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sarai ([info]sarai) wrote in [info]fandom_wank,
@ 2006-09-05 23:53:00


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Dr. Who fandom is run by a cabal! And they have a *gasp* LJ comm!
First reported on [info]clairvoyantwank by [info]oar here but the wank has grown even more wankier since. Reported here at [info]oar's request.

So apparently, since Doctor Who fandom had its anonymous hate meme a while back, the totally logical thing to do is to start a new one at dw_anon, right? Right.

Things proceed as usual with Rose fen bitchingabout Rose and about anti_Rose fen many times, People bitching about Rose and Doctor/Rose fen, and an (in)famous Doctor/Rose smutfic is posted with the lines "take me time lord". No joke.

Highlights of the wank aside from the Big One:

Meglomaniac mouse confesses to poking misscam, who is apparently a BNF in Dr. Who fandom.

The Next MsScribes?

Mouse bitches about kammgirl, who has already been mentioned several times in the comments as a BNF suckup, crazy Rose fen, etc etc. IN this particular thread though, [info]nostalgia_lj and [info]kammgirl start bitching at each other about....bitching about each other passive-agressively. It spirals out in several threads with the anonymouses piping in several times. I have to admit I got only half of it but the rest of you are welcome to try and puzzle out WTF is happening there as well.

I got someone kicked out of the Dr. Who fandom

Oldschoolfans vs Newschool fen, er, fans.

Our own drakyndra gets a mention. She is also, evidently, a part of the BNF cabal. Or something.

Other than some verrrrrry interesting threads with Romana fen and Rose fen fighting it out, the anonymous meme continues as usual with New School ("You're not old school if you started with the Ninth Doctor!!11!" vs "OMG No Fair!" which I can't find right now but was wanky in its own right) etc, until page fourteen.

The huge wankfest comes out when an anonymous posts information about [info]teh_commune, which is apparently a conspiracy by the Dr. Who BNFs to run fandom or something. Quoting from [info]oar's summary here since this shit is way to crazy for me:

"Someone outs a private community called teh_commune which is supposedly the plotting room of the shadowy cabal that secretly runs Who fandom on lj. Another someone digs up the members list, which happens to contain the names of a lot of a lot of BNFs or suspected BNFs. Furious anonymice go crazy. [info]taraljc, the comm's (I think?) original creator, in the wankiest move yet, decides to delete the comm. She later undeletes it, but kicks off all the members or something. The is widely seen as proof of the comm's cliquey evilness. [info]taraljc ends up blaming her wanky behavior on the recent death of a relative. All of this pisses [info]kateorman off so much that she tells much of lj Who fandom to go screw itself and announces her intention to abandon her modly duties on T&C. No word on whether or not any of these statements will be later retracted."

Screencap showing [info]teh_commune (and a F_wank mention!)

Anonymouses bitch about the BNF cabal in Doctor Who fandom

The BNF cabal decide which characters the fandom must like!

The Communist Manifesto is mentioned (The new Godwin's Law?)

Kateorman's Rant

The anonymice further uncover taraljc's conspiracy!!1! with the discovery that every member except for taraljc has left the [info]teh_commune.

Other mice bitch about the original mice
Oh for gods sake what is the matter with you lot? So fuck if some people are friends and have their own private comm. Is it because you got turned down or something?

Paranoid much?


Which is later discovered to be from [info]yuxonomei and which starts up a new thread on "you care too much!"

taraljc gives a further explanation, which just starts a whole new round of wank with the anonymice and INSINUATIONS OF THE DARK AND DEEP.

People continue to rehash the whole wank of [info]teh_commune over and over again, with the wank piling up continuously. Though now people seem to have moved onto the completely new and totally original subject of Doctor/Rose shippers and the Third Doctor.

Much wanking in a lot of the comments. Might want to get to screencapping as it's unsure whether this meme will last even without breaking LJ's TOS.

EDIT: D: F-locked. Some screencaps here thanks to [info]jetamors



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[info]narcissam
2006-09-05 05:09 pm UTC (link)
Is that the same Misscam who wrote the University of Middle Earth Fanfic?

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(no subject) - [info]drakyndra, 2006-09-05 05:20 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]minibalrogmum, 2006-09-05 05:27 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]sheep, 2006-09-05 06:18 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]minibalrogmum, 2006-09-05 06:39 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]sheep, 2006-09-05 06:51 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]minibalrogmum, 2006-09-05 06:59 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]puipui, 2006-09-05 07:24 pm UTC

[info]doyle
2006-09-05 05:21 pm UTC (link)
It's broken TOS already, I think, if stating that someone belongs to the BNP counts. Good luck to anyone trying to find that comment in the eleventy million and counting, though.

