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Gun o' the Pants ([info]gun) wrote in [info]fandom_wank,
@ 2006-09-03 19:25:00


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I KNOW IT'S IMDB WANK BUT I DON'T CARE.
I am so thankful to have found wank surrounding my second favourite topic ever: dinosaurs.

So, like, they're making Jurassic Park IV: The Extinction. While you consider for a moment that this is the best film title since "Boa Versus Python", ask yourself: how much wank could a long-dead (if ever) fandom have?

The answer is plenty.

Venom2000 wants to know what the main dinosaur in JP4 will be. Others speculate, based on dinosaurs from prior movies, when jutuers points out that the T-Rex was undoubtedly the scariest dinosaur of them all.

This greatly upsets scoobysaurus, who posts a long-winded shipping essay post about how much spinosaurus is TEH ROXXOR in comparison to T-Rex, which is actually teh shittz0r.

There's argument about sources, calling people "fags", whether Fox is a "real" news site and Jack Horner's dinosaur theories.

A flame-war about which dinosaur was more kickass? Could there be a more perfect wank?

eta: thanks to Cleo, the most rambling, aggressive-aggressive and cracktacular Ain't It Cool script report on the face of the planet. Even if you don't like the damn movies read it for a laugh.



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[info]oulangi
2006-09-03 11:34 am UTC (link)
Kiera Knightly is in this??? Dude, So SAD

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[info]khym_chanur
2006-09-03 11:54 am UTC (link)
Boa Versus Python

*images a python wearing a feather boa*

Heh.

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(Anonymous)
2006-09-03 11:59 am UTC (link)
Could there be a more perfect wank?<?i>

No.

Thank you. For everything. My existence is complete. Though I thought the raptors in the kitchen in JP1 were pretty damn scary, myself.

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[info]hearsawho
2006-09-03 12:07 pm UTC (link)
It's like when my brother and I would argue over who was cooler, the triceratops or the stegosaurus. Only it's grown-ups (presumably) and there's less chance of a stuft-animal battle (presumably) when tempers reach their limits.

(I know the poor guy just wants to be left alone with his bones and his Billy, and it would probably take drugging him unconscious to haul his ass anyplace where there are live dinosaurs, but I can still hold out hope that it'll have Alan in it. ♥ Dr. Grant.)

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[info]penemuel
2006-09-03 12:13 pm UTC (link)
Darn! You have to register to read? :(

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[info]absurdwords
2006-09-03 12:44 pm UTC (link)
Jack Horner's dinosaur theories

I first read that as 'Jack's horny dinosaur theories'. Blame lack of sleep.

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[info]sprungtodrown
2006-09-03 01:55 pm UTC (link)
i meen i was 8 when i first saw jp and the t-rex was pretty scary. way scarier than a giant exagerated duck.

I read that person's comment as "way scarier than a giant exaggerated dick."

After I recovered from the laughing fit, I read it again and realized that I'm none to interested in this wank because it no longer contains giant exaggerated dicks.

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[info]cleolinda
2006-09-03 02:31 pm UTC (link)
Man, you don't know awesome until you've read the John Sayles idea they discarded:

"I want to tread lightly on what happens over the course of the rest of the film on the off chance that Mary Parent or someone at Universal is seriously going to make this thing. There's the eight-year-old-boy side of me that thinks that a DIRTY DOZEN-style mercenary team of hyper-smart dinosaurs in body armor killing drug dealers and rescuing kidnapped children will be impossible to resist."

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[info]arabwel
2006-09-03 02:32 pm UTC (link)
taht is so, so, so.... PRESCHOOL :D

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[info]wal_lace
2006-09-03 02:37 pm UTC (link)
Well, I've been boycotting the fandom ever since I found out they were leaving out the Allosaurus. He would have been far scarier than any of the wimpy lizards they gave us on screen.

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[info]mastervex
2006-09-03 02:51 pm UTC (link)
Heehee dinosaurs.

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[info]attilathebun
2006-09-03 02:57 pm UTC (link)
how much spinosaurus is TEH ROXXOR in comparison to T-Rex, which is actually teh shittz0r.

Fools. Eveyone know that the dinosaur that truly roxxorz is the stegosaurus.

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(Anonymous)
2006-09-03 03:07 pm UTC (link)
Pfah. Everyone knows the raptors were the main villians in all the JP movies; the rexes and the spinosaur were all just eye candy. u.u

~Mousie Janella (who's a little freaked out that she just started rereading JP last night and woke up to find this here)

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[info]missdaisy
2006-09-03 04:28 pm UTC (link)
Stop opressing the Spinosaraus lovers!!!!!!!

T-Rex is a h0r!@!@!!!!!!!!

