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Wednesday March 13 [ Yesterday's winners: Victoria Bitter/Jordan Wood/Andy Blake/thanfiction, Domlijah tinhats, Snapewives on an Astral Plane, and Lexicongate. I have to say, the triumph of the Domlijah tinhats warms the cockles of my black, shriveled heart, and I was worried for them there for a while! Okay, today's the start of the second round. The matches get tougher from here on in. Are you ready? Poll #595 Open to: All, results viewable to: All You choose: You choose: You choose:
View Answers Anne Rice (interrogating the text from the wrong perspective) My ponies hate you now. You choose:
View Answers Strikethrough 2: Electric Boogaloo (Aja yells "Fire!") Crystalwank Ready? VOTE. ETA: As of 3/14/13, 9:25 am EST, this poll is closed. If you vote after that time, it will not be counted and will not change the winners of this round.
(50 wanks | kerfluffle!)
Tuesday March 12 [ Yesterday's winners: Chancery Stone, Perhaps I have a special anus?, Laptopgate, and Msscribe. I think if our voting patterns show us anything, it's that we really love catchphrases, and we really can't stop obsessing about Chancery Stone. :D Today is the last of the first round contestants! Links to all can be found here if you need to brush up. Vote early and often. I mean. Just early. Poll #594 Open to: All, results viewable to: All You choose:
View Answers Victoria Bitter/Jordan Wood/Andy Blake/thanfiction Hellfire and Jira and incest and racism You choose: You choose: You choose: Ready? VOTE. ETA: If there is even a hint of trans*-related fail in the comments, there will be bannings, and I will disqualify that match. ETA 2: As of 3/13/13, 9:35 a.m. EST, this poll is closed. If you vote after this time, it will not count/change any of the winners.
(122 wanks | kerfluffle!)
Monday March 11 [ Yesterday's winners: Anne Rice (interrogating the text from the wrong perspective), My ponies hate you now, Strikethrough 2: Electric Boogaloo (in which Aja yells "Fire!"), and Crystalwank. Time for the next round! Links to all the contestants can be found here for your reading pleasure. Poll #593 Open to: All, results viewable to: All You choose: You choose: You choose: You choose: Ready? VOTE. ETA: This poll is closed as of 3/12/13, 9:50 a.m. EST. If you vote after that, it will not count.
(55 wanks | kerfluffle!)
Sunday March 10 [ Short version: Some bronies try to run a My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic fan convention in Las Vegas. They do an extremely bad job of it. Guests aren’t paid; people are left out of pocket, kicked out of hotels and left stranded; and cheques have bounced, including one to voice actor Tara Strong. And they pissed off John de Lancie. Of course, it’s totally not their fault and they want fans to bail them out by giving them money for some as yet unspecified amount. Plus they totally witnessed an agent of one of the actors taking money from the con cashbox! More than once! Really! Oh, and they made up this fake money, told vendors they’d be paid with it during the convention and would be able to exchange it for real money at the end. And so much more. Many thanks to Amatyultare on lj for providing links and updates on wank_report. I’ve made some minor adjustments but otherwise pretty much used all your wording in this post. Detailed version under the cut. ( Las Pegasus Unicon ) In conclusion, lol bronies. ETA: Fixed a link and typo. Another vendor has come forward with their experience and
(162 wanks | kerfluffle!)
[ Congratulations to Bartending in the dark, His wife? A horse, Dumbledore is gay, and God's Magical Pubic Hairs - they all move forward to the next round. No real surprises there, except for God's Magical Pubic Hairs - I wasn't sure that could beat Usagi Kou, but it triumphed in the end. Are you ready for the next round? Links to the wanks are found here, if you need a refresher. Poll #592 Open to: All, results viewable to: All You choose: You choose: You choose:
View Answers Strikethrough 2: Electric Boogaloo (in which Aja yells "Fire!") Inner Circle Wank (in which Aja is the twattiest twat in twatsville) You choose: Ready? VOTE. ETA: Polls are closed as of 3/11/13, 9:15 a.m. EST. You can vote after that, but it won't count.
(66 wanks | kerfluffle!)
