The Aryan Dollhood
On AG playthings--yes, there's TWO BOARDS about American Girl Dolls,-- only1genevieve posts how she hopes the newest rumored Historical doll isn't a blond. Other people chime in to say the same thing and talk about Jewish dolls and heritage.

Then CoG (which stands for Child of God) speaks up to say "Why does everyone complain about blondes?" Now, this wouldn't be a big deal, but when others disagree she goes on about how it's unfair that people make her feel bad for being white and having no heritage. missnellieomalley steps in: "Lets all just come to a compromise and go with the natural blond doll with a mohawk and dyed green tips... Then you get your precious blond doll and we get diversity. Everybody wins. So Merry Christmas." Later, she replies with "Aryan doll" and CoG says the line of the week:

"I did not say I wanted another aryan doll, either. Just that they are unappreciated. And that some people don't get that there's nothing wrong with Aryan dolls."

And it goes on for a bit before the discussion turns to Scandinavia.

Small wank is still wank.