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wanktastic ([info]wanktastic) wrote in [info]fandom_wank,
@ 2006-07-17 21:33:00


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Current mood:Mildly Amused
Entry tags:incest

Prison Break beats Supernatural to incest wank
Nabbed this from a mouse at [info]wank_report.

prisonbreaknews is a fandom newsletter just like every other fandom newsletter, except it's for the FOX TV series Prison Break. And the maintainers don't post direct links to incest stories in their fic section.

thelana notices the lack of incest fic recs and wants to know why. The maintainers, keepaofthecheez and angel_1013 explain their reasoning. That's not good enough for thelana, who argues the point. And again. And some more. I could be here all night linking to thelana's comments because she never. shuts. up.

Eventually, supporters of keepaofthecheez and angel_1013 show up and things get nasty. angel_1013 claims anti-incest people threatened to report her to the FBI. thelana accuses angel_1013 and keepaofthecheez of calling in the cavalry and invokes fandom_wank. angel_1013 decides to get rid of the fic section entirely, then blames that decision on thelana but in the same paragraph says she's been thinking about getting rid of it for a long time.

Those are just some highlights. There's a lot more good stuff in the comment threads. Things wind down in the community, but angel_1013 has even more to say about it in her journal. If thelana finds out about it, the squabbling could start up again. As it stands now, this is a satisfying little wank, and I believe it's baby's Prison Break's first wank, yes?

ETA: angel_1013 reacts to being wanked.

Son of ETA: clex_monkie89 weighs in on the pro-incest side.




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[info]mrbimble
2006-07-18 04:32 am UTC (link)
[info]thelana: Looks like somebody couldn't take the heat and called in the cavalery. 1,2,3 fandomwank.

Oh, baby, take a look in the mirror. doesn't look like [info]angel_1013 was the one being wanky in that particular discussion. the sound of [info]thelana's fwapping echoed long and loud and attracted our notice. F_W is like the Spanish Inquisition: no one ever expects us!

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[info]entrenous88
2006-07-18 04:36 am UTC (link)
Am I the only one giggling at [info]thelana's name?

Is there *ever* a Lana who isn't whiny and annoying as fuck?

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(no subject) - [info]alpheratz, 2006-07-18 06:28 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]entrenous88, 2006-07-18 01:54 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]bastet, 2006-07-18 04:11 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]entrenous88, 2006-07-18 04:16 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]dreamtoday, 2006-07-18 06:15 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]bastet, 2006-07-18 07:20 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]kalicephirot, 2006-07-19 04:06 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]misswindy, 2006-07-18 10:42 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]bastet, 2006-07-19 01:32 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]misswindy, 2006-07-18 10:38 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]dreagonfli, 2006-07-19 04:08 am UTC
As a twincest writer who's experienced this. . .
tsuzukilove
2006-07-18 04:41 am UTC (link)
I support angel_1013 here. Yes, she may be wanky at some points, but I've personally been reported to the authorities for *gasp* publicly posting two Death Powder KxV Trigun doujinshi pics on my GJ.

That was seriously the worst week of my life: I worried any communication I made on the Internet was monitored, I was terrified the cops would come breaking down my door and arrest me, that the media would glom onto another "danger on the Internet" case, that I'd be jailed as a sex offender even though I've never committed a sex offense in my life and never will (posting yaoi on the Internet is NOT a sex crime). I looked up lawyers and was even more terrified when I realized most who could/would defend a First Amendment case would be way beyond my financial means.

The police never came, and it's been weeks since they were notified, so I'm hoping I'm in the clear (especially since I deleted and locked the pic posts), but that's an experience I never want again.

Sorry for the OMGSIRIUSBIZNESS!!!!111 post, but involving law enforcement IS serious business. Calling the police on someone for writing fiction you dislike is as wanky and as made of lose as any action can be, since, you know, you can ruin that writer's entire real life. Criminal charges = NOT FUNNY.

