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Gun o' the Pants ([info]gun) wrote in [info]fandom_wank,
@ 2006-09-03 19:25:00

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I KNOW IT'S IMDB WANK BUT I DON'T CARE.
I am so thankful to have found wank surrounding my second favourite topic ever: dinosaurs.

So, like, they're making Jurassic Park IV: The Extinction. While you consider for a moment that this is the best film title since "Boa Versus Python", ask yourself: how much wank could a long-dead (if ever) fandom have?

The answer is plenty.

Venom2000 wants to know what the main dinosaur in JP4 will be. Others speculate, based on dinosaurs from prior movies, when jutuers points out that the T-Rex was undoubtedly the scariest dinosaur of them all.

This greatly upsets scoobysaurus, who posts a long-winded shipping essay post about how much spinosaurus is TEH ROXXOR in comparison to T-Rex, which is actually teh shittz0r.

There's argument about sources, calling people "fags", whether Fox is a "real" news site and Jack Horner's dinosaur theories.

A flame-war about which dinosaur was more kickass? Could there be a more perfect wank?

eta: thanks to Cleo, the most rambling, aggressive-aggressive and cracktacular Ain't It Cool script report on the face of the planet. Even if you don't like the damn movies read it for a laugh.


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