Saturday March 9 [ Hello, fandom_wank! Are you ready to vote? Here's how this will go: I will post a new round every day. You have until the next day's post to vote in that round. Then we move on to next round, with all the first round winners, the quarterfinals, the semi-finals, and the final round on Sunday, March 17th. Refer to this post for links to all the contestants. Poll #591 Open to: All, results viewable to: All You choose: You choose: You choose: You choose: Ready? VOTE. ETA: Interestingly, there is no option to close a poll on JF (unlike on LJ). As of 3/10/13, 10:30 a.m. EST, this poll is closed. I can't stop you if you vote after that, but no votes will be counted after that point.
(47 wanks | kerfluffle!)
Thursday March 7 [ Hello, wankas! To celebrate our tenth anniversary on JF, we will be having a deathmatch of the biggest wankers/wanks we've seen in our ten years here (if you are familiar with the deathmatches I host on Livejournal, this will be done in a similar fashion). Starting on Saturday, March 9, we will begin posting polls, and you can vote for one contestant in each match. By March 17th (actual anniversary date) we will have worked our way down to the two biggest vote-getters, and you will vote for the winner in a final poll. The contestants are both wank all-stars (people), and some of biggest/most popular wanks. Thanks for all your suggestions in the last post! Here's the list: ( The contestants! ) So read up on all those and review, and we'll see you on Saturday when the voting begins!
(80 wanks | kerfluffle!)
Friday March 1 [ This is a wank that is going to require some backstory, but please trust me, it's worth it. ( Background: Welcome to EVE online ) Now, meet Night Beagle. ( 'Vote for yourself, choose direct democracy and Night Beagle!' ) But let's cut straight to the punchline. It's OK guys, he's not really the least qualified CSM candidate in the history of the game! It was just a social experiment for a research project! Two Step gives the best possible response: Jokes on you though, because all of my responses were for a PHD thesis I am writing about terrible political candidates in virtual worlds. And then, to put icing on the whole thing, the entire Night Beagle debacle has annoyed the rest of the Wormhole community so much that they hunt down his corporation in their home system and destroy them. While it was too late to prevent his candidacy, it seems to have made everyone feel a little better about the whole thing.
(28 wanks | kerfluffle!)
Thursday February 28 [ Hello, fandom_wank! I have two things to announce, are you ready? First: The wiki is down. Yes, it has been down for a while. We are aware of this and working to return it. I have no estimated time on its return, unfortunately, but please know that we are aware and hoping to have it restored soon. Second: This March marks our ten year anniversary here on Journalfen. Perhaps you would like to give me a list of your favorite wanks in the comments? NO, NO, NOT FOR ANY SPECIFIC REASON. >.> Thank you for your time! ETA: Your favorite wanks can be from ANY of these(not just FW): otf_wank clairvoyantwank i_wank dl_anon wankitywank hp_cornfield fw_debate wank_report fandom_lounge fandom_rant fwgreatesthits Yes, some of these are not technically wank comms, but wank has happened there, so feel free to include it!
(179 wanks | kerfluffle!)
Sunday February 24 [ Taken from a kind anon, with some small changes made. Ice, an author of some regard in the Avengers fandom, is no stranger to wank. A few months ago, she attached a long author's note to one of her fics that, simplified, requested readers not leave kudos (still needs caps): "You know what? I am currently in too much fucking pain and under too much fucking stress to give a flying fuck about social conduct. I had one simple wish — no kudos. I keep on asking that on every fic and every fucking time on every fucking one of them, there's a person who just... what? Can’t help themselves? Well done. Thanks for reminding me, over and over again, that I must, indeed, not post my stuff and hope for a simple fucking courtesy to respect my fucking wishes." Fail_Fandomanon and Tumblr got ahold of the story and promptly spammed it with kudos. Since then, her fics have continued to be subject of kudosing and - in her mind- low comment counts when compared to the rest of the fandom. Thus, she decides to leave the ficdoms in a blaze of glory. By writing a longform analogy comparing writing fanfic to running a restaurant. (Original link BALEETED, caps HERE.) This immediately lands on Avengersanon, Fail_Fandomanon and Tumblr, and subsequently her comment pages fill up with snark. (All deleted: page 1, page 2, page 3, and page 4, with bonus fic.). There's even podfic! After trying to orphan the piece (since deleted), Ice deleted all of her Avengers fanfic, leaving her table AO3 account empty of Avengers content. For a bonus treat, be sure to read this gem from the wank report, in which a disgruntled ex-ficwriting mousie pops up to sympathize with Ice and humblebrag about her important profic writing career, eventually declaiming all feedback-denying fanfic readers and non-pro fanfic authors as a "whiny ass bunch of freeloaders" and "doormats," respectively, who may or may not be in an abusive relationship.
