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Jedi Knight Miki ([info]jedi_miki) wrote in [info]fandom_wank,
@ 2006-07-07 15:51:00


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Current mood:amused
Current music:Spirit Never Dies - Masterplan
Entry tags:fandom: full metal alchemist

This ain't hot, it's G-A-Y!
Ninja'd from Wank_Report.

Over on [info]fm_alchemist, [info]moshdale posts some NWS Roy/Ling art as a present for a friend.

Everything is all warm, fuzzy, and OMG I WUV YOU until [info]benwuhballs replies with:

WTF!?!

It's 2 guys SMASHING THEIR FUCKING DICKS TOGETHER with huge gobs of cum flying around that make hurricane katrina look like a kiddy pool...and yet you guys are treating this like it should go right up next to the "Mona Lisa"....

This could not be more gay if it were a picture of Richard Simmon's tea-bagging Clay Aiken while Reuban Studdard smacked his cock with a golf club in the background...

G A Y

...Why couldn't it have been a picture of the hot chicks from Hanson fucking, eh?

...*sigh*..I love you Taylor Hanson...some day, you will be mine.

-Grandma


And their off, ladies and gents! Most of the replies are "If you don't like, don't look!". Bonus wankling happens when [info]fairy1234 attempts to snark, but is owned by the sweet smell of hypocrisy.

More wank happens in the following threads-

[info]false_smile says just ignore them!

[info]fairy1234 says Benwuhballs is just jealous! She also says he should get a Myspace. Oh, BUUUURNED.



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[info]ladybirdsleeps
2006-07-07 11:09 pm UTC (link)
Ling looks so unhappy. Why is he so unhappy? He looks like he wishes Roy wasn't rubbing his dick on him, and that makes no sense at all.

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[info]mcity
2006-07-07 11:51 pm UTC (link)
Won't somebody think of the not-Chinese princes?

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[info]iczer6
2006-07-08 12:00 am UTC (link)
They both look kinda upset about it...

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(no subject) - [info]ladybirdsleeps, 2006-07-08 12:02 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]freezer, 2006-07-08 05:13 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]misakichi, 2006-07-08 05:32 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]mcity, 2006-07-08 03:23 pm UTC

[info]rosehiptea
2006-07-08 12:22 am UTC (link)
Maybe it's the cum that seems to have got in his eye. That would make me unhappy.

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(no subject) - [info]keri, 2006-07-08 04:03 am UTC

[info]felinephoenix
2006-07-07 11:11 pm UTC (link)
Was I the only one disappointed to find out Hanson wasn't a bunch of girls?

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[info]metrocowboy
2006-07-07 11:41 pm UTC (link)
When I first saw Hanson's 'Music Video' I thought it was an MTV parody.

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[info]ironymaiden
2006-07-07 11:42 pm UTC (link)
Poor Taylor. :(

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[info]seiberwing
2006-07-07 11:44 pm UTC (link)
Um...well, of course it's gay. Duh.

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[info]mcity
2006-07-07 11:50 pm UTC (link)
"If you don't like, don't look!".
I love that no one using that ever realizes the irony of it. Ever

ACHTUNG: Free speech means we can complain about something we don't like just as we can laud something we do like. It may be stupid to look at something we don't like, but not necessarily wrong.
Just because I don't approve of something doesn't mean I'm 'close-minded' fuck-tard.
Nope. Only if you disagree with something involving a minority, according the the Internet. Especially about black people being named Martha.

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[info]rosehiptea
2006-07-08 12:43 am UTC (link)
I love that no one using that ever realizes the irony of it.

Meh, when I use a phrase like that I mean "I really wonder why you know you hate this stuff but you read it/looked at it anyway, since fandom is supposed to be recreational," not "You are only allowed to look at things you like and criticize genres you approve of."

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(no subject) - [info]mcity, 2006-07-08 12:54 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]rosehiptea, 2006-07-08 01:08 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]velvet_mace, 2006-07-08 06:26 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]saffron, 2006-07-08 01:22 pm UTC

[info]gobsmacked
2006-07-07 11:54 pm UTC (link)
...*sigh*..I love you Taylor Hanson...some day, you will be mine
ROFLMAO

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(no subject) - [info]azhidahaki, 2006-07-08 01:59 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]mookie, 2006-07-08 03:27 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]freezer, 2006-07-08 04:22 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]gobsmacked, 2006-07-09 10:45 pm UTC

[info]pokecheck
2006-07-07 11:58 pm UTC (link)
I just wanted to use my Ling icon.

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[info]skewed_tartan
2006-07-08 12:04 am UTC (link)
Disclaimer: If you are Gay, Black, Jewish, Blind, Deaf, Retarded, Skanky, Don't like Salt, Skinny, Fat, Human, Animal, Asleep, Masturbating, Wearing a Diaper, Love Snoop Dog, Bald, Anorexic, Holding a Green-Card, Old, Young, Living, etc...you WILL be offended or turned-on some where in my journal...

