It's time to go...
Rove McManus is an Australian night-time talk show host who regularly invites the evicted Australian Big Brother contestants onto his show and makes sweet, sweet fun of them before they spiral into obscurity. The finale of the show was on Monday, and the totally wrong winner was announced. Last night, Rove brought the entire cast of famewhores back for the last of their 15 minutes. He again made with the sporking - some of it teetering towards the nasty side.
Enter
thisisfliss, who posts an overlong rant in the Australian Big Brother community about how unecessary it all was. She has something of a tl;dr point, and though there are a few LOL SRS BZNZ type responses, the fun doesn't start until
aphobian appears.
It begins as the usual GETALIFE trolling, but quickly descends into cracks about weight, um, horse-porn, and a self-defense that includes the sentence: Yesterday I was working on a defence to a defamation suit brought by the prime minister of singapore that has bankrupted the opposition leader so that he has to rely on shonky pro bono lawyers who pass on the hard work to law students like me.
Ebbeh?