(162 wanks | kerfluffle!)
Thursday February 21 [ Wank and write up taken from the little mousey over at Tumblr user and Teen Wolf fan Heyysourwolf posts the air date for TW's third season. Unsurprisingly, she tags the post #s3 spoilers and--follow me closely, here--#teen wolf. Sherlock fen, for no discernable reason whatever, assume that the post is regarding the air date for S3 of their show. Because no other show on TV anywhere is entering its third season, apparently. Or something. Once they figure out that the post was not, in fact, about the return of the BBC series, Sherlock fen lose their shit. Completely. Sherlock fandom wants an apology RIGHT NOW, Heyysourwolf. A FORMAL apology. And we're going to berate you with misogynistic slurs and rant about how this is all your fault and how egregious it is that you should make yourself out to be the injured party and, above all, how immature you are, until we get it. After all: "SOME OF US ARE EMOTIONALLY UNSTABLE DO YOU EVEN FUCKING THINK BEFORE YOU POST? GOD I HOPE YOU GET PUNCHED IN THE TITS."* * Probability that that particular entry is just somebody awesome trolling the shit out of the other anons with sarcasm: moderately high EDIT: Aja has written an article about the wank for The Daily Dot.
(258 wanks | kerfluffle!)
Monday February 11 [ I haven't posted here in years. Well, until I finally found something definitely worth preserving over here. This wank is reported in two parts, primarily because the wank itself is spread over two sizeable threads on the same forum. Today's new flavour of wank comes to us courtesy of the SpaceBattles forum. The site originated as hosting for several fanmade 3D movies. From there, the site added a forum, becoming a place for science fiction fans to come talk about their favorite shows. Today, the site enjoys a userbase of almost 75,000 members, with subforums dedicated to roleplaying, fanart, and arguing over whether Superman could beat Goku, or the Enterprise-D could fight a Star Destroyer. None of those, however, are what concerns us, today. Spacebattles also possesses a creative writing subforum. In practice, this is mostly filled with fanfiction of varying levels of quality, plus another subforum dedicated to recommendation and handing out plot bunnies. For the most part, the content there consists of various flavours of gun porn, power-gaming, and a phenomenon known as "Humanity Fuck Yeah", in which plucky humanity triumphs over a variety of alien invaders out to enslave/destroy us. (Popular candidates for this role include the Minbari of Babylon 5 and the Twelve Colonies of Kobol, after two very popular an influential fanfics first posted on that board.) All this is background to the events recorded in this post. Forums user Lord Charon makes a post in a plot bunny thread for Harry Potter fanfics describing an idea he just can't let go off: When Hagrid goes to get Harry, he introduces him to a girl on a leash, whom Hagrid calls 'Ermione, and says is going to be Harry's guide and servant due to having been raised in the muggle world, but also having lived a few years in the wizarding world. When Harry sees (or perhaps touches) the crest on her collar, he gets a feeling similar to the one he gets when he first holds his wand, and when he asks about the collar and leash, Hagrid explains that the leash is just to show who's responsible for her, while the collar keeps her under control, and connects her to her Master (Harry). Hagrid looks on her fondly, like one of his 'interesting creatures' (well, she's probably less dangerous than a dragon, at least), but reluctantly admits that she killed three people, even if it wasn't her fault. Responses range from stunned incomprehension to, "This is just wrong." Some time later, a mod arrives to berate Lord Charon and ban him for the contents of his post. Lord Charon's post, however, is left intact. Shit immediately begins to fly: "The ruling was shit. Sure it was dark. Very dark in fact. But not worthy of an insta ban. I could somewhat understand a temp band but this.... This is just a mod going on a power trip to lord his own values over others using the vague rules of the site." "I'm not even sure it's worth a temp-ban. It could have gone very inappropriate places, but merely discussing potential 'slavery' in a setting that actually has it (House Elves) even if it is vaguely sanatized." Among the voices loud in their disapproval of the mod action is arthurh3535, who is equally loud in denouncingt he perceived arbitrariness of the mod action: So, basically, it maybe/sorta alludes to something so isn't worth deleting, but bring down the ban-hammer so that everyone know that you ban even thinking of writing something uncomfortable because 'girl slavery' automatically equates squicky sex-slavery. Despite (or perhaps because of) a