OP: Haven't you ever noticed how a lot of girls read Death Note only for TEH HAWT bishounen?

A lot of girls: No.

OP: No, wait. By "alot", I meant "a few".

230+ posts and counting.

ETA: We've achieved Godwin! And now the OP is starting to freeze threads! Can BAH-LEETION be far behind? If anyone wants to start screencapping, I've got webspace to host.

ETA 2: The OP has left a "I wasn't insulting at all except to the girls I was referring to in my original post nyah nyah so there" message, with replies frozen so he doesn't have to listen to rebuttals. ( Saved here in case of BAHLEETION )

ETA 3: And potentially deleting comments! (I'm not entirely sure the OP did it and not the commentor. I got confirmation from the commentor - it was the OP.)

ETA 4: BAH-LEETION! And the Wankgard Serpent bites its own tail.

Reporting in from the Devil May Cry fandom.

Just when I was proud to say that I hadn't seen too many wanks from my fandom, something has to come up and prove me wrong.

It's a charming, bite-sized wank that starts with Soan posting a meme from their journal in a Devil May Cry community on LJ.

Emily_jayden comments on it in a rather fangirly manner. Itzcolihqui takes issue with the typing style of the comment (even when they themselves seem to have a broken shift key). Hilarity ensues.

(As well as a cheap excuse to use this icon.)

ETA: Itcolihqui posts in rabidfanssuck to bitch about the issue.

Son of ETA: Entry in rabidfanssuck is bahleeted, but crysiana has a screenshot in the comments here.

Do you remember the BIG splooge explosion after Akito's biggest secret was revealed in manga chapter 97?

Well, it gets worse...

( And it's all because the mangaka shapes her characters just like she wants. How dare she!!! )

Can we say, "in denial", boys and girls?

EDIT: Placed some lj-cuts here and there. Sorry, forgot some people still don't know... :P

One BIG ass spoiler about one of the main Furuba characters has been revealed in the manga...

And what's the deal?

Watch as the heads of rabid fangirls everywhere explode one by one!!!

And it's not over!

The people in the Furuba comm in LJ aren't thrilled either!

I do admit one of the theories formaulated in the LJ com makes some sense. But until THE truth is out there...

* suits up, sits on top of the Everest and grins as she sees how the splooge starts to take over the world *

Ardent Valkyrie posts a rant about how anime lacks strong female characters. Cue the debates!

It all seems all right so far. I even throw in my own opinions.

Then, it turns into a slowly growing battle of Right And Wrong. At least that's how it looks to me. :P

Oh, and here's a bit of self-contradiction.

Plus, now that I think about it, the OP's rant seems more than a little off-topic for rabidfanssuck. :P

Yes, Virigina, there *are* people who like the girls from Weiß Kreuz! As this tiny li'l wanklet proves (Hey, wait! I thought my SN over here already did *most* of the proving of that!)...

For those of you who weren't aware, or were maintaining blissful ignorance, Weiß Kreuz is a show about four hot guys who run a flower shop by day and kill people by night. Of course, being four hot guys, with four hot enemies, they draw lots of yaoi attention. Some people, however, who vaguely call themselves Het-shippers, like het pairings for these four hot guys. Not all the time, and not exclusively, but they like het. OKAY!?! Good.

Het-shippers don't like their pet girls getting bashed. Witness!

Someone, with a pretty bland sense of humor, writes a Sakura-Bashing fic. By Gundam Wing or Slayers standards, this is sub-par, at best. However, this asshat manged to get the attention of the tiny, close-knit band of passing Het-shippers! Watch as the flames go higher and higher! She gets a few generic pats on the back before they ride in, the clip-clop of hooves overheard in the distance as two of the four Tohru of the Apocalypse, Crystal Dawn and GangstaVidel make their appearances to smack her down. Just like Star_of_Heaven said she (Crystal Dawn) would.

And the author, quite predictably actually, invokes the now infamous "If you don't like it, DON'T READ/LOOK AT/ACKNOWLEDGE IT!" line. (Actually, I think she did - I couldn't wade through her spelling in the reply review too well...) Well, I suppose it would've been smart for the author to do that before she started writing bashing fics, right? And badly spelled reply reviews...

Oh, and... CD would like you all to know that she would like to have first dibs on getting a new corollary to Godwin's Law named after her: "Anyone found to be using "If you don't like it, DON'T READ/LOOK IT!" as a defense to bad fanfiction, screaming kids, or anything else, is hereby declared to be the de facto loser of the argument."

And the Het-shippers would like you to know that they can wank it with the best of 'em.

Go-Gaia.com is utterly wankariffic. I found yet another one in the anime/manga discussion board.

Why are all anime girls slutty?"

I don't see ion one in it, as far as I have gone, but they have:
1) discussed the definitions of 'whorey', 'skanky', and 'slutty'.
2) Have had one person called slutty from her chibi person avatar thing wearing skimpy clothes.

And that's only within the first... six or so posts. The one to watch is Shadow Stalker, the starter of the topic. He evidently has a vendetta against seifuku, the Sailor type school uniforms that are often used for school girls in anime.

theres a differance between enjoying sex with someone youve been with for a while and flaunting your body for all to see....neither guys or girls should do it....

Heh. Oh, did I mention this one is fourteen pages of wank that is still going strong? I don't think there are ANY mods on that board...

"I don't know about any of you guys, but I don't really like femslash. It just doesn't have the appeal that maleslash has. I mean, wouldn't you rather read a good Draco/Harry snog than a Hermione/Pansy or something like that. I have nothing against femslash, but do you think maleslash is better because of whatever reasons you have, or do you like femslash because of your own reasons."

Oh Fiction Alley...someday, all your writers will reach puberty and discover their queerness...

(kannaophelia posted this on the LJ incarnation of FW, but, yes, it's still going strong!)