Tuesday, February 15th, 2011

Misha Collins Trolls His Fandom. In Other News, Water is Wet and the Sky is Blue.

[info]duraniedrama
Misha Collins has a really hilarious Twitter feed with some 100,000+ followers. (He's also an actor on some TV show with a cool car or something as well.) While he will sometimes make an effort to use his powers for good there are other times when he uses them for the lulz.

This is one of those times.

I can't find the original tweet, but apparently Misha claimed that if that show with the cool car got on the cover of TV Guide, the network was planning to gift him with a live rhino and he promised to share it with his followers. The minions presumably massed on whatever online poll was involved and the TV Guide cover was won and the minions were instructed to send SASEs to obtain their fragment of rhino.

So we get this tweet:

Has anyone who sent in their plastic-lined envelope not yet received their rhino bit? I'm experimenting with something weird... Being fair.

Everybody who sent in an envelope before the arbitrary & unannounced cut-off date was sent a puzzle piece with writing on the back and somehow the minions had to contact others and put together the pieces to acquire an email address.

[EDIT: This is what people were sent. Thanks to [info]galletas for the image link.]

This was the email they got in response:

You do remember this is Misha Collins we're dealing with, right? )

[info]hils is very unhappy about this.

Someone asked Misha for clarification at the con yesterday and he said he hadn't really thought about the fact that he'd requested fewer items than there were team members but that he was sticking by the rule that anyone sending in a duplicate wouldn't count as being on the winning team. When asked what about the people who could only do something someone else has submitted his response was allegedly 'fuck them'.

So, naturally, the team members are now falling over themselves making sure they're the one to find whatever it is and not giving a shit about anyone else on the team. I've already had one girl jump in and submit the item I was supposed to be doing (giving me pretty much a 'fuck you' response when I called her on it). It's incredibly divisive and causing a lot of friction amongst people who were getting along just fine two days ago.

Sadly this just reeks of a social experiment to me. I'm just imagining Misha watching us all turning on each other and knowing that he made it happen with just a few words. It's just really disappointed me. I thought he was better than that.


Meanwhile on [info]spnanonhaven, the nonnymice are laughing their asses off.

It should be interesting indeed to see how this develops, since we're not even at the deadline yet. Given that the 18th of February isn't on Saturday until the year 2012, this may be going on for a while . . .

ETA: Link to the original rhino promise has been added. Hat tip to [info]omgpolarbear.
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How To Lose Friends And Alienate Twits

[info]themadscientist
from a mousey on wank_report:

OK, so there was an SPN convention in LA this weekend. During the Q&A session with Jesen Ackles and Jared Padalecki, Ackles made a joke about sleeping with a cast member. Padalecki clarified that Ackles mean himself. Silly boys, you should know better than to throw that sort of fanservice to your tinhats. Anyway, SPN boards and LJ has been abuzz about Ackles' "confession" ever since.

Enter poor Jim Beaver (Bobby on the show). He made the following tweet on his Twitter page:
Happy Valentine's Day. Prepped 4 it Sunday by seeing Jensen & Daneel being all kissy-face in the convention green room. Love is fun to watch

Awww, nice and sweet right? If you think so, you don't know SPN tinhats. That innocent tweet prompted the following exchange between Jim and someone who calls themselves "J2_Justdoit" (the following exchange was copied and pasted for the sake of expediency, but the exchange can be followed at @jumblejim and @J2_Justdoit if you're so inclined):

just do it
nice try covering for J2 being together! We all know that Jensen & Jared are making valentine's love to each other ;)

Jim
Maybe it's just in fun, but don't post that nonsense on my page.

Them's Fightin' Words! )

No word on when Misha Collins is making an appearance, but I believe it will be on a winged centaur, to the tune of Erasure and Copa Cabana.
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Thursday, November 25th, 2010

Rejeneration Vs. Spnanonhaven

[info]seca
While I await for being able to stuff myself on turkey I have come across a delightful little wank recipe thanks to the anonymice over at the [info]wank_report

You start off with a cryptic LJ entry on rejeneration's personal LJ asking why people are mean on the internet.

You then add anony wondering from spnanonhaven about said LJ entry. Don't worry about the BNF-secret cabals theories mixed in there, it just adds a little extra flavor.

