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seiberwing ([info]seiberwing) wrote in [info]fandom_wank,
@ 2006-08-24 20:47:00


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Entry tags:fandom: transformers

Hopefully the love in my Red Alert/Inferno icon will counter the hate.
Someone, once again, leaked material from the upcoming live-action Transformers movie. But not just any material, oh no.

These are pictures of the big man, Mr. Megatron himself. (Could someone get a screencap before it gets taken down? Please?) Done!

Naturally, the fandom explodes. The whole blog is wank, but I'll post a few gems.

I say boycott the movie. Hell, even picket in front of it when it comes out. I really want to see this thing flop...and everyone, to piss off the movie makers even more, post torrents of the movie and wave it in their faces, saying, we're watching your damn movie but not paying a cent for it. That'll get them nice and flamed. Maybe even hopefully teach them a lesson about messing with the original.

How mature.

We all know they were aliens, but do they have to look like pretty junk put together by a tattoo artist? I mean, I'll give it up, Megatron looks sic. He looks like a creature that'll stir up some s**t. BUT DONT' CALL HIM MEGATRON!!! Starscream looks like a Macross reject. Bumblebee looks sic also, but can we, just for the sake of keeping some kind of purity, call him Sunstreaker? I know Lambo won't give up the rights to use their cars and its all good. This piece of crap movie is going to only generate the revinue as the price of maybe 2 Lambo Murcielagos. Optimus is the only one that has the Classic look, but looks like a bionicle. All in all, HORRIBLE!!!


I have one thing to say: The word 'purity' should never, ever be used in this fandom again. They were pissed enough when Armada swung around and Thrust went from second-string doof to master tactician, Wheeljack turned into a Decepticon, and Starscream actually got some characterization.

NeoGalvatron01 brings logic:


I mean, just in that splash page on Seibertron (so much for being unbiased) I see 6 COMPLETELY different designs for Megatron under the heading "This is Megatron", none that would translate to anything realistic, and I'm sure he'll have 6 more before the franchise dries up completely. Yet THIS Megatron is suddenly not good enough? You know what? Get over it and go bitch about Star Wars some more. At least we've SEEN those movies.


Some agree, others say "It is my belief that NeoGalvatron01 is a F**king Mole."

I'm just wondering how they'll make something that complex into a toy.




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[info]gal_montag
2006-08-25 03:03 am UTC (link)
He actually looks scarier in standard mode. And scary. Not like all tool-boxy like he did in the 80s.

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(no subject) - [info]hearsawho, 2006-08-25 03:08 am UTC
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(no subject) - [info]ghostmaster, 2006-08-25 05:42 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]isa, 2006-08-25 06:03 am UTC

[info]willywanka
2006-08-25 03:04 am UTC (link)
(Could someone get a screencap before it gets taken down? Please?)

Done!

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(no subject) - [info]seiberwing, 2006-08-25 03:05 am UTC
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(no subject) - [info]seiberwing, 2006-08-25 04:09 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]wickedlester, 2006-08-25 05:02 am UTC

[info]isa
2006-08-25 03:07 am UTC (link)
The Notacatgirl: very helpful when home sick. Where would you like the caps sent?

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(no subject) - [info]seiberwing, 2006-08-25 03:09 am UTC
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(no subject) - [info]seiberwing, 2006-08-25 03:19 am UTC

[info]musouka
2006-08-25 03:12 am UTC (link)
Okay, I know absolutely nothing about Transformers, so it's probably really stupid of me to say that I think his design looks kind of...cool.

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(no subject) - [info]seiberwing, 2006-08-25 03:13 am UTC
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(no subject) - [info]seiberwing, 2006-08-25 04:10 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]darkeyes, 2006-08-25 01:59 pm UTC
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(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2006-08-28 05:39 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]bitca, 2006-08-28 02:24 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]seiberwing, 2006-08-28 04:15 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]hearsawho, 2006-08-25 03:27 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]isa, 2006-08-25 03:39 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]hearsawho, 2006-08-25 03:41 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]_dinsdale, 2006-08-25 03:50 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]isa, 2006-08-25 05:01 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]hearsawho, 2006-08-25 08:56 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]ladyrogue, 2006-08-25 09:10 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]marumae, 2006-08-25 12:47 pm UTC
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(no subject) - [info]evilsqueakers, 2006-08-26 12:58 am UTC
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[info]reeve
2006-08-25 03:12 am UTC (link)
New Megatron actually looks pretty bad-ass.

The thing that Transformers fans should really be fretting over is the fact that Michael Bay is the director (which, for some reason, had escaped my notice until this Wank Report).

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(no subject) - [info]seiberwing, 2006-08-25 03:13 am UTC
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(no subject) - [info]seiberwing, 2006-08-25 04:09 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]delcj, 2006-08-25 11:08 am UTC

[info]jrandomlurker
2006-08-25 03:14 am UTC (link)
I'm sorry, that's just UGLY. Butt-ugly.

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(no subject) - [info]seiberwing, 2006-08-25 03:15 am UTC

(Anonymous)
2006-08-25 03:21 am UTC (link)
He's... Pointy, very pointy. And I'm not making any judgements until I actually SEE it in action. All CGI looks like shit in stills, IMNSHO.

