Ooooookay then.
My brain hurts.

Someone starts a gag topic on the GameFAQs forums, asking who among the posters says "ass" instead of "donkey." This is done entirely to prove that the forum does allow the word "ass" in topic titles.

On page two, the thread is declared offensive to Donkey Kong.

And there is argument.

Only three pages of posts, and the wank doesn't start until two, so it's not exactly one of the massive wankfests we often see, but the sheer idiocy of it boggles the mind.