Add ten PMs to people who visited rejeneration's journal without being anon saying, "Looks like you dropped by the journal earlier. Did you find what you were looking for?" Anons should be at least a bit disturbed and/or confused by this.

Then let it stir with the abuse of end notes in rejeneration's next LJ entry over a heated plate of 'talking about anon as if they are all male' with a dose of 'if you read her public post you are stalking her'.

Allow the anon to keep the wank warm. Then allow it to simmer.

As you let it simmer check for evidence of deleted comments in rejeneration's journal entries. While you may not find screen caps there is always copy and paste from tracked posts. When you can confirm the deletion of comments, as well as a side dish of accusations of drumming up page views of the second LJ entry for an LJ idol competition, your wank is ready to serve.

Before serving though you can add tasty little gems of rejeneration's past wanky behavior, which can be found in this old spnanonymous thread. Because nothing tops a wank better than a wanker comparing themselves to Jesus.

Enjoy and happy Turkey Day for those celebrating.
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Thursday, September 23rd, 2010

Pre-Supernatural Wank Party!!

[info]themadscientist
Tomorrow, the sixth season of Supernatural starts on the CW. The summer has certainly not been too quiet in the wank department but expect a mini-splooge tomorrow.

The kickoff?

Jensen Ackles admits in an online interview that he was "not happy" with Dean's direction.

To add to the fangirl's insanity, Jared proceeds to get a character-specific plot point wrong. Clearly, someone was not paying attention!

The comments in the article itself are what you'd expect, complete with Jared vs. Jensen, Sam vs. Dean, Castiel/Dean bromance vs Schweinski Sam/Dean epicness, and an occasional call to calm down and watch the damn season first which are regulary ignored.

The folks in the Dean thread at Television Without Pity are quick to jump into "They're just using us for ratings!" mode.

One of the resident Sam forums also gets in on the fun.

Livejournal is fairly silent right now, but the interview has not been posted to the main comms yet. Will be sure to edit when it does.

But the main punchline can be summed up by a post at the TWoP link:

Poster A: I know I am not going to be watching.
Recapper: You do realize we'll be holding you to this, don't you?
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Friday, August 20th, 2010

The LJ board will hear about this!

[info]loopywafflehead
Thank you to the anon on wank_report for this one (I’ve used much of your original wording in this post).

A while back, Linda92595 participated in a fic exchange at the SPN comm deancastiel and was very vocal in her dislike for the fic she received.

She was asked to consider locking the post but didn’t because a completely different community mocked one of her manips.
She was subsequently barred from participation in future exchanges and accused the comm mods of spamming her journal with bots.

She attempted to sign up for the current fic exchange, which led to a confrontation on her lj with one of the deancastiel mods (deleted, but screencapped).

And to round it all off, the Spnpermanon thread on the subject.
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Friday, July 9th, 2010

"People who call him blond creep me out."

[info]lady_ganesh
This is too funny not to share. Someone over at [info]spnpermanon calls Dean (played by Jensen Ackles) blond.

The anons explode!

Things get a little weird in places but mostly this is HAIR COLOR IS SERIOUS BUSINESS OMG.

My favorite comment:

This entire thread is an awesome object lesson for what debates are like in fandom:

"You're wrong, Dean is blonde!"
"No, you're wrong, Dean's a brunet!"
"I have my opinion, but I won't impose it on you."
"He's hot either way, so who gives a fuck?"

Rinse, repeat. Change the topic, and you have every fandom debate, ever. It's kind of fascinating; I feel like I should be taking notes.


ETA: Thanks, [info]wank_report mousey! You have improved my Friday.

EDIT: A mousey reports in with even more hair wank!
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Tuesday, June 1st, 2010

The Ware-Ackles Strikes Back: Daughter of the Ware

[info]stele3
A gentle palate cleanser, if you will. Retread of an old wank, but this little twist was too wtf to let it get buried in the many ETAs to that post.

Everybody remembers Stephanie Ware, right? Whackjob who goes around various Internet sites claiming in broken English that she is the true wife of Jensen Ackles of the tv show Supernatural, despite those ugly, filthy lies about Jensen marrying his co-star Danneel Harris?

