wanky happened, and we all laughed?

That was awesome. Here's to you, fandom_wank! You make my alligator very happy. *chugs*

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(no subject) - [info]oar, 2006-06-23 08:29 am UTC
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(no subject) - [info]vyazka, 2006-06-24 01:48 am UTC
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(no subject) - [info]vyazka, 2006-06-24 06:01 am UTC
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[info]kalicephirot
2006-06-23 07:11 am UTC (link)
*sobs* I wonder about the Countess. I just wonder who else is in her famous linage by now? What is she doing?

Oh, Countess. I will never forget your wank.

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(no subject) - [info]issendai, 2006-06-23 07:16 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]annabelle_lee, 2006-06-23 09:38 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]heddychaa, 2006-06-23 05:25 pm UTC
(no subject) - notmonkey, 2006-06-24 06:19 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]jerel, 2006-06-24 04:54 pm UTC

[info]ilpalazzo
2006-06-23 07:17 am UTC (link)
I came for the spooge, and stayed for the coke. *pours out a fotie*

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(no subject) - [info]mortifyd, 2006-06-23 08:36 am UTC
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[info]ashenmote
2006-06-23 07:17 am UTC (link)
I know mostly it's all about the [info]backfromspace/[info]thorn_star love, but this here is my favorite memory of modsquad/wanker interaction, in one of the recent i_wank-spamming posts.
modsquad

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(no subject) - [info]semtex, 2006-06-23 11:38 pm UTC

[info]narcissam
2006-06-23 07:19 am UTC (link)
*raises a glass to little_needle*

It seemed like she would never leave, but then she was gone out of our lives.

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(no subject) - [info]willywanka, 2006-06-23 07:24 am UTC
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(no subject) - [info]pyratejenni, 2006-06-23 07:18 pm UTC

[info]seppuku
2006-06-23 07:20 am UTC (link)
And me, I'll get back to chapter seven of the msscribe story. Drink every time GT is bashed; a new glass for every new sockpuppet. I can't think of any other drinking game rules. Do I even need anymore?

...

Ah, I always knew fandom would kill me.

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(no subject) - [info]telesilla, 2006-06-23 07:26 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]jetamors, 2006-06-23 07:34 pm UTC


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