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kalicephirot ([info]kalicephirot) wrote in [info]fandom_wank,
@ 2006-08-08 01:25:00


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Current mood:Happy-Dance
Current music:By the Sword, Emilie Autumn.
Entry tags:fandom: naruto, pairing wars

More SasuNaru Wank!
There doesn't seem to be an age mentioned of the OW, but I'll be ready to delete if there is.

Over sasuxnaru, xxlovelyxhatxx makes the following post:

    *sigh*
    Am I the only one who has given up on SasuNaru in the cannon story-line?

    Once you break it down, there is no hope for poor Naruto and Sasuke. In my opinion, Sasuke in too deep and impossible to save. (and don't gibe that; He will be set straight with a good, hot dicking thing eighter.)

    As a fanfic writer (a very anal one at that) I'm starting to write and come up with allot of AU Sasunaru fics, because lets face it. It will never happen in cannon at this rate.

    So am I the only one who thinks this


Some people agree.

Some other people don't

As a bonus? We owe the OW for bringing us The Requiem of the Innocent, a movement to stop NaruSasu



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[info]sepiamagpie
2006-08-08 09:38 am UTC (link)
o_O

Your icon. For my own mental safety I'm calling the nws icon rule here.

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[info]greenling
2006-08-08 09:41 am UTC (link)
*sigh*
Am I the only one who has given up on SasuNaru in the cannon story-line?


Somehow, I really don't think so.

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(Anonymous)
2006-08-08 09:50 am UTC (link)
As a fanfic writer (a very anal one at that)

I LOL'd.

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[info]dawnswalker
2006-08-08 09:50 am UTC (link)
I know that the man apparently has a good sense of humour about the slash fandom and all, but I think the whole Zabuza/Haku thing kind of put Kishimoto over his Shonen Jump-mandated Canon Gay Limit for the next decade.

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A new challenger appears: - [info]semtex, 2006-08-09 03:00 am UTC
Re: A new challenger appears: - [info]kalicephirot, 2006-08-09 06:39 am UTC
Re: A new challenger appears: - [info]semtex, 2006-08-09 08:35 am UTC
Re: A new challenger appears: - ladygoddess, 2006-08-12 05:29 am UTC
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[info]kyuuketsukirui
2006-08-08 10:21 am UTC (link)
I think the better question is, "there were people who honestly believed Sasuke and Naruto would get together in canon?"

See, this is why I just read the books and stay away from the fandom.

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[info]squib
2006-08-08 11:07 am UTC (link)
I don't know why since it says "Sasu", but I read the title and thought Sesshoumaru/Naraku from Inuyasha. And then read "in the canon" and had a moment of great brain breakage before I realized that it was not only a different ship, but a different show.

*rubs eyes tiredly* Still a couple hours to go before I can meet my work deadline and go to sleep, too.

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(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2006-08-08 11:47 am UTC

(Anonymous)
2006-08-08 11:09 am UTC (link)
"the cannon story-line"

Holy cow! The fillers have gone too far! A cannon story-line makes no sense at all in a world of ninjas! >:

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(Anonymous)
2006-08-08 11:23 am UTC (link)
I wounder what the NaruSasu fans will make of this. :3

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[info]cathowl
2006-08-08 01:04 pm UTC (link)
*Gives the Sasuke/Naruto fans a funny look* Okay y'all, I kinda like some of the Naruto&Sasuke stuff you've written, it's nice, but it took- *Thought is completely derailed by reading some of the posts*

Naruto has a hemaphrodite fox in his belly. That means he most likely can get pregnant.
WTF?! One, since when is Kyuubi a herm? Two, even if he was, how the hell would that make it likely for Naruto to get knocked up? I may be an mpreg fan, but that is some messed up "logic".

*Attempts return to original thought* Right. So. Even if Sasuke was saved, which I believe is possible, but very challenging, Sasuke and Naruto would make a horrid match. Okay, maybe it's just that I like to do my serious character matches (as opposed to my crack pairings) based on personality and compatibility, but no! No, they'd break up in three minutes and level Konoha in the following "domestic dispute". It only works in pretty yaoi land, where relationships can last years on foundations as shaky and loose as "they're both hot!".

That said, you few sane Sasuke/Naruto writers? Keep up the good work, however non-canon it may be. Thanks.

*Waves his Shikamaru/Naruto, Gaara/Naruto, and Gaara/Lee flags, just for the heck of it*

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(Anonymous)
2006-08-08 01:25 pm UTC (link)
Ah, Naruto. You're like the anime equivalent of Harry Potter, in a way.

Personally? I think Kishimoto is going to pair up Naruto with a ninja no one's ever even heard of before.

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[info]coffeebun
2006-08-08 02:52 pm UTC (link)
...For some reason, whenever I see xx___xx as a username, I automatically think "tween". Or girls who add hearts to the i's in their names.

Uhm, really random there. Sorry about that.

