This Week on Journal Fen: Mods and Anons and Pandas, Oh My!



All right, here's a report about what's been going down. Thank you to the person who gave me their spare account and to the people who helped put this together.

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We've all learned a lot this week. Disagreeing with pyratejenni anywhere, anytime will get you banned. Being reasonable won't get you anywhere, missy. You can just satisfy that banning fetish elsewhere! Anyone with legitimate concerns can just STFU. Keep that common decency to yourselves, u h0rs! No, no one said anything about any death threats, it was actually death to het, or something. Damn Harry Potter slashers. Well, maybe not, but it's as good an explanation as any.

Still, we're left with many questions and anon memes don't do much to provide the answers. Is all this posturing merely a ploy by pyratejenni to get the attention of a certain special someone? And will fpb live happily ever after? Not even the pandas know. These kinky creatures can tell you what's it's like to be the sidekick or about British indy movies but they can get homesick.

Celebrity guests, love and hate, some shipping, yes to double penetration and no to pull-outs (but what if you only have one ass?), and we will never look at Christian Bale or Stephen Colbert the same way again (don’t worry Stephen, you’ll always be top anchor with us!). Doctor Who makes a valiant effort to kill the internet but in the end, all your fandoms are belong to Bale Panda.

(Sadly, not all fics could be included but there's a list of pandafic here.)