Well, I'm sure that we'll all be happy to discover that now Jared Padalecki, Ackles' Supernatural co-star, has found his own true love, in Bianca Ware!

Stephanie Ware's daughter.

Bianca Ware-Padalecki says: Everybody get yourselves prepared to laugh at the fake impending wedding of Jensen Ackles (my real life stepfather) and Danneel Harris…

.....which. Makes her -- how old? Maybe Padalecki likes 'em (really) young?? Or Ackles likes 'em older. Me, I don't like 'em at all, not one bit.

Oh, she also claims that Supernatural is moving filming to Jacksonville, FL to be near their new Ware-wives. So I guess at least we have a location for the nexus of crazy.

Many thanks to [info]lissa_ann   for the headsup.
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Saturday, May 15th, 2010

Woman Hating and No Sense of Boundaries in SPN FANDOM? NO. WAY!

[info]ilya
Misha Collins is the kind of actor that you want to be involved in your fandom. He panders to the fans, admits to having sampled slash fic involving his character, Castiel, provides manlove fodder for all, has been involved in previous wank for bending Jared Padalecki over on stage while his secret gay lover, Jensen Ackles looked on in horror, and asking the two during a con panel if it was difficult for them to play brothers on screen when they were lovers in real life.

Misha is really good about interacting with the fans. Toying with them through his twitter account where he likes to post his awesome nude self portraits, and plan out his world domination plot with his minions. He's known to be eccentric, so when pictures of him in a wedding dress pop up online, fans aren't really all that surprised.

It's all good at first. People get a laugh over it, and it's a welcome distraction from the impending season 5 finale. Though there's some fuss over the OP's original post which included the comment "(smart woman) (not very pretty)" in regards to Misha's wife. Then it's pointed out that the pictures were taken during the vow renewal ceremony of Misha and his wife, and weren't exactly meant to be public. Someone had just stumbled onto the flickr account of one of Misha's friends.

Generally, there is great love for Vicki (the wife). She is a well respected sexuality historian, who had a fellowship with NASA, and wrote the book 'The Threesome Handbook: A Practical Guide to Sleeping With Three', based from her personal experiences in being involved in a polyamorous relationship with her husband...Misha.

But here comes the wank:
Only pretty people are allowed to be kinky!
These were never meant to be public and I can't help but feel we're seriously invading their privacy. :|
This belongs is the kind of shit to be expected on [info]spn_gossip.
OMG! People are twitting the photo links to Misha! which soon devolves into "Yeah she's not that attractive in these pics"

Note:  Sorry mods!  Deleted this the first time around because apparently if you use rich text editing, the links gets messed up.
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Saturday, December 19th, 2009

SPN Icon Wank

[info]sevendeadlyfun
So,[info]spacefragments has a Dean icon they wanna use. Well, according to this icon mouse, they don't love Sam enough to use that icon.

After all, you can only like ONE character on any show and [info]spacefragments is violating FANDOM LAW, by pretending otherwise.

Furthermore, the Icon Mouse is not only appalled by the hypocrisy of using an icon for a 'ship you may or may not support, they find it bratty and a bit offensive.


In defense, [info]vivalana offers to provide an Official Fandom Icon Operator's License. For a price.


There's also a whole secondary wank about mishaland and how offensive the comm is to wholesome, decent Wincest 'shippers and the epic love of J2.
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Wednesday, December 2nd, 2009

internet lawyers and exploding sanguinarians

[info]randomsome1
Once upon a time there was Kia, aka Angelica Caprice aka absintheminded aka kiastar67 aka AyahuascaDreams, a Wincest-shipping self-professed vegetarian vampire who feels she has been persecuted on the internets.

No, seriously.

Kia's problems with the internets started on buzznet.com, where some of her statements were brought into question. For example, there's the bit where she said the show Supernatural promotes factual interpretations of paganism and paranormal whatnot. (Her posts were deleted, but the bulk of them remain as quotes in other people's posts. Watch for kiastar67 or absintheminded.)

