The Mother of All Wanks
In celebration of Jennifer Diane Reitz' new and extremely vile "project," I present to you: A Wank Retrospective.

See! an inexplicably venomous essay on how JDR got all frothy about a man wearing a "JesU.S." shirt get turned into various and sundry diatribes wherein furries decide that the US sucks because illegal Chinese immigrants prefer to stay in Canada, and also that said immigrants are lazy and steal.

See! JDR predict WITH ABSOLUTE CERTAINTY who will die in Harry Potter 5, and despite her conviction and the fapping of her fans, land nowhere near the truth.

See! JDR called a gift to all mankind on the basis of one poorly-executed animation. (No, JDR, drawing 7 frames in a day is NOT considered quick for animation.)

Hear! the sound of a thousand tiny violins playing as JDR reveals that doing Unicorn Jelly kept her from killing herself. (The truth, by the by, is somewhat different, but entirely wanky regardless.)

See! JDR and co. wax rhapsodic on the wonderful culinary possibilities presented by the mouthanus.

Watch! as JDR demands to know what lessons her legions have learned from her work.

See! JDR sob, sob, sob at the fact that she just CAN'T do light and fluffy stuff, and just HAS to do stuff that's all dark and complex and ph1l0s0ph1c4l.

See! the infamous post that spawned the equally infamous Where The Art Is, wherein the genius-level Creatrix reveals to us that frowny lines make a character look angry. Bonus wank: one of JDR's spouses posts to call attention to the piece and the brilliance of the Creatrix for having discerned the fact that frowny faces=angry.

See! the wank that ensues after the posting of the Worst Thing Ever.

And the coup de grace: a GIANT wank where underage kids bemoan the fact that they can't send money to JDR, flights of fantasy regarding frankly stupid UJ merchandising, and ending when a girl (kittical) ends up getting banned for daring to question the propriety of JDR putting up and whoring a beggy-button.

All this, and much, much more!

(Note: I have read all of UJ for its TWS/POE factor. It does not improve at all during the course of the strip; if anything, it devolves from tolerable to repulsive. It is without a single redeeming factor. No, not one. It's the single most hateful thing I have ever seen, and JDR is the most hateful human being to walk the Earth. I had no idea it was possible to absolutely loathe someone who didn't kill a bunch of people, but what do you know, it is.)

EDIT: http://www.marua.com/obscura/redoneUJ.gif
An old parody I did before I ever heard of F_W, but which fits in admirably if I do say so myself. (Cut and paste the link.) WAI WAI!

UPDATE: It begins.