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(no subject) - [info]livii, 2006-09-05 06:40 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]livii, 2006-09-05 08:08 pm UTC

[info]isntitironic
2006-09-05 05:24 pm UTC (link)
I'm a bit stuck on 'suspected BNFs'.

I mean, isn't the criteria of being a BNF that everybody knows who you are?

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(no subject) - [info]drakyndra, 2006-09-05 05:27 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]lottelita, 2006-09-06 02:55 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]mmanurere, 2006-09-05 08:28 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]drakyndra, 2006-09-06 02:26 am UTC

[info]sgtgeorgecarter
2006-09-05 05:28 pm UTC (link)
Dr. Who fen and ST gen was the reason I didn't write fanfic for 20 years...

They can show the HP people new levels of batshit.

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(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2006-09-05 08:17 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]drakyndra, 2006-09-06 02:27 am UTC

[info]yattara
2006-09-05 05:29 pm UTC (link)
Oh goody, Old-school vs new-school wank.

*rolls eyes.*

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(no subject) - [info]danel4d, 2006-09-05 08:46 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]drakyndra, 2006-09-06 02:29 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]aislyn, 2006-09-05 10:40 pm UTC

[info]minibalrogmum
2006-09-05 05:29 pm UTC (link)
I get hated on and I am a member of Secret Comm That Ruled Fandom, apparently. That's a lot of wank in one day.

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(no subject) - [info]nostalgia, 2006-09-05 05:40 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]doyle, 2006-09-05 05:41 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]nostalgia, 2006-09-05 05:44 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]minibalrogmum, 2006-09-05 05:46 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]doyle, 2006-09-05 05:48 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]drakyndra, 2006-09-05 05:50 pm UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2006-09-05 06:16 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]yattara, 2006-09-05 05:43 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]minibalrogmum, 2006-09-05 05:45 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]drakyndra, 2006-09-05 05:45 pm UTC

(Anonymous)
2006-09-05 05:34 pm UTC (link)
This is why I've always been afraid to get into the Doctor Who fandom. I started with "old school" Doctor Who because... well... the new stuff wasn't out yet when I happened upon the show. But I know that because the Tenth Doctor is one of my favourites that whole fandom would go batshit crazy on me.

-Melisus

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(no subject) - [info]doyle, 2006-09-05 05:39 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]shadowkitty, 2006-09-05 06:11 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]calapine, 2006-09-05 06:08 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]ayezur, 2006-09-05 07:33 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]magic_lilybean, 2006-09-05 08:55 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]jerel, 2006-09-05 11:34 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]calapine, 2006-09-05 09:13 pm UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2006-09-05 10:55 pm UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2006-09-06 01:20 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]gordon, 2006-09-06 01:22 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]drakyndra, 2006-09-06 02:32 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]sharps, 2006-09-08 09:33 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]ayezur, 2006-09-08 09:35 pm UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2006-09-05 10:56 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]magic_lilybean, 2006-09-06 03:56 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]candy, 2006-09-06 04:08 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]magic_lilybean, 2006-09-06 08:48 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]eponine, 2006-09-06 05:59 pm UTC

[info]chikane
2006-09-05 05:41 pm UTC (link)
*shakes head* Who...cares? BNF, not BNF, so what?

I am so glad to only be in fandoms that are so tiny that no one knows that they exist in the first place. That rules BNFs out immediatly.

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(no subject) - [info]eponine, 2006-09-06 06:01 pm UTC

[info]nostalgia
2006-09-05 05:43 pm UTC (link)
I love for the days of page two when people wanted to shag me. :(

Now I am just hated. Oh how fast the tide of fandom turns!

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(no subject) - [info]nostalgia, 2006-09-05 05:43 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]sogrammatical, 2006-09-05 05:48 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]nostalgia, 2006-09-05 05:56 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]calapine, 2006-09-05 05:53 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]nostalgia, 2006-09-05 05:56 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]calapine, 2006-09-05 06:06 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]thedorkygirl, 2006-09-06 01:26 am UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2006-09-05 11:51 pm UTC

[info]calapine
2006-09-05 05:52 pm UTC (link)
Am v sad our Sekrit Plans for World Domination have come to an end, woe.

