Now I mean this with all due respect

Finding wank on IMDB is like shooting fish in a barrel, especially if the fish are catatonic and you have a sawed-off double barrel shotgun.  This time, the stupid comes from The Talladega Nights: The Legend of Ricky Bobby forum.  Okay, so I probably should have seen this coming the second I clicked on the link to that board.

If you've seen Talladega Nights, you probably realize now that the wank is, of course, over the many, many gay jokes in the movie, specifically the Will Ferrell/French Guy 45 second long kiss at the end.  (If that makes you want to see the movie now, this is your only warning: don't.  Seeing Will Ferrell make out with a flamboyantly gay French man is not worth sitting through almost 2 hours of irritating gay jokes and Nascar shout-outs.)

scott_bryan29 starts out the fun with a post entitled, WHAT THE HELL?!!?!?!?

What was with the freaking minute make out scene at the end. It was not funny and a little disturbing. I have nothing against homosexuals, but why was the nessecary? I mean if her had just kissed him and that was it, it might have been fun, but Will Ferral freaking makes out with the dude. Lost a little respect for him there. The whole theatre was silent when it happened cuz we werw all really confused.

ukrst responds snappily with PROBABLY BECAUSE YOU ARE A HOMOPHOBE and continues the capslock the entire thread until someone calls him on it.

See the obligatory "I have gay friends, BUT..." 

See the conspiracy theory that Will Ferrell is nothing but a puppet of GLAAD!

See swordoftheshogun go completely asshole with his post:

Gay jokes are old, we know they exist, shut up and do some real comedy for once. Why is it every film these days need to have a gay reference as it everyone suddenly forgets gays exist, we know you exist because you never shut up.

I have no problem but for the love of god, grow up yourselves. Not everyone enjoys men making out like you do, I know plenty of females and males who think the idea of men making out is gross or disgusting, not because they are homophobic, but the idea of seeing something you are just not interested in seeing, just like your parents going at it, you get my drift? Some things people just don't want to see, it's not a dam reflection of themselves, quit thinking everyone hates you because they have a dam opinion.

See Tkawesome's fantastic logic at work with this:

So Urkle, are you attracted to two men making out, because if you are, you might be gay.

jody_36801 makes the mind boggle with this statement:

I can't wait until we can live in a world where someone is able to say something negative about a minority or a minoroty's actions without being branded a homophobe, a racist, etc.

Finally, Disco-Lemonade says what we were all thinking:

I don't know, but it was *beep* hot.