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perletwo (![[info]](http://www.journalfen.net/img/userinfo.gif){kind=small} perletwo) wrote in ![[info]](http://www.journalfen.net/img/community.gif){kind=small} fandom_wank,@ 2006-09-04 08:24:00 |
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Crocodile Hunter deathwank roundup
Roundup of three posts from wank_report.
So, Steve Irwin, Crocodile Hunter, died Monday in Australia from a stingray attack. Tragic. But how better to mourn than by wanking?
Courtesy of a mouse called macchiato, stupidpetowners comm members doing the "WTF?" and "How bad will the Aussie press tacky it up?" thing.
As reported by a complete anonymouse, however, it's the useless_facts comm that really gets fapping. More WTFery untilgelosia comes along with
"That's really really sad. It's just so wrong that something as brainless as a sting ray could take wonderful human being's life who loved animals and worked passionately to help them. A human being with a personality, that was able to love and be loved being killed by some stupid fish thing! Torturing that fucker would not be enough."
An anon comes along to
"I'm sorry, but that stingray was probably minding its own business and thought it was threatened. I'm sorry he was killed, but it's pretty retarded of you to go saying how it should be "tortured" in context with what Steve Irwin doing at the time (doing that documentary about them in a good light)."
...and they're off!
Lastly, reported by a(nother?) mousey, the metaquotes comm gets in on the fun with "So, Steve Irwin walked into a barb." "Too soon, friend. Too soon.
"At least give it a week before you start making a joke out of it."
Shame on you. And they're off!
More to come as the news spreads throughout the day, I'm sure.
Roundup of three posts from wank_report.
So, Steve Irwin, Crocodile Hunter, died Monday in Australia from a stingray attack. Tragic. But how better to mourn than by wanking?
Courtesy of a mouse called macchiato, stupidpetowners comm members doing the "WTF?" and "How bad will the Aussie press tacky it up?" thing.
As reported by a complete anonymouse, however, it's the useless_facts comm that really gets fapping. More WTFery until
gelosia comes along with "That's really really sad. It's just so wrong that something as brainless as a sting ray could take wonderful human being's life who loved animals and worked passionately to help them. A human being with a personality, that was able to love and be loved being killed by some stupid fish thing! Torturing that fucker would not be enough."
An anon comes along to
"I'm sorry, but that stingray was probably minding its own business and thought it was threatened. I'm sorry he was killed, but it's pretty retarded of you to go saying how it should be "tortured" in context with what Steve Irwin doing at the time (doing that documentary about them in a good light)."
...and they're off!
Lastly, reported by a(nother?) mousey, the metaquotes comm gets in on the fun with "So, Steve Irwin walked into a barb." "Too soon, friend. Too soon.
"At least give it a week before you start making a joke out of it."
Shame on you. And they're off!
More to come as the news spreads throughout the day, I'm sure.