Also, she found herself the subject of mockery for discussing her vampiric and/or sanguinarian leanings. In a Question of the Day post about vampires, Kia took a question about the vampire bill of rights seriously:
    Yes, it is called the Black Veil! It was written a while back by a Sanguinarian from House Kheperu and COVICA . It is a code of Ethics for the Vampire/ Vampyre/ Sanguinarian community!
And, when prodded further, proceeded to claim that author Charlaine Harris is secretly promoting the sanguinarian agenda.
    Well, I'm SURE no one here knows exactly where she got it or her EXACT meaning or purpose.
And then, as if realizing she was burying herself, decided to bury buzznet readers. In text.
    WHAT? Hell NO! I learn from YOU GUYS daily! I know a little about nothing. Its just called being sick and stuck so reading too much(until I ruined my eyes) and being, like that Astor Roth(?) song about college says,"can't i just stay in college? That's what I did...professional student. Also a weird assed childhood. LOLAnyway...I know THIS because I have been a Sang before they came "out of the coffins and into the light" of the media and books. There are some Sanguinarians and Swans on Buzznet but I would never out them (don't worry guys) That is just "being discreet" which is part of the Black Veil. They will speak if they feel comfortable. People do NOT want to speak out because of certain books or stereotypes (remember what you guys said about OTHER stereotypes before laughing about this) Hell yes you can have sex without that. Blood play is a dangerous thing nowadays and donors (swans) are screened and taken care. In blood-letting or "feeding' they do say it is best to separate sex and that aspect. You can take life force through many ways (energy vampyres) and even those that think they can take only through blood can get it through sex Prana and Chakras (separate from the blood) It is VERY dangerous if people do not know what they are doing,the person and what they might have , how to take it without infection or hurting the donor. It is NOT something I would suggest! Sex (if you are an adult I will say because i am being official) is great for energy work as the energy from this is IMMENSE when done properly to TAKE Prana! If a Sanguinarian tells you they can turn into a bat, live forever, not go out in the sun(some don't do well in DIRECT sunlight) and things like that...run.They are nutters! Did that help?

And then gets into an argument over whether or not she said vampires were sanguinarians, or whether or not she knows psychic vampire sanguinarians, or . . . Yeah. It goes on for just about ever.


Things stayed quiet for a little bit. Then, on November 19th, tumblr user focahontas posted a screencap of some of Kia's crazy. This post got reblogged by a few users, then by newageamazon, who added "Fun fact, folks: nobody cares if you wank to Wincest. But if you habitually make yourself look like an idiot in a public forum? That’s when people start to care."

Doing so, of course, was like throwing rocks at the proverbial beehive.

Kia responded by getting a little passive-aggressive on her twitter. She performed brilliant tactical ass-covering by cutting out letters of the names of people she felt had wronged her, thus rendering her invisible to the eye of the internets. No one ever saw her snarking against those internet meanies, or expressing at length her thoughts on her oppression.

Wait, that's not how it worked at all. Seriously, someone get this woman a livejournal. (Extra points for Godwin's, "I'm not anti-gay, I have gay friends," use of "feminist" as an insult, and a random PERSECUTION macro.)

Buzznet user bznetgossipgrl tried to inject sanity into the cause; Kia responded by ejecting a rainbow-tone dissertation all over her myspace. Dissenters shall be obliterated! Though . . . if you scroll down far enough on her myspace, you'll learn how to curse people in the name of the Father, Son, & Holy Spirit--you know, like they did in the Old Testament. Or how to summon your very own sex demon.

Her long-winded attacks on high-profile buzznet members--a mod included--eventually resulted in her being banned from buzznet. So, feeling extra-persecuted, Kia fired off a cease & desist to Buzznet staff. This cease & desist. Word for word. ETA: Original twitter links are gone, but other people are talking about it: 1 2 3 4 5


Kia's talking about internet lawyers and lawsuits. Some buzznet users are talking about Kia's talking about internet lawyers and lawsuits. I get the feeling this one's gonna be like C.S., only with more sex demons and possibly a tasty, tasty Sam/Dean center.