mod stepping in to clarify the administration's position, other posters continue to echo arthurh3535's paranoia of mod oppression: "What I dislike about this recent slavery issue is that it de facto cuts off a huge avenue to establish why a person / race / polity / religion / custom / nation deserves to get it's shit stomped in unless I take an alrready well established example which exihibits the feature I need in my antagonist(...)Now let us take an reader who has never heard of Draka and is now wondering: "Who are these Draka guys and why is everyone else in thread cheering that they're about to be invaded by walking sharktopus ?". So when he asks the thread, what answer should he get, according to how I interpret this recent application of moderator interpretation of the relevant rules ? (Note: The Draka mentioned above are a villainous race of Mary Sues from a pulp book series by S.M. Stirling. The series describes the slow conquest and enslavement of humanity by this race of genetic supermen, with the exception of a small remnant that flees for outer space. Understandably, they make somewhat popular villains for crossover fanfiction on Spacebattles.) Surprisingly, despite comments from various posters explaining exactly what the problem is, arthurh3535 recalcitrantly fails to understand the reasoning behind the original mod action. In desperation, forums user Harry Leferts posts snippets from a particularly dark fic he wrote, pointing out that he never sustained any mod action from these posts, only for arthrh3535 to sneer: "If the Mod had decided that it was too much for that moment, you'd be banned because he felt it was 'too much' even if it was not a deep or disturbing imagery per se.(...)Tomorrow he might decide that your story is too far and ban you, because you should be an amazing mind reader with precognitive powers to know that he can just decide something like that so arbitrarily. Finally, not one but two mods step in to declare an end to the discussion: "...if you are writing up a story(or even a story idea) which has an underage child being a "slave", and you don't think to yourself "wow this could go horribly in the wrong direction, maybe I should make it absolutely clear of what this is, and more importantly, what this isn't", because finishing it off with "'Servant' might or might not mean 'slave', it's up to the writer." tells me the poster didn't care. And that is not going to fly. "The key issue is that we have found we can't trust this sub forums judgement at all. This effectively ends the argument in this thread. Discussion moves on to more pleasant topics. The wank however, has not died. Elsewhere in the forum, it is brewing. That discussion, the fallout from the whole affair, will be discussed in my next post.
(97 wanks | kerfluffle!)
Thursday January 31 [ Remember that Misha Collins Youtube video I told you about? Obviously filmed last summer, it briefly shows the exterior of the Vancouver-area building in which the Collins family is temporarily living. A fan used the landmarks shown in the video to locate the Collins's address, and proceeds to tape the URLs of fan Tumblrs to trees around the building. Misha fans totally flip their shit and try to arrange for Vancouver-based fans to remove any signs before anyone sees them. Meanwhile, a new tumblr pops up defending the actions of the rogue URL-taper because Misha Collins has killed thousands of hypothetical people. Also, one time Misha cut down a dead tree and replanted it in a traffic island with a sarcastic Latin plaque on it which shows more disrespect for trees than taping paper to them. Interestingly, as briefly mentioned in some of the above posts, there is a fan project to hand-write dozens (or hundreds) of fan's tumblr URLs in a book and give it to MC at a fan conference. What he's supposed to do with them is unclear, especially considering that tumblr users often change their URLs, and that Misha doesn't understand what Tumblr is. Then again, neither do I, and I've been using the site for two years.
(67 wanks | kerfluffle!)
Friday January 25 [ Many thanks to the anon on wank_report for this small but delightful treat. I've used much of your wording in this post. Sherlock, Merlin and Downton Abbey all go up for the National Television Awards. Downton Abbey wins. The Sherlock fandom on Tumblr goes batshit. To 'get back' at Downton Abbey for winning, some people decide to start a mass campaign for Sherlock fans to spam the Downton Abbey hashtag, thereby pissing off the Downton fans. Except for one problem... They incorrectly spell Downton as 'Downtown' and instead spam the mispelled hashtag of "Downtown Abbey", a hashtag no one cares about or tracks. It seems to be mostly over but here is a selection of links: ( Angry fans ) ( Amused responses )
(85 wanks | kerfluffle!)
