This Week on Journal Fen: Mods and Anons and Pandas, Oh My!
All right, here's a report about what's been going down. Thank you to the person who gave me their spare account and to the people who helped put this together.
******We've all learned a lot this week. Disagreeing with
pyratejenni anywhere, anytime will
get you banned. Being reasonable
won't get you anywhere, missy. You can just satisfy that banning fetish elsewhere! Anyone with
legitimate concerns can just
STFU. Keep that common decency to yourselves, u h0rs! No, no one said anything about any
death threats, it was actually
death to het, or something. Damn Harry Potter slashers. Well, maybe not, but it's as good an
explanation as any.
Still, we're left with many questions and anon memes don't do much to provide the answers. Is all this posturing merely a ploy by
pyratejenni to get the attention of a
certain special someone? And will
fpb live
happily ever after? Not even the
pandas know. These
kinky creatures can tell you
what's it's like to be the sidekick or about
British indy movies but they
can get homesick.
Celebrity guests,
love and hate,
some shipping, yes to
double penetration and no to
pull-outs (but what if you only have one ass?), and we will never look at
Christian Bale or Stephen Colbert the
same way again (don’t worry Stephen, you’ll always be
top anchor with us!).
Doctor Who makes a valiant effort to kill the internet but in the end, all
your fandoms are
belong to
Bale Panda.
(Sadly, not all fics could be included but there's a list of pandafic
here.)