ETA 2--Holy Geometry, now we're speaking Sanguinarian!: Kia takes on Landover Baptist--yes, those guys.
    Wow, people are very intolerant. Hey, that Ok, I will post the site on Buzznet and let people come and debate! I honestly doubt that any of you seriously know what a Sanguinarian is. Therefore, how can you speak on those people. Have you ever heard of the Yazidi people? I have a feeling 99.9% will say NO(even if they do worship angles) (...)
Also, her collegiate kid who's helping her start her hippietrancedojojuicebarclub was fourteen last year--but that's okay, she's a business-owning super-genius.
    You make fun of people that are in need of med's? My daughter has Iritis and is 14 with a 170 IQ.She speaks Fluent Japanese and already has opened a business. She is slightly asthmatic and is on Coricoid steriods for a time. For the Iritis she takes eye drops. Even ON these meds she is 10 fold ahead of where you will ever be.She has apathy and compassion and offered her blood when her friend was in an accident,even though she is in deep fear of needles due to painful test. She is half Native American(her father and i are half) and also speaks 2 basically dead languages ,along with Latin and Sanguinese. \
ETA 3--She Comes From a Land Down Under (the ocean): Kia's people are from Atlantis.

Also, she knows more about "angles"--and everything else--than you do. Even if those biased close-minded Judeocentric meanies on the Supernatural boards don't believe her.
    Well wait, first,these are olf Jewish "angles" and the kaball;ah is some serious S***. I have studied it for let's see, over 20 years ,and STILL have to keep many books to understand the higher issues ,KOS and HOW TO PRONOUNCE IT.
    (...)
    I have been dealing with magic, from vodoun, Palomayombe, Sanguinese (one you will NEVER see your entire life no matter what you do) Druidism, Paganism, most South American Animism and spirit believes,Enochian magic, Luciferianism,and so many many more since i was about 6. I own a magic gallery that sells items from antiquity some so rare we have found only one, many from dig sites, etc. Getting the picture? I grew up living with many different Indigenous peoples and learning culture and magic and it is sad when rubes like you have to put that down, can't understand.
And for the tasty Sam/Dean filling! You don't know Sam and Dean like she does, because of her cultural learnings. Wincest is okay because the Pharaohs did it, and because it's in the bible; and so, it's wrong for us to judge. I . . . I think I've been schooled, guys.

ETA 4--I'm on the internets, corruptin ur babeez: Either she's googling herself or has a myspace tracker; the f_wank post has been found. No matter her previous thoughts on being involved with internet drama, her response is as you might imagine: yet another endless twitter rant. Journalfen's users are losers and drama queens, and she knows her internet law. It looks like she's read my Strikethrough writeup and decided it means I'm a pedophile--and though she believes Wincest is all well and good, she feels her child is in danger from me. She also is pretty sure I'm Newageamazon. That's absurd. I'm [info]caito. And tomorrow she plans to take this post and "show us the truth." I wonder if she can do it in tie-dye. Alas, no dice. But like the creepy mouthbreather hell-bent on handing their hardcore RPS fic to their fannish idol, we shall watch and wait.
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Give Me Your Huddled Masses

[info]narcissam
Thanks to an anon on [info]wank_report for all the links.

SPN fans Legoline and benitle wrote a long post called Workshop: Faking It: Pretending You're A US Citizen When You're An Ocean Away. It covers immportant issues for SPN fic writers like how big the United States is, how the social security system works, and the need to spell colour as 'color'.

Oddly enough, the writers aren't Americans or native English speakers. They talk a lot about the US as if it had just one culture. They make several mistakes. And maybe they just went a little over the top at points:

High school/college-based shows like Glee or Freaks & Geeks will give you a first impression of how the educational system works and where you need to do some further reading. If you're into shows like Criminal Minds, CSI or various police shows you can get a feeling for law enforcement (which might come in handy if you're writing a fic from Henriksen's POV about chasing the Winchesters). If you're willing to invest the money, there are plenty of textbooks about Criminal Investigation that show and explain various techniques of interrogation etc. to students of criminal science. These books are usually very expensive, but it's worth keeping an eye on Amazon marketplace or eBay - sometimes they pop up there for a few Dollars or Euros.
Initial response was positive, until someone asks if the OPs are just talking about dialogue, or are they saying the narrative should sound American too. 'Because the latter would be incredibly offensive.'

benitle responds that it's the writer's call, but they're just trying to help fic writers hide their non-American-ness. And kaboom, wank explosion!

