GET OUT NOW!!
(Moved from otf_wank.)

I'm surprised there isn't more World of Warcraft wank here. I guess all that stays in their forums - in the cesspool.

Unfortunately the bit of wank I have for you here is incomplete. I had to leave for the evening, and when I'd come back it had been deleted. Despite this, I thought it was still worth sharing. I took screencaps of the entire second page - which was all I could get to with my back button - and that has most of it. I believe it only just got into the third page when it was removed.

ETA: This was actually in the Suggestions forum.

The first post basically went like this - the OP urged everyone to quit World of Warcraft while they could, before it became an addiction they couldn't get away from. She linked or quoted from some site that had said that 40% of WoW players are addicted. 40%!! (Am I in that 40%...?)

Apparently this offended one of the player mods. (I guess we can call them Greens? If Blizzard GMs are "Blue." They're the forum's version of a hall monitor, which is why he gets the green text and the animated ravasaur icon.) Anyway, most of it is them bickering back and forth with a few others thrown in.

Here's the second page of comments in its entirety. I apologize for not being able to offer you the first one.

part 1, part 2, part 3, part 4, part 5, part 6, part 7, part 8, part 9, part 10, part 11, part 12, part 13, part 14, part 15, part 16

WoW is a drug, people. A DRUG.