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There (tsuzukilove) wrote in [info]fandom_wank,
@ 2006-07-15 01:16:00
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Current mood:Fan-Fucking-tastic
Current music:Sin Nombre - The Refreshments
Entry tags:person: gackt

Oh noesis! Our Gacchan got caught brandishing the magnum!

It all started on July 13, when a Chinese tabloid and a Japanese tabloid broke the news that Gackt is apparently selling his body to Japanese fans for a price and being an internet predator with fangirls who e-mail him, and a fan brought it to LJ Dears. The fangirls are faced with the thought that their vampire yaoi god is. . . an abusive womanizer.

What did you THINK would happen?

OMG! GAKUTO-SAMA WOULD NEVER EVER DO THAT!!!!111

No true Gackt fan can believe these rumors. (Is that the same as "no true Scotsman?")

He denied it so he must be telling the truth!!!111 And he's calling in the lawyers so that must mean he didn't do it!!!11

And the Chinese hate starts. No offense, of course. . .

Someone invokes the George Bush Media Defense.

My Gackt-sama is a gentleman!

Beating the lawsuit drums. . .

Blame the victim, not the vampire.

MORE Chinese hate. GRRR.

Yet more Chinese hate (never mind a Japanese tabloid was the first to release)

Make them appologize. [sic]

OMG I'M LEAVING THE FANDOM!!!111

There's much more, but these are the best highlights from Dears, and then [info]gacktisgod gets into the fray with some photoshops and snark. It seems as if snarky goodness may prevail, but soon even her thread goes south.

It makes me feel sick

He really didn't do it! WHY DON'T U BELIEVE GAKU!!!11

Where can I sign up? (I agree with her, please don't kill me)

Gackt deserves capitalized pronouns

Gackt's cock and missiles?

ETA: Found more discussion of this at http://cfchan.livejournal.com/382765.html and http://cfchan.livejournal.com/383031.html . I'd also bet that many of the commenters probably ran back to their own LJs to whine, and probably didn't flock, so more wank can be mined here.

ETA 2: The RPSers have come to the party! Linkage here


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[info]skarrow
2006-07-15 10:58 am UTC (link)
My faith in tabloids is restored. They talk about the Most Important Thing about a fan. Penis size. (*glares at Kerrang* Get on it, arses!)

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[info]kyuuketsukirui
2006-07-15 11:21 am UTC (link)
I LOLed at the "moshi moshi, booty call desu" graphic.

If he is really charging fans to sleep with him, good for him. I think it's a great way to get some use of those rabid fangirls.

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[info]fevered_ego
2006-07-15 11:21 am UTC (link)
...oh, no. Not again, Gackt disciples. Not after you convinced me to watch Moon Child. Tell me the sky is blue and I will be certain it's cerise.

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[info]blackjackrocket
2006-07-15 11:28 am UTC (link)
I'll never understand how a guy whose name sounds like a noise someone would make if they were choking on a piece of porterhouse could become a sex symbol.

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[info]stopthatgirl7
2006-07-15 12:10 pm UTC (link)
Dude. I STILL think this is the FUNNIEST THING EVER. True or not, oh, MAN.

*dies laughing*

It just never stops being funny.

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[info]stopthatgirl7
2006-07-15 01:21 pm UTC (link)
...and wait, have I got it right, that someone is actually saying a Chinese tabloid writer wrote that Gackt is a playa because they wanted to get their Japanese hate on. The *hell*?

Wow.

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[info]belafarinrod
2006-07-15 02:07 pm UTC (link)
Oh, this is awesome!

Where do I sign up for 3 hours with Gackt ;)

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[info]deerlike
2006-07-15 03:09 pm UTC (link)
fangirls are faced with the thought that their vampire yaoi god is. . . an abusive womanizer.

*sporfle* I didn't even need to read the wank to be brought to tears.

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shirokumo
2006-07-15 03:39 pm UTC (link)
Lol, Gackt. Lol, fangirls. Lol, tabloids.

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[info]oxydosic
2006-07-15 04:25 pm UTC (link)
This is too funny, how all the fanbrats are freaking out because OMG Gackt is good and pure and perfect! Completely ignoring the fact that he's, you know, a human being.

And charging fans money to sleep with you? Brilliant! I wish some of my favorite studs would do that! I wonder if they'd accept a payment plan...

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[info]frau_eva
2006-07-15 06:02 pm UTC (link)
You know, I'm not that into Gackt and even I could tell you that he was probably doing fangirls left and right. And the temper tantrums. Rock stars are already known for doing that already, and this is the guy who thinks he's an ancient Norwegian vampire. Seriously, people. I like his music occasionally too, but you must admit that the guy's completely batshit.