*steams off to fandom_discuss*

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Re: As a twincest writer who's experienced this. . . - iwanttobeasleep, 2006-07-18 04:51 am UTC
LOVE & PEACE! - [info]delcj, 2006-07-18 05:05 am UTC
Re: LOVE & PEACE! - [info]sithwitch13, 2006-07-18 06:27 am UTC
Re: LOVE & PEACE! - tsuzukilove, 2006-07-18 06:54 am UTC
Re: As a twincest writer who's experienced this. . . - tsuzukilove, 2006-07-18 06:54 am UTC
Re: As a twincest writer who's experienced this. . . - [info]v_digitalwytch, 2006-07-18 08:41 am UTC
Re: As a twincest writer who's experienced this. . . - tsuzukilove, 2006-07-18 08:43 am UTC
Re: As a twincest writer who's experienced this. . . - [info]palabradot, 2006-07-18 02:40 pm UTC
Re: As a twincest writer who's experienced this. . . - [info]nicolae, 2006-07-18 05:48 am UTC
Re: As a twincest writer who's experienced this. . . - tsuzukilove, 2006-07-18 06:55 am UTC
Re: As a twincest writer who's experienced this. . . - [info]aerobot, 2006-07-18 06:09 am UTC
Re: As a twincest writer who's experienced this. . . - [info]ruby_tuesday, 2006-07-18 06:38 am UTC
Re: As a twincest writer who's experienced this. . . - tsuzukilove, 2006-07-18 07:02 am UTC
Re: As a twincest writer who's experienced this. . . - [info]brown_betty, 2006-07-19 12:15 am UTC
Re: As a twincest writer who's experienced this. . . - [info]pinkranger, 2006-07-18 06:50 am UTC
Re: As a twincest writer who's experienced this. . . - tsuzukilove, 2006-07-18 06:58 am UTC
Re: As a twincest writer who's experienced this. . . - [info]mindset, 2006-07-18 06:23 pm UTC
Re: As a twincest writer who's experienced this. . . - [info]snacky, 2006-07-18 06:41 pm UTC
Re: As a twincest writer who's experienced this. . . - [info]snacky, 2006-07-18 06:40 pm UTC
Re: As a twincest writer who's experienced this. . . - [info]wanktastic, 2006-07-18 08:27 pm UTC
Re: As a twincest writer who's experienced this. . . - [info]snacky, 2006-07-18 09:32 pm UTC

[info]hoopa
2006-07-18 05:34 am UTC (link)
*pffft* In Lost fandom, our incest is canon!

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(no subject) - [info]delcj, 2006-07-18 05:51 am UTC
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(no subject) - [info]misswindy, 2006-07-18 10:41 pm UTC

[info]ironymaiden
2006-07-18 05:45 am UTC (link)
Man, thelana just can't take no for an answer, can she? Of course, I am biased here, as keepaofthecheez is on my friendlist and I'd totally take Lindsay's side.

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(no subject) - [info]isntitironic, 2006-07-18 07:45 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]solar_type_star, 2006-07-18 01:27 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]pyratejenni, 2006-07-19 06:54 am UTC

[info]supersyncspaz7
2006-07-18 05:53 am UTC (link)
[gasps] This IS Prison Break's first wank! Whoa!

(Can I just say here that I am bitter that they are filming season 2 near my area and I have no idea WHERE and WHEN and danggit, I want to see Wentworth Miller just ONCE, and I shouldn't whine, but really now!)

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(no subject) - [info]pinkranger, 2006-07-18 06:44 am UTC
(no subject) - mirandafox, 2006-07-18 05:17 pm UTC
Quick, get a spanking stick!
[info]aerobot
2006-07-18 06:07 am UTC (link)
I can't help but read [info]thelana's posts in a high-pitched whiney voice. She's one hair shy of going - "But why NOOOOOOOOOT?? I WANT IT!"

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Re: Quick, get a spanking stick! - [info]v_digitalwytch, 2006-07-18 08:43 am UTC
Re: Quick, get a spanking stick! - [info]aerobot, 2006-07-18 10:36 am UTC
Re: Quick, get a spanking stick! - [info]blackhat, 2006-07-18 08:13 pm UTC

[info]seraphtrevs
2006-07-18 06:20 am UTC (link)
[info]keepaofthecheez: I can only tell you that I was asked not to link to slash fics directly on the newsletter.

Wait, I thought this was an incest wank. Slash ≠ incest (necessarily). *is confused*

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(no subject) - [info]entrenous88, 2006-07-18 01:58 pm UTC

[info]kantayra
2006-07-18 06:33 am UTC (link)
The best part? And the oh-so-not-subtle accusations that [info]keepaofthecheez is anti-incest when she's, like, the most rabid Wincester ever.

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(no subject) - [info]misswindy, 2006-07-18 10:42 pm UTC

[info]pinkranger
2006-07-18 06:58 am UTC (link)
I'm trying really hard to read the wank, but the pretty icons are distracting me. Between Wentworth Miller and Jared Padalecki I just don't know what to do with myself. Dude, when does Prison Break's second season start?

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(no subject) - [info]mookie, 2006-07-18 10:17 am UTC

[info]isntitironic
2006-07-18 07:40 am UTC (link)
Y'know, there are times when I try to comprehend the sheer vastness of the wank that would be avoided if people could only understand that the Internet is not a democracy, and I can't do it. It's like trying to comprehend the size of the sun - my brain can't encompass it. All it can do is sit there in my head looking vaguely gooey and going "... woah."