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[info]bronzed
2006-08-08 03:21 pm UTC (link)
I love how this degenerated so quickly into "I'm a REAL writer with a REAL book" ... "prove it" .... "you can buy it online!! ITS REAL" .... "no seriously, prove it"

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[info]crazedchipmunk
2006-08-08 03:28 pm UTC (link)
He will be set straight with a good, hot dicking thing eighter

Bluh? Is this fanglish, or a failed attempt at English?

And what the bloody hell does it mean? 0_o

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[info]tiasian
2006-08-08 06:13 pm UTC (link)
... alas, more Naruto shipping wank.

I was hoping for a non-ship wank so I could gauge how many posts it took for 'ship discussion to start.*

Anyway. Holy fuck. Expecting it to be canon. That's just amazing.

For some reason, that reminds me of this one post on Chuunin I saw after Sasuke came back to the manga. Somebody complained that the manga focused too much on Sasuke (can't say I disagree), and somebody else's response was something like "doujin circles have started up again." Porn's nice, but it doesn't make an effective counterargument, I think.


* ... Shikamaru/Chouji otp4eva!!!1

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(Anonymous)
2006-08-08 06:36 pm UTC (link)
What most Yaoi fans (and Yaoi haters to the same point) fail to realize is in majority of Fandom, Slash parings are almost never canon. Thus the flames that erupt in the interim are quite useless.

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[info]lazulisong
2006-08-08 07:21 pm UTC (link)
*blankly* People CARE about NaruSasu as opposed to SasuNaru?

....but....you know what, my head hurts.

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[info]rarirurero
2006-08-08 09:26 pm UTC (link)
The fangirl who posted the 'blond' rule has clearly never seen Ai no Kusabi. Or Bronze. Or Yami no Matsuei. Or Gravitation. Or Legend of the Blue Wolves.

Someone needs to watch more BL!

Sadly, she is more or less right about the height rule. I've seen at least a few break it, though they are outnumbered by the djka who actually change the heights of the characters when they want to write a role reversal. My soul bleeds.

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*puts on sociology hat* - [info]miss_arel, 2006-08-15 02:58 am UTC

sharonapple
2006-08-08 10:14 pm UTC (link)
I'm pretty sure all hope of SasuNaru/NaruSasu actually happening in canon went out the window the minute Sasuke showed up wearing the Ninja Pirate Costume of Doom.

On the other hand, I can see Orochimaru/Sasuke happening- in that creepy pederastic fashion Orochimaru tends to have with all his prettyboy containers.

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(Anonymous)
2006-08-08 10:28 pm UTC (link)
Plus you forgot the fact that Sasuke hates being weak and has everybody knows ukes get over powered by the butch.

Pushing aside I know nothing of Naruto, I want to know who in their right mind thinks being on the bottom means you were overpowered by someone stronger?

Here's a crazy thought... maybe they, gasp, LIKE being on the bottom! :O

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Try the RoyEd scene - (Anonymous), 2006-08-10 04:22 am UTC
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Re: Try the RoyEd scene - [info]lukita, 2006-08-10 06:02 pm UTC
Re: Try the RoyEd scene - [info]mcity, 2006-08-10 06:04 pm UTC
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[info]harrylovesron
2006-08-09 12:08 am UTC (link)
It will never happen in cannon at this rate.

Sex in a cannon? Wouldn't that be kinda cramped?

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[info]hypno_jango
2006-08-09 02:02 am UTC (link)
And if the series becomes to long, I'm going to stop being a Naruto fan. We don't need any more long ass manga series like Case Close.

This person is reading Shonen Jump manga but doesn't want it to be too long? Naruto is on volume 34. That's not too long? Case Closed (Detective Conan) isn't a very good example to use here because I think it's only on volume 50-something. Now I would have used Kochira Katsushika-ku Kamearikouen-mae Hashutsujo as an example. It was on volume 150 the last time I stopped by Mitsuwa.

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[info]luckdragonfujur
2006-08-09 04:31 am UTC (link)
By the by, thinking NarutoxSasuke -- or SasukexNaruto, whatever, I don't care as long as they're having their fun-- is going to be canon makes me wonder if those girls actually grasp the concept of shounen manga. o.o

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[info]mcity
2006-08-09 05:44 am UTC (link)
a good, hot dicking
Am I the only one who thought "American dickings" there? I can't be the only one who watches Dr. Tran.

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(Anonymous)
2006-08-09 09:53 am UTC (link)
From a commenter in the thread:

dont get me wrong I respect other peoples likings but I think its wrong!

...huh.

*sigh* alas you are not...It actually makes me cry to realize it probably will never happen in the story line*sobs* a rabid yaoi girl can hope and dream though...cant she?(I hate to say this but...you fucking suck Kishimoto-sensei*whimpers*)

... whoa there. *backs away slowly* is this girl for real?

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[info]hallidae
2006-08-09 01:06 pm UTC (link)
Rules, pfffft. Fuck that. What do you do if both characters are blond? Or the taller of the two is the blond and clearly will do anything to please? Too many "potential" factors in yaoi to be limited by something so arbitrary as "He's blond, so he's the uke," or "He's tall, so he's the seme."

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