I smell troll, or at least he's being a troll in the wank thread.

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(no subject) - iwanttobeasleep, 2006-07-08 12:40 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]skewed_tartan, 2006-07-08 03:21 am UTC
(no subject) - iwanttobeasleep, 2006-07-08 03:24 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]greenglass, 2006-07-08 03:37 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]sadisticferret, 2006-07-08 04:08 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]kinneas, 2006-07-10 12:13 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]misakichi, 2006-07-08 05:05 am UTC

[info]chaos_theory
2006-07-08 12:41 am UTC (link)
Why are they both drooling? Has sex ever made you drool? Am I missing some awesome sex act that will actually make me incapable of swallowing my own spit? Is it a man thing? Do I need a cock to appreciate the beauty of saliva dribbling down my chin? *confused*

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(no subject) - [info]sprungtodrown, 2006-07-08 12:53 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]chaos_theory, 2006-07-08 01:02 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]big_bad_wolf, 2006-07-08 01:25 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]azhidahaki, 2006-07-08 02:00 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]annabelle_lee, 2006-07-08 06:16 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]greenglass, 2006-07-08 05:14 am UTC

[info]hallidae
2006-07-08 02:05 am UTC (link)
Honestly? I don't like it much myself. But that's for purely aesthetic reasons, not because it's "teh nasty nasty ghey!!111one".

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(no subject) - [info]skewed_tartan, 2006-07-08 03:23 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]rosehiptea, 2006-07-08 09:05 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]rosehiptea, 2006-07-08 09:07 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]hallidae, 2006-07-08 05:08 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]daylightsparks, 2006-07-08 10:12 pm UTC

[info]photosinensis
2006-07-08 02:10 am UTC (link)
If you were gay, that'd be okay...

Sorry. These people just seem like they could use a bit of Avenue Q to go along with their tl;dr.

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(no subject) - [info]linadarkstar, 2006-07-08 11:10 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]dramedy, 2006-07-10 10:50 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]photosinensis, 2006-07-10 10:51 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]dramedy, 2006-07-10 11:04 pm UTC

[info]oxydosic
2006-07-08 03:17 am UTC (link)
This could not be more gay if it were a picture of Richard Simmon's tea-bagging Clay Aiken while Reuban Studdard smacked his cock with a golf club in the background...

Am i the only one who would actually like to see that?

*looks around*

Um, apparently so.

*hides in cave*

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(no subject) - [info]adora_spintriae, 2006-07-08 03:48 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]jerel, 2006-07-08 04:03 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]oxydosic, 2006-07-08 04:09 am UTC

[info]velvet_mace
2006-07-08 03:22 am UTC (link)
Oh for heaven's sake.

Drooling and crying are both just part of the whole Anime art scene along with mysterious floating feathers and flowers. If this ain't to everyone's tastes so be it. It was to mine, and I'm the one she drew it for.

Benwuhballs is a troll.

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(no subject) - [info]ladybirdsleeps, 2006-07-08 08:19 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]velvet_mace, 2006-07-08 08:22 am UTC

[info]semtex
2006-07-08 03:28 am UTC (link)
I smell troll. That name alone reeks of it: [info]benwuhballs? That's really fucking clever, dude. Balls, AHURHURBWAH. Not.

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(no subject) - [info]skarrow, 2006-07-08 04:22 am UTC

[info]adora_spintriae
2006-07-08 03:49 am UTC (link)
I wonder if this troll jingles when you shake him.

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(no subject) - [info]cyndra_falin, 2006-07-08 04:17 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]adora_spintriae, 2006-07-08 04:43 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]cyndra_falin, 2006-07-09 09:46 am UTC

[info]wrongly_amused
2006-07-08 04:35 am UTC (link)
Y'know what? I don't care about the wank. I'm just amazed to find graphic yaoi art that's, y'know, actually good.

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(no subject) - [info]misakichi, 2006-07-08 05:09 am UTC

[info]greenglass
2006-07-08 05:10 am UTC (link)
All right! Porn! *cheers for porn's sake*

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[info]annepackrat
2006-07-08 11:21 am UTC (link)
Dammit, I kinda wanna see Hanson / FMA yaoi fanart now....

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redwarrior
2006-07-08 09:29 pm UTC (link)
Something about that fanart screams "anatomically incorrect" to me.

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(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2006-07-19 06:03 pm UTC

yuuko
2006-07-09 01:02 pm UTC (link)
But what are the troll's thoughts on...? Never mind.

Wow. Considering this person doesn't even mention anything about the characters and totally misses the point... it looks like the troll went to any random anime community and wanked over any random NWS yaoi fanart using random celebrity names. Or something like that.

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