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sharonapple
2006-07-15 06:10 pm UTC (link)
Oh Gackt, his fangirls always manage to bring the crazy to the yard.


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[info]onewingedhyu
2006-07-15 06:45 pm UTC (link)
They seem to think that Gackt is sort of above -other- rock stars out there. I mean, sure he is everything that an 17th century vampire -should- be, according to fangirls.. eloquent and romantic. But I call the bullshit card when he is like 30 something years old and he HASN'T mindlessly fucked a groupie. I refuse to suspend that belief.

Besides I hear groupies give good head.

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(no subject) - tsuzukilove, 2006-07-15 10:12 pm UTC
Not my area o' fandom, but...
[info]semtex
2006-07-15 07:20 pm UTC (link)
Sweet Jesus on a stick, do his fangirls think he's some saintly asexual being whose above getting some? What level of batshit insane do they live on??

Oh internet, you slay me good! Between this and the pseuicide fapfest... is a full moon approaching? A PRICELESS WEEK IT HAS BEEN INDEED.

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Re: Not my area o' fandom, but... - tsuzukilove, 2006-07-15 10:20 pm UTC
Re: Not my area o' fandom, but... - [info]semtex, 2006-07-16 02:35 am UTC

[info]hallidae
2006-07-15 07:42 pm UTC (link)
Am I the only one who would have been more disbelieving and worried if it had come out that he hadn't slept with any of his fans?

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[info]heddychaa
2006-07-15 09:08 pm UTC (link)
they say Gackt treats girls like slaves like it's a BAD thing.

and that's all I have to say about that.

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[info]kami
2006-07-15 09:40 pm UTC (link)
LOL@Gackt Fangirls. It never ceases to entertain me how invested some of these pop tarts are.

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[info]khym_chanur
2006-07-15 11:59 pm UTC (link)
Blame the victim, not the vampire.

Aaahahahaha!!!

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(no subject) - tsuzukilove, 2006-07-16 05:21 am UTC

[info]ladyrogue
2006-07-16 07:22 am UTC (link)
Oh my God, this is why I've tried to avoid the rabid fangirl comms (and yet I'm a member of Dears... how did I miss this post?). I love Gackt dearly (*snerk*) and think he's awesome and an amazing musician, but he's not an all-perfect being!


To sum up: Bitches please!

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(no subject) - tsuzukilove, 2006-07-16 08:09 am UTC
Aaaand the plot thickens!
tsuzukilove
2006-07-16 09:57 am UTC (link)
A bit of Google-fu inspired by the RPSers. This site of questionable reliability announces that Hyde and Megumi got divorced last year. As Gackt had recently asked the press to back off of his and Hyde's relationship earlier this year. . . draw your own conclusions. Maybe Gackt started the rumor himself to look more straight?

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[info]elemcee
2006-07-16 02:47 pm UTC (link)
All this shock over Gackt having slept with groupies reminds me of when Ville Valo said he'd had sex in public (that is, in the street) and started talking about bringing out a line of dildos and the reaction of half the fandom. Plus the whole flowerpot thing.

That is to say, this kind of insanity isn't exclusive to jrock fandom.

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(no subject) - [info]rosehiptea, 2006-07-16 10:29 pm UTC
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(no subject) - tsuzukilove, 2006-07-17 02:08 am UTC
Totally OT... and maybe a bit TMI
[info]rosehiptea
2006-07-16 10:36 pm UTC (link)
Last night I dreamed I met Gackt at an anime convention and had sex with him. Then I met him later and he confessed that he'd been lying when he said he was Gackt. But I forgave him, whoever he really was... I figured "I should have known he wasn't really Gackt, because there weren't hordes of fangirls following him around."

For some reason Gackt had hair like Rurouni Kenshin.

This was completely because of this wank, by the way. Gackt is fine but I'm sure I'd never have dreamt about him otherwise.

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Re: Totally OT... and maybe a bit TMI - [info]nebbieq, 2006-07-17 12:11 am UTC
Re: Totally OT... and maybe a bit TMI - tsuzukilove, 2006-07-17 02:09 am UTC
Re: Totally OT... and maybe a bit TMI - tsuzukilove, 2006-07-17 03:13 am UTC

[info]greekhoop
2006-07-17 09:20 pm UTC (link)
Sin Nombre is a beautiful song, dude. One of my all time favorites.

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