Highlights under the cut )
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Saturday, September 19th, 2009

Supernatural Fandom: THE AWFUL TRUTH...Is You're Deluding Yourself

[info]_goblin_
Thanks to a mousie on wank_report for this tip!

Even though they might be the same asshat!mousie who has linked the wankers to the wank_report already. This has happened before, so I suspect we have a repeat-offender moron!mouse on the loose.

(Update: reporter!mousie says no; the fink ain't hir. Many apologies to our intrepid reporter!mouse for the libel.)


Also, before we start, I humbly dedicate the following post to the presumably-different and very amusing outraged!mousie who continues to snipe in any and all posts on wank_report that feature [info]spn_gossip. Everyone loves a bonus wank!

This wank involves a nice long thread on [info]spn_gossip, but before we can get to that, you're going to need some definitions and facts:

Danneel Harris has short fingernails and is therefore lesbian. )

I love Supernatural. One of these days, I'm going to have to actually sit down and watch the show.
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Tuesday, June 2nd, 2009

The PR devils are at it again!

[info]esorlehcar
Lifted in part from the anonymice at wank_report, with some added batshittery gleaned from links around my flist:

Have you missed the intense batshittery of the domlijah tinhats? SPN is stepping up to fill the void! )
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Thursday, May 21st, 2009

"How DARE you suggest her J2 fic is anything LESS than a masterpiece?"

[info]snacky
Just a little wank over how MEAN it is to give unsolicited (for, um, a certain definition of "unsolicited"), anonymous concrit.

Welcome, friends, to
THE ANONYMOUS WRITING FEEDBACK MEME


It's one of those memes where people post their names and other people comment anonymously, in this case, telling what they think of their writing.

Let's look at the rules, shall we?

1. If you’re a writer, comment to this post with your username.
2. Commenters, no drama please. Play like adults. And writers, be prepared for any comment.
3. Pimp the meme out by posting the above code into your journal.
4. Be honest.


(emphasis mine!)

So, we're clear on how this works, right? Writers put their names in themselves, voluntarily. They should expect any kind of feedback, and it will be honest. And as long as there is no drama, any kind of comment is allowed.

Unfortunately, not everyone is prepared for anonymous comments or honesty... )
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Tuesday, April 28th, 2009

Supernatural Fandom: daring to choose insanity as a way of life.

[info]white_serpent
Part the first: A T-shirt is auctioned at a convention, with Jared [actor playing Sam] wearing the shirt during the auction. Misha Collins [Castiel] bends Jared over to sign it. Jensen [Dean] turns away and buries his face in his palm. The audience roars its approval. Watch the video. (The lazy can skip to the 2 minute mark.)

The question: Is this (a) funny or (b) abusive toward poor Jared?

Oh, come on. Like it was ever going to be option (a).

Part the second: But, wait! We're overlooking another traumatized party in this debacle: Can't you just feel Jensen's deep and agonizing pain? Maybe [info]keepaofthecheez can't, but [info]susannaheanes can! (For reference, see also Dean will never be a misogynist because I like him and Jensen's freckles: like melted drops of caramel.)

She goes on to express her personal outrage. Nothing captures the context of the original event better than a closeup still of Jensen with his face in his hands. How could anyone dare to laugh at this portrait of a man in soul-searing pain? (The link is to one of [info]esorlehcar's screencaps, as [info]susannaheanes later locked her post. [info]esorlehcar has preserved some choice quotes and several more screencaps.)

AND SPEAKING OF WHICH...

Part the third: Persecution! Is there anyone on earth crueller than [info]esorlehcar? How dare she mock a post that was made in [info]susannaheanes own journal? My God, she must have had multiple tabs open to be able to cap the unlocked version of that post-- or have taken screencaps when she first saw it. Clearly, she's the overinvested one here.

If only [info]fandom_wank would identify and mock the true wankers in Supernatural fandom, and stop picking on poor [info]susannaheanes.

I've got to start checking [info]wank_report more frequently.
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Friday, April 3rd, 2009

Slash fans? That's sick! TPTB says so.

[info]ryuutchi
I come bearing fresh Supernatural wank, because I'm sure none of you are tired of it by now.

