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| Entry tags: | censorship, fandom: harry potter |
deu_sex_machina is out to OMGCRUSHANDCENSOR! Harry Potter fanfic writers
So, deu_sex_machina over on LJ specialises in MSTing choice HP fics (in the true sense of MST for once).
About a year ago, they MST'd a fic called "Furry Magic", which involves some 100 chapters of... um, well, at least were-leopards and Harry Potter being the Chosen Mate of Lucius Malfoy, the big enchilada of said were-leopards. And so on.
Today, enter doingsoso. S/he decides to unleash a spate of verbal diahorrea on the commenters, working in my unprofessional opinion with either too much caffeine, from general sense of great batshittery and/or with the wounded ego of a true furry-vampsex-mpreg fan. In any case, s/he replies to every comment made to the MST post, with choice gems being:
You are a piece of offal that does not qualify. A true rotter.
I'll go down fighting tooth and and nail for the right of people to write anything they want, the way the want, about anything they want, without being hit on by censorship Nazis of any kind. Even Harry Potter fan fiction censorship nazis.
Take your canonand stick it your ass. It may reliev that constipation that is causing you to be a bitch!
You're a fucking embecile if you're so easily amused, by the twitter of other bird brains.
I'm wondering if I should be very afraid, because you people may have jobs in the real world, this is the stupid kind of shit people do.
And so on. A few of the original commenters reply, with a general feeling of amusement and mild apathy about trollery. I'd also catalogue all the Internet laws
doingsoso breaks during this glorious festival of splooge, but the day has only so many hours. (Obligatory: no furbashing.)
ETA1:
lowfatcheezwhiz provides the giggles by replying to all of doingsoso's comments with a perfectly eloquent What?. This prompts doingsoso to expand her crusade to lowfatcheezwhiz's journal with, you guessed it, more examples of what happens when Internet becomes Serious Business.ETA2:
doingsoso, my new favourite contender to the title of Perpetual Motion Machine, has founded a community called 
fanficloversSon of ETA:
doingsoso: Hitler was out to destroy fanfiction! ...I can't make this shit up, people. Also, MSTing is just as bad as what the nazis did or maybe MSTs are hate speech. I wish she'd make up her mind.ETA the Barbarian: Because her ink cartridges are dry or something,
doingsoso leaves with a final cornucopia of splooge, including a threat to send fanfic to JK Rowling: "Because I'm going to have sooo much fun writing lawyers and stuff like that." Ooh, I just got the shivers! lowfatcheezwhiz and many others reply with a mix of common sense and "omg n00b tee hee".(Thank you, anonymice!)
