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The Demon Barber of Fleet Street ([info]sweeneytodd) wrote in [info]fandom_wank,
@ 2006-08-19 02:10:00


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Entry tags:community: fanficrants, troll

FFR is at it again!
My first wank, spank me if I get this all wrong.

So over at [info]fanficrants, [info]lejindary decides that 80% of fanfiction is complete drivel and the other 20% is masturbation on paper. [info]lejindary goes on to argue that fanfiction is practically pointless, because *gasp* you can’t make money off of it. [info]fanficrants does its usual and wanksplodes.

Edit: [info]lejindary wants FFR to know how awesome it is to be on Fandom Wank.

Edit the Second: But wait, there's more! [info]lejindary is here to tell Fandom Wank the awesomeness of being on Fandom Wank.

Edit the Third: [info]lejindary has deleted her account over at eljay.



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(Anonymous)
2006-08-20 03:56 am UTC (link)
How awsome it is to be on FW... again!

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(Anonymous)
2006-08-20 04:04 am UTC (link)
Oh, do find some more material please.

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(Anonymous)
2006-08-20 04:05 am UTC (link)
Do you prefer cotton or tweed?

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[info]cyndra_falin
2006-08-20 05:23 am UTC (link)
*yawn*

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[info]sweeneytodd
2006-08-20 04:10 am UTC (link)
As a consolation prize for your immaturity I give you a free meat pie from Mrs. Lovett’s pie shop and a free coupon to Sweeney Todd’s barber shop.

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(Anonymous)
2006-08-20 04:11 am UTC (link)
Immaturity... or genius?

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[info]polemic
2006-08-20 04:18 am UTC (link)
Or turkey?

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[info]mochibuni
2006-08-20 04:50 am UTC (link)
Those entry tags are genius, though.

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(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2006-08-20 04:27 pm UTC

[info]sweeneytodd
2006-08-20 04:23 am UTC (link)
Or Yaoi? What are your thoughts on it?

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(Anonymous)
2006-08-20 04:27 am UTC (link)
harry/hermione 4evah!

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(no subject) - [info]polemic, 2006-08-20 05:07 am UTC

[info]ladybirdsleeps
2006-08-20 04:23 am UTC (link)
Definitely immaturity. Really, you don't have to pull our pigtails just because you want us to pay attention to you.

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(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2006-08-20 04:26 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]ladybirdsleeps, 2006-08-20 04:35 am UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2006-08-20 04:48 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]cyndra_falin, 2006-08-20 05:12 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]ecchaniz0r, 2006-08-20 04:51 pm UTC

[info]harrylovesron
2006-08-20 04:21 am UTC (link)
You're right- Alan Rickman IS hot!

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[info]war
2006-08-20 04:33 am UTC (link)
Awww, look! It's trying to save face, how cute! :D

But how on earth pretending you purposely wanked to get on F_W could ever be considered "saving face," I'm still not sure. In fact, I'm pretty sure it gives all kinds of new potency to the term "desperate cry for attention."

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(Anonymous)
2006-08-20 04:35 am UTC (link)
Heehee... pretending. thats a good one. I guess I was just 'pretending' when i started that flamewar on portalofevil a few weeks ago then. And when I submitted my own site to something awful's weekend web...

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[info]war
2006-08-20 04:45 am UTC (link)
Honey, did you not get the part where it's more pathetic to get wanked purposely than it is to do it accidently?

Keep digging, maybe you'll reach China.

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(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2006-08-20 06:21 am UTC

[info]drworm
2006-08-20 04:50 am UTC (link)
Dude, are you an idiot? Part of sock-puppeting around involves not getting caught.

Flamewar on PoE? I know who you are now. And that was a lame-ass 'flamewar,' if you can call it that.

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You know what?
[info]drworm
2006-08-20 04:58 am UTC (link)
I even though it was you just reading the wank report because of how you spelled "lejindary."

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(Anonymous)
2006-08-20 07:22 am UTC (link)
Which flamewar on POE? God knows we have so many and I'm usually in them all, so I'm sure I bashed you around a few hundred times.

Are you overlord_mordax? I don't think so, because I thought he/she had an account here. And that wasn't really a flamewar. Flamewars are when you make us fight each other, not when we all dogpile on you.

Or is this Baby Matthew the diaper sped fucking around with fandom again?

--The Clichemoth(you know who I am over there)

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(no subject) - [info]drworm, 2006-08-20 07:25 am UTC

[info]milkshake
2006-08-20 10:25 pm UTC (link)
That "flamewar" on Portal of Evil was you acting like a otherkin prat and everyone else pointing and laughing at you. THE PEOPLE NEED TO KNOW.

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(Anonymous)
2006-08-20 04:35 am UTC (link)
I believe it was Ben Franklin who said 'They all look the same in the dark. . .and they are *so* grateful.' XDDD

Possibly unrelated. . .or not. ^^

-fledermaus

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[info]tofuknight
2006-08-20 05:16 am UTC (link)
ZOMG your MouseName is BAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*hands over cheese, beer, and internets*

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(Anonymous)
2006-08-20 05:20 am UTC (link)
^_^
*eats cheese, drinks beer, passes out drunk in nearest internets tube*

-fledermaus

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(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2006-08-20 06:22 am UTC

[info]ecchaniz0r
2006-08-20 04:50 pm UTC (link)
Spell check is your friend.

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[info]ara
2006-08-20 04:52 pm UTC (link)
Attention whooooore.

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[info]silver_keys
2006-08-20 08:02 pm UTC (link)
Because it's every mouse/troll/idiot's dream to be wanked, mocked at, and then to delete their own journal in the end.

*shakes head*

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