Many thanks to the two anons over on wank_report for this one!

Vozhd7 posts the following to Metaquotes:

So true!

"Harry Potter Fandom people are delusional sickos with empty lives and empty souls, who should be taken out of the public circle and have treatment forced upon them until they can return back to society as normal, functional people.

Harry Potter Fandom is a greater public health danger than the spread of crystal meth."

Quote by yobachi2003 in a blog_sociology thread.

Much merriment ensues. HP fandomers agree. Surprise is declared at the assertion that they actually have souls. Many add ‘empty souls’ to their interests.

Vozdh7 then expresses displeasure at a non-related Metaquotes post about how employees should be allowed to punch asshole customers, and at being chastised by a mod, and provides fun for all:

"You're just jealous because my metaquote got over 100 comments and yours was virtually ignored."

Small but delightful. Enjoy!