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(no subject) - [info]drakyndra, 2006-09-05 05:54 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]calapine, 2006-09-05 06:05 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]shadowkitty, 2006-09-05 06:50 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]taraljc, 2006-09-05 07:23 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]shadowkitty, 2006-09-05 07:36 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]calapine, 2006-09-05 09:15 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]khym_chanur, 2006-09-06 02:23 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]drakyndra, 2006-09-06 02:35 am UTC

[info]drakyndra
2006-09-05 05:53 pm UTC (link)
I second the call for screencaps. This shit is gold.

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(no subject) - [info]thedorkygirl, 2006-09-06 02:00 am UTC

[info]rossywar
2006-09-05 06:04 pm UTC (link)
I love the phrase "suspected BNFs" - being popular is a crime!!

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(no subject) - [info]sprungtodrown, 2006-09-05 06:44 pm UTC

[info]daylightsparks
2006-09-05 06:06 pm UTC (link)
My ambition in life now is to be a "suspected BNF." I wonder if I could manage that in Patrick O'Brian fandom...

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I'd like to propose a cross-fandom-anonymeme pairing
[info]narcissam
2006-09-05 06:07 pm UTC (link)
Angry!Mouse/Grief!Mouse FTW.

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Re: I'd like to propose a cross-fandom-anonymeme pairing - [info]drakyndra, 2006-09-05 06:08 pm UTC
Re: I'd like to propose a cross-fandom-anonymeme pairing - (Anonymous), 2006-09-05 08:55 pm UTC
Re: I'd like to propose a cross-fandom-anonymeme pairing - [info]drakyndra, 2006-09-06 02:36 am UTC

(Anonymous)
2006-09-05 06:20 pm UTC (link)
I personally am utterly gutted that all my attempts to rile people up with ALF!Doctor and Lickey and all the other 2am nonsense were taken in the spirit intended. I'd so looked forward to someone 'eww'ing at me.

On the plus side, I got accused of being nos. And later drowned in the black hole of wank. Eventful meme.

-C

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(no subject) - [info]drakyndra, 2006-09-05 06:22 pm UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2006-09-05 06:30 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]drakyndra, 2006-09-05 06:38 pm UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2006-09-05 07:01 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]drakyndra, 2006-09-05 07:04 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]puipui, 2006-09-05 07:27 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]doyle, 2006-09-05 07:07 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]jeanne, 2006-09-05 10:22 pm UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2006-09-05 11:58 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]thedorkygirl, 2006-09-06 03:30 am UTC

[info]oar
2006-09-05 06:29 pm UTC (link)
Thanks for posting this! I didn't have the time to dig through all the splooge, and I wanted this to get wank soon before it gets bahleeted.

So, I guess now we know who masterminded the death of Snarry. (And a lot of the accused BNFs are also f_wers! OMG PROOF!!)

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(no subject) - [info]magic_lilybean, 2006-09-05 09:06 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]drakyndra, 2006-09-06 02:38 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]sarai, 2006-09-06 05:55 am UTC

(Anonymous)
2006-09-05 06:47 pm UTC (link)
Waitwaitwait, how does you 'kick someone out of fandom'? Steal their DVDs?
Seriously, how does that work? I'm so lost.

-bigbigtruck on lj

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(no subject) - [info]semirecluse, 2006-09-05 06:53 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]taraljc, 2006-09-05 07:26 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]doyle, 2006-09-05 07:37 pm UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2006-09-07 10:58 pm UTC
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(no subject) - [info]eponine, 2006-09-06 06:03 pm UTC

[info]sprungtodrown
2006-09-05 06:49 pm UTC (link)
“I didn’t: I thought because I changed you wouldn’t…..” She kissed him soundly, leaving him glassy eyed.

“You’re still the Doctor: he’s inside you, so you are all my Doctor. I love you.”

“Oh Rose…..I love you for all time,” he kissed her: showing his devotion. When he pulled back she could see a fire she knew would be mirrored in her own.

“Take me, Time Lord.”


I didn't actually read the wank...I just read this fic and sat and cried for a while.