-CA-

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(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2006-08-25 10:35 am UTC

[info]sailorjpg
2006-08-25 03:23 am UTC (link)
See, I was thinking the exact same thing as NeoGalvatron. I was also wondering the exact same toy thing....

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(Anonymous)
2006-08-25 03:25 am UTC (link)
He still wins the Mr. Scary Beyond All Reason title.

Cool looking or not.

Sosogomi@LJ

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[info]kijikun
2006-08-25 03:27 am UTC (link)
Oh god don't tell me those car comericals are going to look better than the movie? *Cries*

That's not Megatron! Damnit its not like there hasn't been a Transformer toy or cartoon but out in the last year, nooo. *headdesks*

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(no subject) - [info]kijikun, 2006-08-25 03:28 am UTC

[info]miss_arel
2006-08-25 03:30 am UTC (link)
I'm probably committing a grave fandom sin by saying this, but...

Why are these people getting so bent out of shape over the new Megatron, when all the pictures under the "This is Megatron" label bear only the faintest passing resemblance to one another in the first place?

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(no subject) - [info]kijikun, 2006-08-25 03:31 am UTC
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(no subject) - [info]ghostmaster, 2006-08-25 05:52 am UTC
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[info]hallidae
2006-08-25 03:30 am UTC (link)
I actually kinda like it. He actually looks like he could fuck you up, instead of looking like you could snap him apart like a pile of Legos.

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[info]kadath
2006-08-25 03:41 am UTC (link)
That's not Megatron. That's the damn Shrike.

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(no subject) - [info]musouka, 2006-08-25 04:21 am UTC
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(no subject) - [info]rimrunner, 2006-08-25 05:11 am UTC
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[info]hypno_jango
2006-08-25 03:48 am UTC (link)
Blah, if this film is released in this dismal way, I will NOT be attending

Yes you will, just so you can bitch about it. It's a nerd thing. I did the same thing a few times.

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iwanttobeasleep
2006-08-25 03:48 am UTC (link)
Get over it and go bitch about Star Wars some more. At least we've SEEN those movies.

He is so my hero. I'm going to use that every time someone starts bitching about a movie that hasn't come out yet.

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[info]oxydosic
2006-08-25 03:50 am UTC (link)
My childhood! *sniff* Meeeemorieeeees...

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[info]napalmnacey
2006-08-25 03:52 am UTC (link)
Poor Megatron. He looks like he should be applied to someone's back in ink so that they can impress their girlfriend.

And I'm not even a fan of the Transformers. (I stopped watching when Optimus Prime left the picture).

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(no subject) - [info]arabel, 2006-08-25 04:53 am UTC
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[info]out_bottle
2006-08-25 04:03 am UTC (link)
I say boycott the movie. Hell, even picket in front of it when it comes out.

I so want to see a picket of a Transformers movie.
It would make me giddy with joy.

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(no subject) - [info]singe, 2006-08-25 04:06 am UTC
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(no subject) - [info]singe, 2006-08-26 01:27 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]seiberwing, 2006-08-26 01:29 am UTC
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(no subject) - [info]seiberwing, 2006-08-26 01:31 am UTC
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[info]singe
2006-08-25 04:05 am UTC (link)
Yuck. No. He looks like a rip-off of the Predator. Somebody call Jesse Ventura, STAT!

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[info]keleri
2006-08-25 04:06 am UTC (link)
My familiarity with transformers is limited to a few episodes of the original I don't remember, and Beast Wars, which I watched until it got weird. That said, I'm glad he doesn't look like LOL METAL MULLET 80's megatron, but I'm not sure if I like the slightly bizarre over-complicatedness of the movie version either.

Oh well. Shall continue to hope desperately that the movie is actually mildly good.

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(no subject) - [info]hearsawho, 2006-08-25 05:07 am UTC
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[info]mindset
2006-08-25 04:09 am UTC (link)
Aww, c'mon, no wank for the canon TF hentai? Now, that one cracked me the hell up.

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(no subject) - [info]seiberwing, 2006-08-25 04:12 am UTC

[info]pots13
2006-08-25 04:09 am UTC (link)
Oooooh, I think he looks shiny... (meh, I know nothing about transformers unfortunately fortunately)

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[info]lostmahmarbles
2006-08-25 04:11 am UTC (link)
I have that Beast Wars!Megatron toy.

New Megatron is shiny... if that's the final version of him (the bottom right corner says Work in Progress, so it could be one of those early concept things)

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[info]tehrin
2006-08-25 04:29 am UTC (link)
Way too amused by the image of the megatron with the big barrel of the pistol coming out of his crotch to pay attention. I'm mean YOYZAA! Talk about phallic imagery!

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(no subject) - [info]slavekitty, 2006-08-25 07:14 am UTC
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[info]mister_terrific
2006-08-25 04:32 am UTC (link)
Heh. The movie Megatron is nothing compared to the oral tentacle-rape power of KISS Player Transformer Megatron!

BTW--those scans are the real thing. NSFW.

So of course you'll all go scrambling there.

Mister Terrific
Also More Than Meets The Eye

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