A little background: The most recent episode, entitled "The Monster at the End of This Book", was pretty much "A Very Meta Supernatural". It involved Spoilers, and lots of juicy crazy follow herein )

Wherein some fans hate the show like they've never hated a show before )
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Tuesday, March 31st, 2009

Fannish entitlement, yay!

[info]snacky
Somedays, I swear I am only in this fandom because the wank is so damn fine.

Jensen Ackles' girlfriend nauseates, cockblocks, enrages, and harshes the squee of fangirls so much, one "jokingly" asks security to remove her from a con.

These people are not just deeply stupid, they're terminally stupid.
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Tuesday, November 11th, 2008

"We can't help being batshit! Jensen Ackles made us that way!"

[info]snacky
Is there a crisis going on in the SPN fandom? Could it be possible that Jensen Ackles really doesn't matter? I am no longer a die-hard fan of Jensen Ackles. In fact, I really don't like him much anymore.

But wait! No! This must be an error! Because: "Why Jensen Ackles Matters"

There's a truckload of mind-boggling awesome tl;dr there, so let me give you the highlights: )

Sophie Briand and Susannah Eanes - evidently these two wacky kids professional, intelligent, educated, hotass women are one and the same.

BONUS WANK: J2 fans have moved into true tinhat territory: Yes, it's time for the clothing shoutouts!

How very 2002. Domlijah called, they want their schtick back.

ETA: The author has shown up in esorlehcar's journal, claiming it was all fiction, although her friends seem a little appalled and hurt. However, capslock means it was all a joke, evidently!

If it's fiction, does that mean she and her friends aren't intelligent and hot?

ETA 2:

1) [info]susannaheanes has deleted her LJ AND the essay! But it was just FICSHUN! AND FOR THE LOLZ! Alas.

2) Evidently there is nothing more wrong than finding something funny. Only the author and her friends can do that!

3) Evidently me posting this wank is a violation of FW policy! After not explaining how this is to me, she made a very brave post, in which she stood up for her beliefs and completely fail to understand a word Sep said. Now all her friends who are FW members are going to quit or protest or something, I guess. Strangely, these same people who are so concerned with the FW policy, including [info]susannaheanes, do not realize that trolling [info]esorlehcar's journal is a violation of the FW's rules.

I'm sorry, I no longer believe in their intelligence, or hotness. D:
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Monday, September 29th, 2008

Acknowledge my C+P skillz!

[info]loopywafflehead
Thank you to the good people at wank_report for this small but delightful Supernatural wank.

[info]agt_spooky posts the ratings for last week’s Supernatural episode to the supernatural_tv community, telling everyone to “feel free to repost this information, but if you do, please credit me, as it takes me awhile [sic] each week to compile all of this. Thank you!”.

[info]saerie mocks the idea that the reposting of ratings should be credited. [info]agt_spooky immediately overreacts and flounces, and the lone voice of reason is drowned out by a sea of people telling her not to be mean.

I don't think you get something. She's not "sharing", she's making. She doesn't copy paste these numbers from somewhere.

It turns out that copying-and-pasting is exactly what she does, as the numbers are directly taken from this forum. The flounce continues in agt_spooky’s lj, along with a promise to never ‘compile’ ratings for anyone ever again. One respondent politely asks what exactly it is that she compiles. The answer: “I go to Marc's site to get the preliminary numbers for every show then check back to get the finals as well. Does that not count as compiling?”

It doesn’t, but that’s okay because [info]saerie has clearly learned the error of her ways. With the dissenters browbeaten into submission and everyone believing that copying and compiling are the same thing, the internet was once again a really nice place to be.

ETA: [info]agt_spooky claims she had to turn off anon commenting in her lj due to people dropping by and calling her a bitch. Did anyone see any of these anon flames? [Answer: yes.]

ETA 2 (a relevant one this time!) [info]agt_spooky's problems with the concept of ownership extend to selling pirated DVD's for a profit.
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Wednesday, September 17th, 2008

CWRPS Tinhats v. Miss Special Snowflake 2008 (and sock!)

[info]rockette_j
Have you ever said, "If I see that meme one more time, someone's gonna get hurt?"

It turns out that at least one person has been saying that about a Supernatural meme that's been showing up ad nauseum on padacklesrps on LJ. Peace, love, and off-topic wank )
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