Mock. Mockmockmock. Mockity-mock-mock

If you go down to the reviews today, you're in for a big surprise...

2014-09-03T00:12:16Z

TidBITS, a site which bills itself as presenting the highlights of coverage of Apple products including their iBooks, hosts a mildly amusing and, actually, not particularly negative review of what seems to be a self-published mystery novel called Venice Under Glass, by one Stephan J Harper.

(Read more ...)

This is not the response Rob Liefeld would recommend.

2014-08-06T18:01:52Z

There's this Tumblr called Escher Girls, which dedicates itself to critiquing flawed female anatomy in comics, often with various re-draws of a more human proportion.

(Read more ...)

In the name of the Moon, I will boycott you

2014-08-04T09:22:48Z

Nangbaby is boycotting Sailor Moon for crimes against humanity wait, wait, no, sorry, that was me listening to the language, not the message. Sorry, Viz is doing a redub with the cast's original names.

(Read more ...)

DashCon or DashConned?

2014-07-13T02:56:53Z

*So... is there any chance of a write up on DashCon happening? Because I am hearing rumours of it being spectacular, but have been completely unable to find much because Tumblr is terrible.

(Read more ...)

Blind bag sized wank

2014-05-09T06:53:48Z

A wild link appears <-- so there was some bullshit about 'kill a brony day' which is whatever because no one's going to go out and murder someone and fandom walks into walls when left unattended, but the reasons the person taking it seriously gives suspiciously leaves out 'because murder is wrong'

(Read more ...)

Amazon reviewers are interrogating Anne Rice's Dickensean principles from the wrong perspective!

2014-03-15T01:01:21Z

...Again.

(Read more ...)

These things really do go in cycles...

2014-02-02T10:30:02Z

c/p'd from Mousie's hard work:

(Read more ...)

Victoria Bitter: The Embittering

2014-01-11T01:16:51Z

Oh, how nice, someone's creating a little convention for the Supernatural fandom, and they're looking for staff members. Looks like the position of Event Director has already been filled, though, by one...

Andrew Blake. AKA thanfiction. AKA Victoria Bitter.

The event hasn't received much attention thus far, but everyone who's responded to the original post looks enthusiastic and willing to throw money at the idea.

Unsurprisingly, people from other corners of the fandom have begun to speak up, sharing stories of past exploits and linking to the book written by a previous VB/AB/TF victim.

Andy, aware of his reputation in fandom, has made several posts on his most recent Tumblr in the past few months, saying that the past is behind him and refuting the claims of people who are preemptively warning the SPN fandom about his exploits.

Only time will tell if he has really changed his ways, but all signs point to no.

One final note: misgendering is not cool. There are about 10 million reasons to mock Andrew Blake, but his gender identity is not one of them.

ETA: Now matured from "having just finished his 20s" to "30 with a lot of job experience", our hero has posted more details about the application process, explaining that everything might go wrong and that's just the way that cons work, and that pretty much all of the cool stuff mentioned thus far might be too expensive if they don't get enough participants. (thanks luxshine!)

Shia Can't Win Internet, Just Gives Up

2014-01-11T01:16:09Z

I love that I did not even have to make up that title.

(Read more ...)

I'm so sorry

2013-12-27T06:28:37Z

I didn't realize that the moderation queue was no longer sending out emails.

(Read more ...)

Oh look, Anne Rice is being wanky.

2013-12-27T06:21:47Z

Thanks to an anon for this.

(Read more ...)

It all started with a Big Bang

2013-12-27T06:21:03Z

NB: This writeup was taken from a very helpful mousie who volunteered to update the original report, I've just updated the HTML.

(Read more ...)

The Little-Known Fifth Horseman of Wank

2013-11-23T22:06:01Z

Orlando Jones, most recently known for playing Captain Frank Irving in the hit show Sleepy Hollow is also known for being the unofficial head of the entire fandom. But as a BNF of a modern occult fandom starring incredibly attractive people facing weekly supernatural threats and the potential of an oncoming apocalypse, he has been subjected to a rite of passage endured only by the greatest of our number. Our hero must now face the Wrath of the Tinhats.

(Read more ...)

"Damon Lindelof was right"

2013-10-24T02:52:02Z

So Castiel had sex with a lady in the last episode of Supernatural, and the fandom lost its mind, which is predictable ... but it lost its collective mind at at WB exec who had apparently just signed up for Twitter. The Fandom DeBunker (sort of like Snopes for the SPN fandom and widely appreciated as impartial) has some screencaps, unfortunately out of order, but you can get the idea. In short, upon being prodded by fans, Chad Kennedy said that it wasn't their intention for Castiel and Dean Winchester to be bi. Kennedy then valiantly took arms against a sea of troubles before ominously tweeting "Damon Lindelof was right" (which I suppose is a reference to this) and bahleeting his Twitter account.

(Read more ...)

Ready for Twilight fanfic plagiarism by a p2p author on goodreads?

2013-09-26T03:45:19Z

I know I'm ready for this.

(Read more ...)

A Wank of Two Authors

2013-09-06T03:25:25Z

A wank that is somewhat pan-fandom - Science Fiction in general!

(Read more ...)

It's not FOR you, Jen

2013-08-30T02:46:44Z

Nintendo set the Internet afire yesterday with the announcement of a (mostly expected) $50.00 price cut on the Wii U, three different ways to buy Wind Waker (including one with a Ganon action figure)
and oh yeah

(Read more ...)

Cassandra Clare and the Panned Picture

2013-08-28T01:31:09Z

When we last left out heroine she was leafing some thorny mahogany pickle to her partner-in-crime to go to her big movie premiere.

(Read more ...)

im in ur tag shipping my d00dz - or, War of the Science Bros

2013-08-21T03:19:36Z

Avengers fandom uses the tag "science bros" on tumblr to mean Bruce and Tony. Then Pacific Rim fans started using the tag to mean Newt and Hermann. Clearly, there can be only one.

(Read more ...)

Mod note

2013-08-15T12:43:12Z

The last post was deleted due to one of the wank participants being a minor (in case you were wondering where it went. Maybe. Maybe not).

(Read more ...)

CASSANDRA CLAIRE CAUGHT PLAGIARIZING (again)

2013-08-12T18:36:37Z

On the day of her movie premiere. Oh Jesus.

(Read more ...)

"Its like comparing a stallion horse to a piece of shit."

2013-08-10T04:12:12Z

Spoilers for the Season 9 of Supernatural ... again ...

(Read more ...)

Pretty girls are kryptonite to SPN fans

2013-07-27T02:54:35Z

Spoilers for the upcoming season of Supernatural!

(Read more ...)

fandom_wank @ 2013-07-15T02:59:00

2013-07-15T08:03:24Z

Thank you to the mousey over at wank_report for this write up. Did do some minor editing to work in the links.

(Read more ...)

A Tale Of Two Portmanteaux

2013-07-09T02:45:40Z

Apologies for lack of cut--I posted as is and went out. Cut now.

(Read more ...)