Just wait until book 7 Movie 4 comes out and our devotion will pay off.

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[info]attilathebun
2006-09-03 04:53 pm UTC (link)
Wow, uh.

I think the script writers forgot this.

Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting

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[info]the_wanlorn
2006-09-03 05:10 pm UTC (link)
I am bouncing with glee right now. Bouncing! Because I am still five and still love dinosaurs with all my heart and still know that the Trex wasn't all that compared to lots of other dinosaurs.

YAY DINOSAURS!

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(Anonymous)
2006-09-03 05:23 pm UTC (link)
They can all shut up. Ultrasaurus will stomp on anybody.

//Britt

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(Anonymous)
2006-09-03 05:26 pm UTC (link)
I knew beyond all doubt I was a geek when my first reaction to this wank was 'pfft, everyone knows it's the velociraptors that are the real scary bastards'.

~redkitsch

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(no subject) - [info]seiberwing, 2006-09-04 03:40 am UTC
Does AICN realise what it's saying here?
(Anonymous)
2006-09-03 05:29 pm UTC (link)
"I also think it just might be the single most bugfuck crazy franchise sequel I've ever read ... It just doesn't seem possible that Universal would make something this vigorously whacked out."

"...a DIRTY DOZEN-style mercenary team of hyper-smart dinosaurs in body armor killing drug dealers and rescuing kidnapped children"

"...Achilles, Hector, Perseus, Orestes, and Spartacus"

JURASSIC PARK IV: Troy On the Motherfucking Jurassic Serenity.

Hell yes.

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Re: Does AICN realise what it's saying here? - notmonkey, 2006-09-03 05:38 pm UTC
Re: Does AICN realise what it's saying here? - [info]tardis, 2006-09-03 06:04 pm UTC
Re: Does AICN realise what it's saying here? - [info]cleolinda, 2006-09-03 06:50 pm UTC
Re: Does AICN realise what it's saying here? - [info]photosinensis, 2006-09-03 08:54 pm UTC
Re: Does AICN realise what it's saying here? - [info]imperialgirl, 2006-09-03 09:11 pm UTC
Re: Does AICN realise what it's saying here? - [info]auralan, 2006-09-04 01:56 am UTC
Re: Does AICN realise what it's saying here? - [info]ailidh, 2006-09-05 03:29 am UTC
Re: Does AICN realise what it's saying here? - [info]attilathebun, 2006-09-03 07:52 pm UTC
Re: Does AICN realise what it's saying here? - [info]deconcentrate, 2006-09-04 12:28 am UTC
Re: Does AICN realise what it's saying here? - [info]attilathebun, 2006-09-04 02:29 am UTC
Re: Does AICN realise what it's saying here? - (Anonymous), 2006-09-03 09:58 pm UTC
Re: Does AICN realise what it's saying here? - (Anonymous), 2006-09-03 09:58 pm UTC
Re: Does AICN realise what it's saying here? - [info]amyheartssiroc, 2006-09-04 03:38 am UTC

[info]splorch
2006-09-03 05:37 pm UTC (link)
While you consider for a moment that this is the best film title since "Boa Versus Python"...

I am weeping for poor forgotten Snakes on a Plane! Snakes! On a plane!

That said...DUDE OMG. Dinosaur flame war! My vote for most fearsome dinosaur, though, is actually Fran Sinclair.

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Look! Look what you made me do! - [info]attilathebun, 2006-09-03 09:31 pm UTC
Re: Look! Look what you made me do! - [info]attilathebun, 2006-09-03 09:39 pm UTC
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[info]sunqist
2006-09-03 05:52 pm UTC (link)
Man, I love AICN. The wank runs at a constant 90% there.

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[info]keleri
2006-09-03 06:04 pm UTC (link)
Fact: Tyrannosaur is the tank of the pre-historic world.

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[info]sashenka
2006-09-03 06:13 pm UTC (link)
Boa Versus Python
My friends and I still make fun of the Sci Fi channel for that and none of us have ever even seen it.

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[info]rhrsoulmates
2006-09-03 06:26 pm UTC (link)
scoobysaurus

ajhdflkjahdjkshajkdfh!

For some reason, that name killed me ded. S/he is arguing about where the spinosaurus and T-Rex fall on the scary-o'-meter yet has a name that conjures up an image of a dinosaur that is a mix of the cute dinos from "A Land Before Time", one of Barney's friends, and one that likes to eat Scooby-snacks and is terrified of fake ghosts. Lol!

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(no subject) - [info]rhrsoulmates, 2006-09-03 07:39 pm UTC

[info]gusty
2006-09-03 06:43 pm UTC (link)
Is it too optimistic of me to hope the name indicates this will be the last Jurassic Park movie?

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