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Brilliant!
[info]life_on_mars
2006-07-18 08:16 am UTC (link)
Wasn't it only recently that someone was lamenting how long it had been since we closed down an archive? This should keep up our batting average nicely!

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Re: Brilliant! - [info]drakyndra, 2006-07-18 04:27 pm UTC
Re: Brilliant! - [info]life_on_mars, 2006-07-18 05:36 pm UTC
Re: Brilliant! - [info]puipui, 2006-07-19 03:50 am UTC
Re: Brilliant! - [info]drakyndra, 2006-07-19 03:52 am UTC

[info]benighted
2006-07-18 08:56 am UTC (link)
because it's her freaking newsletter

Pretty much, yeah.

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[info]iamtheenemy
2006-07-18 09:17 am UTC (link)
She should create her one newsletter and add in the incest. That way it has the double purpose of catering to the stuff she enjoys as well as being competition for the newletter she hates.

Maybe I'm just a competive bitch, but that's totally what I'd do.

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(no subject) - [info]iamtheenemy, 2006-07-18 09:18 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]misswindy, 2006-07-18 10:43 pm UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2006-07-19 11:56 pm UTC

[info]rosehiptea
2006-07-18 11:47 am UTC (link)
But why should the newletter be ruled by what people *want* to see rather than what exists?

Because it's a fandom newsletter and not CNN?

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Aw, that's so cute ... - [info]lottelita, 2006-07-18 06:23 pm UTC
Re: Aw, that's so cute ... - [info]rosehiptea, 2006-07-18 06:46 pm UTC

[info]lady7jane
2006-07-18 12:38 pm UTC (link)
angel_1013: No one called any cavalry

No, not a cavalry per se. But she did sic a couple of howling monkies at the resident tl;dr-champion.

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[info]jujubee
2006-07-18 02:18 pm UTC (link)
Ohhh! Now I totally get why I was reading a comment on a fic by [info]thelana and she said something about wanking. This is what happens when there's so much crossover between my fandom and Prison Break.

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[info]entrenous88
2006-07-18 04:22 pm UTC (link)
In [info]angel_1013's the hell? go-comment-on-this post, someone referred to [info]thelana being involved in other kerfuffles/wanks.

Anyone got the 411 on that?

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(no subject) - [info]alpheratz, 2006-07-18 05:21 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]jujubee, 2006-07-18 09:47 pm UTC

[info]ciaan
2006-07-18 05:57 pm UTC (link)
Dude, why is everyone so shocked that Prison Break beat Supernatural to incest wank? It's SPN fandom! People don't wank over that stuff.

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(no subject) - [info]crysiana, 2006-07-18 06:31 pm UTC

[info]snacky
2006-07-18 06:45 pm UTC (link)
[info]thelana wears her Crown of Fannish Entitlement at a lovely batshit tilt so fetchingly, don't you think?

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(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2006-07-18 08:18 pm UTC

[info]quickfade
2006-07-18 07:36 pm UTC (link)
I don't care about the wank, I just clicked to look at their icons. Mmmmm... Michael.

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[info]blackhat
2006-07-18 08:18 pm UTC (link)
This mousie wins teh interwebz, IMHO.

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(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2006-07-20 07:52 pm UTC

(Anonymous)
2006-07-18 09:59 pm UTC (link)
I've never been much for Michael/Linc, when all the fun Michael/Sucre moments just leap right off the screen, but YEESH. I could feel for thelana, but she just.keeps.talking. I grew weary of her.

*runs back to her SPN fandom anonymousehole*
*stops to get a cold beer first*

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(no subject) - [info]mookie, 2006-07-18 11:36 pm UTC

(Anonymous)
2006-07-18 10:28 pm UTC (link)
Yeah, thelana has a lot of "and then they raped Michael BUT HE LIKED IT!" type fics; she's big with the hurt. I'm a little confused as to why she's going there and wanking, as incest dominates the slash comms, where she is generally worshipped. Though logic is probably not her big concern.

But yay, PB wank! I'm actually not surprised it happened before SPN. Because yeah, there are NO OTHER CHARACTERS besides those Winchester boys to slash, while on PB there's a whole cast of hot angst to get up on. It's easier to live in an incest-free bubble. ;)

-complexhero on lj

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[info]truly
2006-07-18 11:29 pm UTC (link)
Most Erroneous/Premature Comment Award goes to [info]muffinkath7 who says this to [info]thelana:

Jeesh! You are the most completely unreasonable person I have ever seen on LJ!


[info]muffinkath7, keep looking for the large pot of bigger tinhats gold at the end of the LJ rainbow! It is there, just don't stop believing!

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