Saturday January 19 [ An anon at "stereotype's there for a reason, though- they're highly active working dogs that need to be kept constantly engaged, a LOT of people who have them think they're cute and don't realize that, leading to destructive, unruly and often 'wicked' behaviour" "and this absolves media of always sticking to the stereotypes why, the black character is from the hood yet again? but, stereotypes are there for a reason!" "What is this, We Can't Read Day? It's not about anger, it's about how damn predictable it is to pick out the troublemaker in a sled dog movie before he even does anything. Right up there I indicate that I'd appreciate being surprised about it for once." "OP here: The secret says 'Huskies who look like this', not 'huskies'. It's about the facial markings, not the breed. If I'd used an adult with that bandit mask it might have been easier to spot. Who could be mad and little puppy wuppy, even if he does have The Face." Of course, then we have: What I'm getting from this thread is that apparently most people can't tell dogs' faces apart. Media huskies really do look all alike to you? German Shepherds? Bulldogs? You scare me, internet. Too much time looking at cats. YOU CAN TAKE OUR FREEDOM BUT YOU WILL NEVER TAKE OUR CAT PICTURES! Oh, also, an example of a dog racism bumper sticker. And, finally, we have: SOSHUL EXPERIMENT! But wait! Is there room for one more bombshell reveal? WHY YES, I BELIEVE THERE IS! "Read through about half of this thread, and couldn't take it anymore. It's amazing how hyped up people are about a fairly inoffensive thing. I'm ashamed of myself for getting so hyped. I tried to walk away and focus my energies on something important, but I could not resist. DAMN YOU INTERNET. People only mentioned two movies, Eight Below and Snow dogs. The masked dogs in those movies has the same canine actor in both films. Did any of you ever stop to think that masked dog in both those movies is the same actor and is used for those roles because. A) He has a really distinctive face and is easy for the audience to recognize or B) He is a really well-trained dog. So he can preform the difficult tricks needed for the rebel/troublemaker role." OH SNAP! Bonus non-wanky lulz: "Well, I completely missed the meaning of this secret. I thought it was related to shapeshifter AUs in fanfiction, with a specific type of character always being portrayed as that type of dog. Carry on." Also, concentrating on the IMPORTANT things! "That puppy is so adorable and such pretty eyes!" THE GODS OF WANK DEMAND PUPPY GIFS >|
(87 wanks | kerfluffle!)
Wednesday January 16 [ A fierce and long-time battle has raged between the Wincest (Sam/Dean) and Destiel (Dean/Castiel) shippers in the Supernatural fandom. What's that? Ships that don't involve Dean? Ha, ha! Of course, Wincest fans have to constantly put up with harrassment because the guys are brothers so they get a lot of "Ew, that's sick!" and "Do you want to have sex with your brother?!" But mostly the wank comes from Wincest fans who are dedicated Castiel/Misha Collins haters, and Destiel fans who are Sam/Jared Padalecki haters, and despite these being a decided minority there being many prominent except to these stereotypes, each side continues to paint the other with the same brush. Lately some shippers decided that it would be appropriate to bring an actor's two-year-old son into the debate, because that's always classy. The tumblr blog "Things Better Than Destiel," which has listed such things as genocide, miscarriage, and, charmingly, rape, created a post that reads "Things That Are Better Than Destiel: ABORTION" and then tagged it with "West Collins," who is Misha Collin's two-year-old son. Katie (tumblr URL: kickitintheslash), writes: Despite their claims that “THIS BLOG ISN’T POKING FUN AT ATROCITIES The only thing being mocked here is destiel,” I think this post alone makes the true intentions of this blog quite clear. West Collins is a CHILD. He has nothing to do with Destiel nor is he even aware of its existence. Tagging him - with the obviously implication that Misha and Vicki should have had him aborted - crosses a serious line. Rape jokes are horrible enough on their own… but this is almost ominously threatening. Even if you hate a ship, character, or actor… tagging innocent children in your hate posts (especially posts implying the child shouldn’t be alive) is too far. Wishing a child weren’t alive… that’s not comedy. That’s sick and too deplorable for words. Same with jokes about rape.and, What next? A hate blog against Wincest tagging Thomas or “Baby Ackles” in abortion posts?Oh, it's already happened, but it wasn't anti-Wincest. But come on, you say, surely nobody is trying to defend Things Better Than Destiel! Prepare to have your faith in humanity crushed once again, because people are. Writes anon, I follow things-better-than-destiel and I really love it, since the Destiel shippers were really asking for such hate: they left hate everywhere, disrespected other ships and acted like assholes. I'm sick and tired of this part of the fandom and I'll support this blog no matter what. Because at the end the Destiels get that they deserve.