Emo Wars
Long story short, I checked out the youtube video for Panic! At The Disco's "I Write Sins Not Tragedies" and, lo and behold, there are over a thousand comments. I fully expected them to be along the lines of "thes band R0X0Rs! I <3 [whatever the singer's name is]!" by emogurl91, and a great many of them are. However, a lot more of it is random, generalized wank.

Since I don't understand how youtube's threading works, here's a smattering of comments that I found entertaining:

Durffen's thread, which includes such gems as which ever one of the faggets in this band who wrote this sing is likely to go to hell for 2 things. 1. he said gods name in vain over and over again. 2. their gay an it says in the Bible that Homosexuality is wrong. followed by the always helpful A.) It's spelled "faggots". B.) It's not a "sing", it's a song. C.) It is proper grammar to type out any number below ten. D.) God would be capitalized. E.) Since God is in possession of his name, it would also be "God's" F.) It's "they're" not "their" G.) "And" not "an" H.) There is no need for homosexuality to be capitalized. This is also where troll deadflag makes an appearence with well i was first told to check them out becuase they were and i quote and amazing punk band, and i also check my email and see that i have a replied comment so i look down with the niggers and jews zig heil, and I'm sure you can all guess where that went.

Rockleeluva gets points taken off for the name, but all points are restored for coining my new favorite phrase: OMFG this song rocks i have their CD and i love them lead singer is sofa king hott and if anyone says that they are gay or dumb ar stupid ect. i will hunt you down and MAKE you say other wise. I will be using the phrase "sofa king hott" in every possible context from now on.

funfrog95 thinks they should have monkeys in it monkeys rock, and really, who doesn't like monkeys?

pentagram sez Panic! at the disco isn't punk, its emo fag...(althought punk is for fags too) kicking off a round of Punx vs. Emo, plus another round of Ghey vs. STFU, both of which reemerge throughout the rest of the comments.

mykingdomforakiss posts five rounds of tl;dr comments, which... tl;dr but they seemed to inspire much hilarity for the other posters.

Durffen comes back may, many times, and makes me tired with posts like You chime in with a Hugh dick up you're ass and you're all smiling about it and then you got behind the groom and then you got really horny cause you're fucking queer and anyone who likes this song is just plain gay i don't care about what the faggot ass fans of this song say you can call me a fucking asshole for not liking this piece of shit song im sick of gay Emo Punk indie pop whatever the fck you faggots wanna call this shit band but im sick of em and im sick of the fans to!!!!!!!

Jdan519 confuses even the other posters with yeah i luv this band i mean the douche has makeup like lipstick + ilinder.also a MJ hat.dont soil the name of mychemicalromance by comparing it to this shit.i rather whatch the backstreetboys naked rubbing butter on myself.if u want to c a good band check out foofighters,and its not that emo punk shit,where they want to cut there wrist + block there eyes.jeez get a life

...and then I passed out and my head hit the space bar, but when I woke up, Metalshead had just posted Truly horrible "music" and i use the term losely. They have no technical skill or originality, the singers voice it terrible. It is a true reflection of the poor state of music today. I'm not saying this to piss fans of but to hopefully enlighten them to better music that is out there at the present and in the past. Have a look at JEFF BUCKLEY i can assure u will love it. which, Jeff Buckley? I have nothing against the man, but why not just recommend Mozart, or diet Dr. Pepper for all the relevance it has to this song.

It's good for laughing at stupid emo kids, but it does go on a bit. Of course, it also helps to imagine that every single poster is MsScribe.