*goes back to watching old Tom Baker eps to stop the hurt*

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(no subject) - [info]sheep, 2006-09-05 06:55 pm UTC
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(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2006-09-05 07:03 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]drakyndra, 2006-09-05 07:08 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]shadowkitty, 2006-09-05 07:38 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]puipui, 2006-09-05 07:42 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]magic_lilybean, 2006-09-05 09:32 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]sharps, 2006-09-08 09:45 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]ladyrogue, 2006-09-06 04:05 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]sprungtodrown, 2006-09-06 10:11 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]sprungtodrown, 2006-09-06 10:12 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]sprungtodrown, 2006-09-06 10:14 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]nekoneko, 2006-09-05 07:14 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]doyle, 2006-09-05 07:42 pm UTC
(no subject) - nam_jai, 2006-09-05 09:33 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]jerel, 2006-09-05 11:38 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]lycoris, 2006-09-06 12:51 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]ladyrogue, 2006-09-06 04:04 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]eponine, 2006-09-06 06:05 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]sprungtodrown, 2006-09-06 10:13 pm UTC

[info]mister_terrific
2006-09-05 06:50 pm UTC (link)
Between this and discovering that someone I'd never met in my life was smacking me on her LJ over stuff that had supposedly happened ten years ago...

...well, there's a REASON I don't belong to any DW LJ communities. :)

Mister Terrific
Content To Just Sit And Watch With A Nice Cuppa, Thank You

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(no subject) - [info]nekoneko, 2006-09-05 07:16 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]mister_terrific, 2006-09-05 07:48 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]magic_lilybean, 2006-09-05 09:28 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]mister_terrific, 2006-09-06 12:05 am UTC

[info]maureenlycaon
2006-09-05 06:55 pm UTC (link)
Last night, in search of a good laugh, I grabbed a copy of a newsletter by David Icke (you know, the lizard-men aliens guy) and wasted a half hour going through his conspiracy ramblings.

And now, Teh Secret LJ Comm That Secretly Runs Dr. Who Fandom as a Secret Conspiracy.

Can anyone help me make up my mind which is nuttier?

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(no subject) - [info]minibalrogmum, 2006-09-05 07:17 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]shadowkitty, 2006-09-05 08:30 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]aislyn, 2006-09-05 11:52 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]maureenlycaon, 2006-09-06 05:31 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]aislyn, 2006-09-06 03:49 pm UTC

[info]taraljc
2006-09-05 07:22 pm UTC (link)
correcting the wank report:

taraljc, the comm's (I think?) original creator,

yep.

She later undeletes it, but kicks off all the members or something.

nope--other way 'round. Deleted the members, then deleted the comm.

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(no subject) - [info]thedorkygirl, 2006-09-06 03:32 am UTC

(Anonymous)
2006-09-05 07:46 pm UTC (link)
ACK I HAVE BEEN BANNINATED IN A BIRTHDAY COUP!

-Snacky

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(no subject) - [info]puipui, 2006-09-05 07:50 pm UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2006-09-05 08:06 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]puipui, 2006-09-05 08:31 pm UTC

[info]doyle
2006-09-05 07:59 pm UTC (link)
The big secret still to be revealed is that everyone on that community is in fact a sockpuppet. [info]misscam is RTD (c'mon, the last scene of Doomsday? Norway?). [info]nostalgia_lj... well, it's a tiny bit suspicious she's from Paisley, just like Steve Moffatt. I have it on good authority that [info]taraljc's what Billie likes to call herself at the weekend. [info]kateorman is Paul Cornell (and vice versa, but that's another story). Even I'm the guy who writes the music. God, sometimes I hate myself.

The only genuine LJer on there's [info]drakyndra, or as we always liked to call her, msscribe.

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(no subject) - [info]minibalrogmum, 2006-09-06 01:53 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]drakyndra, 2006-09-06 02:40 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]thedorkygirl, 2006-09-06 03:32 am UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2006-09-06 04:26 pm UTC

[info]bunny
2006-09-05 08:05 pm UTC (link)
What did people post in that community that couldn't be said publicly?

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(no subject) - [info]branwyn, 2006-09-05 08:26 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]elektra3, 2006-09-05 08:29 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]snowglassapples, 2006-09-06 12:37 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]minibalrogmum, 2006-09-06 12:51 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]thedorkygirl, 2006-09-06 01:32 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]drakyndra, 2006-09-06 02:42 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]thedorkygirl, 2006-09-06 02:49 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]nostalgia, 2006-09-06 04:44 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]drakyndra, 2006-09-06 05:52 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]drakyndra, 2006-09-06 02:43 am UTC

[info]branwyn
2006-09-05 08:29 pm UTC (link)
What the hell, guys. WHAT THE HELL. I get off the Internet for 10 hours, and suddenly my fandom has exploded?

Oh well. On the bright side, this is my very first time being wanked, even by association! Yay!

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