("the Destiels"?) The owner of the blog Things Better Than Destiel is unlikely to remove the West Collins post, seeing as how s/he wouldn't remove the "rape" post despite getting, by their own description, over a hundred messages asking them to do so. Because FREEDOM OF SPEECH, BABY! A different tumblr user, whose URL is wincest-heaven, because of course it is, has apparently had it up to here with West Collins, and makes someecards graphics to express their feelings, seemingly in response to this video of West and Misha cooking a meal together. The first: "Thank you for teaching me how amazing it is to be born into white privilege, Dad!The second: "Being born into white privilege is fun. I can be a spoiled, wasteful brat and people still think it's adorable."The third might tumble into meta commentary: "Hey look, dad! They're talking about me on tumblr. Does that make me famous? Being white sure is nice!"Not for nothing, but do you know who is also white? The Winchester brothers. Surprisingly, this move does not endear Wincest shippers to Destiel shippers: The thing that annoys me the most about (some) Wincest shippers (besides the fact that they ship Wincest) is that not only they hate Cas for no reason (he only dragged both of the brothers out of Hell and saved their lives three million times, nbd), but that they project that hatred onto Misha, and now West. WTF I WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE, HE IS TWO YEARS OLD! ARE YOU NUTS?! He is not a “spoiled brat”, he ain’t privileged (even if he is, that’s none of your concern), he is a kid with two loving parents who let him learn stuff by doing. I’m sorry that your mama didn’t hug you enough and your papa hit you with a stick every time you didn’t finish your food, but stop spreading your hatred, you fucking dickheads.I'm sure West, who has two wealthy parents, isn't privileged at all. For more reasoned discourse, watch Supernatural, Season ... they're considering a spin-off?! God, this show won't die!
(113 wanks | kerfluffle!)
Thursday January 10 [ With a fanbase like Homestuck's, the bar is set pretty high for "baffling" things to say about the comic, but one Timothy Sexton catches creator Andrew Hussie's eye with his review/article/wordpile on Yahoo Movies that clears that bar easily: "If you remain unaware of Homestuck as an internet phenomenon, then you either don't kids or aren't aware of this here thing called the internets. As George W. Bush liked to refer (and probably still refer) to it. Homestuck is one day going to become a movie of some sort. Comedy is hard. Death is easy. That makes Homestuck a juggler." You can read the full thing here. You can't read it in its original form on Yahoo anymore, though, because it was removed. According to Timothy Sexton, Homestuck fans got it taken down because it was too intelligent for them and they were jealous, or something. We know this because he says so in his follow-up article, entitled "Homestuck Fans: Not Quite as Hip and Intellectually Gifted as They Think." "Don't feed the troll? What does that mean?" -dozens of Homestuck fans. Hussie, for his part, finds the entire thing hilarious.
(113 wanks | kerfluffle!)
Tuesday January 8 [ Gamefreak and Nintendo promised an "evolution" of Pokemon earlier this week. Fans were excited, with most expecting an announcement for the sixth generation. And indeed, there is going to be a brand new set of games, Pokemon X and Pokemon Y, released in October. So you can imagine where this is going... WHY THE HELL DO I GOTTA BUY A BRAND NEW SYSTEM FOR THIS GREEDY BASTARDS I'm done except if they release Ruby and Sapphire It's different why is it different They look like Neopets but I'm not a genwunner! REAL fans are excited. Fans that bash are stupid! Hi jut wanted to tell you Gen 1 is still the best bye It's just sad that we don't get what we want because we want nostalgia okay
(65 wanks | kerfluffle!)
[ Jensen and Danneel Ackles are expecting a baby. You know what this means? It means one good-looking little baby. Also, wank, because some people think Jensen Ackles is gay. Gay, but a huge coward with daddy issues and completely FUBAR conservative social beliefs. His attitude to being known as gay, and to gay families, is fucking offensive. I hope someone outs him." (Link) So, it's official, they are never going to stop pretending to be straight, homophobic, misogynistic, good old Texas boys in incredibly unhealthy marriages to awful women. I just feel sorry for the poor children. Boy, if it turns out that Jensen Ackles is straight won't they feel silly? So someone posts a proposal on spn_gossip: OUT THEM! I can out them if you want (ilegal ways, don't ask) and my moral was never too high, so say the magic words and I'll do it :).Ilegal means? I'll mark my calendar. For some reason, some anons don't think it's such a good idea to forcibly out someone, but other anons have lost their sympathy for Ackles. Why the fuck do you have so much hate for a couple of guys who have nothing to do with your life? So they're gay and lying, big fucking deal. Unless they hurt you personally, then you're acting alike a spoiled 2 year old whose Mommy said 'no!'. Grow the fuck up already and just quit following them. (link) I understand people are upset but the amount of hate because the guy had a kid with his wife are baffeling. If they are gay, then outing them against their will is not cool. Would YOU want to be outed before you are ready? They have every right to lie to fans who want to pry into their personal life.(link) Oh, give me a break! They've shoved the beards down fans's throats for years, made this fandom a police like state, where you can't say a fucking thing without having the wives protectors on your ass and they'd want us to protect them? Well, no. First off, I don't believe that you really have anything or proof. Yet giving you the benefit of the doubt I have to say that waiting a month or two after the whole 'PCA baby bump' hoopla to drop whatever information you claim you have and just drop it here would be like closing the barn door after the horse has left the building. All you are left with is a stall full of horseshit that can be quietly raked away. Aww look at all the ass-kissers coming to shame us all. I wondered when you guys would show up. We've supported them and made excuses for them long enough and we don't owe them shit. If they aren't lying liars that lie, they can't be outed. Karma is a bitch. We'll get ours for being fed up with their lies but they'll get their, too. (link) "If they aren't lying liars that lie, they can't be outed. Karma is a bitch." Still being affectionate in public, falls into the aforementioned "bullet proof" mindset. (link) "If they aren't lying liars that lie, they can't be outed. Karma is a bitch." THANK YOU. That's kind of what I've been trying to say but ofc, no one listens. Nobody outs them because there is absolutely nothing to out and those people who say "I"ll out them if you want blah blah blah" need to STFU.. Maybe people should get over the fact that these guys are not gay and together (probably never have been) and the marriages to the wives are just that, REAL. IDK how after this news some still think they're bearding tbh. Bringing one baby into this charade, but two? I'm sorry but, just no. I'm done here. (link) Then please explain to me why on earth would Danneel photoshop pictures to make it look like Jensen was hanging out with her? (link) Pretty sure those picture weren't photoshopped and were real. (link) So the homophobia and misogyny wasn't just a cover or panicked reaction, but how they really are? And all the queerbaiting was just for the lulz and $$$? Good to know. What wonderful men to be a fan of. (link) I'm gay, and this is the most offensive goddamn community I've come across in a /while/. Hmm, I wonder how they responded to speculation that Misha Collins was going to have a baby? Sorry to start off the post with a Misha question, but after the thread in the last post, I was trying to see whether Misha said anything about the first pregnancy before the baby was born. I remember speculation, but nothing 'official' before he tweeted the birth announcement. NOBODY FUCKING CARES EXCEPT YOU. (link) Edit: spn_gossip takes the opportuniy presented by the People's Choice Awards to talk about how ugly Danneel Ackles and Gen Padalecki are and how Danneel is wearing a pillow, because spn_gossip is gross. For this, Supernatural won Favorite TV Fan Following, so you know... the competition must have been really shit.
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Thursday January 3 [ smilla840 is unhappy because a Hobbit fanfic didn't warn for spoilers. Cue laughter.
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Wankity wank wank wank. Fandom is fucking funny. Wear your tinfoil hat at all times. Squidwarts 4 evah. OMG WTF LOL!1!!! Gandshat is my fandom_wank OTP. Don't feed the wankers. Domlijah colors are orange + yellow. My fandom is wankier than yours. BNF = Backus Naur Form. We're not bad, we're just drawn that way. Equal opportunity mockers. Wank will eat itself, over and over and over and over. Stop reading this and find something funny. | |||||||||