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Dumb Vs. Dumber the rematch! Those wacky kin!

Wed, 01 Jul 2009 12:36:17 GMT

Just take me to the wank!

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In the Grim Dark reaches of the Internet, there is only Stupid.

Tue, 30 Jun 2009 15:01:20 GMT

It's amazing that Warhammer 40000 fandom hasn't wanked its way here before now. But here it is!

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The Russet Doom Saga, Part VII

Wed, 24 Jun 2009 15:05:35 GMT

So, Russet Doom.

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There's no playercesting here, really.

Wed, 24 Jun 2009 11:11:56 GMT

Sockity_sock makes a horribly vague post to Bad RPers Suck about a sex-based game. From what I can gather, something happened and the players aren't too happy, so they're dropping. Fortunately, some players from that game come along to explain what this is all about, and they happen to disagree with what Sockity_sock has to say.

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Mon, 22 Jun 2009 05:56:30 GMT

Over in LJ-land, user post_tets posts in the Star Trek community about 'fangirl' icons.

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Millions of tiny fists of fanboy rage!

Wed, 17 Jun 2009 23:28:24 GMT

Here's a fandom of mine that's absolutely huge but I've never seen on F_W: Magic, The Gathering. The CCG. That silly little card game that nerds from the ages of ten to ninety thrown their life savings at for no apparent reason.

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Hetalia Moderator Wank

Mon, 15 Jun 2009 11:29:05 GMT

I do believe this is my fandom's first wank! I'm oddly excited.

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Twilight Convention Wank

Thu, 11 Jun 2009 02:58:25 GMT

This is an offshoot of a post I made on clairvoyantwank

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Hot High School Slatterns!

Tue, 09 Jun 2009 14:39:07 GMT

Friends, Romans, Wankas.

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Welcome aboard the Torchtanic!

Mon, 08 Jun 2009 21:50:20 GMT

(Be warned: long wank report is LONG. Continuation of this clairvoyantwank post. ETAs are under the third cut.)

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Sex!RP wank, take 1000!

Fri, 05 Jun 2009 18:25:58 GMT

For those of you who follow LJ RP, amatomnes is one of them thar sparkly sexy funtimes RPGs - that is to say, it's an RP whose premise revolves around the characters involved having sex. Which is all well and good, aside from the community itself being completely locked, but we don't need locked communities where we're going. Oh no.

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OH GOD! NOT THE KEYBOARD!

Wed, 03 Jun 2009 04:31:20 GMT

Thanks, mousie from wank_report!

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Tue, 02 Jun 2009 21:54:27 GMT

Some point-and-LOL fun, instead of absolute bat shit craziness for a change today! First things first, not my find.

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The PR devils are at it again!

Tue, 02 Jun 2009 19:58:56 GMT

Lifted in part from the anonymice at wank_report, with some added batshittery gleaned from links around my flist:

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The Russet Doom Saga, Part VI

Tue, 02 Jun 2009 09:03:50 GMT

Guess what today is, you guys! That's right! It's

RUSSET DOOMSDAY!

Except NOT! A quick review:

May 11, 2009
I'd like to share that today I leaked the opening scene of Russet Noon to my dear friend Grace from Foforks. It's the opening scene of Chapter 1, which is entitled "Fireworks in La Push." I dedicate this scene first and foremost to my dear friends in Brazil who have supported me from the start. Their hopes and dreams drive me forward every step of the way. Grace is not authorized to leak the English version, only the one in Portuguese, which she will be translating out of the kindness of her heart. I am honored to let the opening scene of Russet Noon premiere in Brazil exclusively.

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The Curious Incident of DLC on the Net-time

Thu, 28 May 2009 14:41:25 GMT

Information culled from an anonymouse source on wank_report.

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Who knew people could wank so much over pixels?

Thu, 28 May 2009 14:11:30 GMT

So Gaia Online released a new set of items this week. These items became popular pretty much instantly, as a large majority of them were cosplay-related. However, Gaia released them as "RIGs", which means that you have to buy another item, use it, and then hope you get the item you want. That, or you have to shell out quite a bit of internet gold in the marketplace to get them, and since the market is basically run on supply and demand and the most popular items also have the lowest drop rates you can pretty much guess how much they cost. (Hint: there's seven digits)

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Whats a major Soccer final without wank?

Wed, 27 May 2009 11:18:35 GMT

The Champions League Final is 24 hours away and the wank has already begun. Mild wank, but here we go anyway.

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"How DARE you suggest her J2 fic is anything LESS than a masterpiece?"

Thu, 21 May 2009 18:21:03 GMT

Just a little wank over how MEAN it is to give unsolicited (for, um, a certain definition of "unsolicited"), anonymous concrit.

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Wank: The Final Frontier

Sun, 17 May 2009 18:34:55 GMT

As those of you who haven't been living under a rock may know, a new Star Trek movie just came out. Over on fanficrants, roq is upset about this. Apparently, TEENAGERS are now WRITING in HER fandom! Quelle suprise!

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But where is Andrae?

Fri, 15 May 2009 22:32:28 GMT

Welcome, wankas, to the Wank Report for ~~Project Runway~~ The Fashion Show brought to you by Lipgloss's School of Wankery and Tickybox Magazine. Today your challenge is to watch commenter Bailey construct a wanky outrage because TFS contestant Kristin (aka Strawberry Shortcake) decided to quit the competition.

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why am I seething with this animosity?

Tue, 12 May 2009 02:40:54 GMT

I went to wank_report to see if there was anything else around besides Our Lady of Perpetual Aggrivation's bullshit.

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The Russet Doom Saga, Part V

Sun, 10 May 2009 11:39:07 GMT

So who's been wondering what's been going on with Lady Sybilla and the Russet Doom Saga? I know I haven't! But here we are regardless.

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JKR owes us revised editions of HP books!

Fri, 01 May 2009 16:07:09 GMT

A "slightly disgruntled fan" wrote an 80,000-word essay about everything he disliked in the books and wants JKR to rewrite HP in accordance with his wishes.

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Supernatural Fandom: daring to choose insanity as a way of life.

Tue, 28 Apr 2009 21:10:07 GMT

Part the first: A T-shirt is auctioned at a convention, with Jared [actor playing Sam] wearing the shirt during the auction. Misha Collins [Castiel] bends Jared over to sign it. Jensen [Dean] turns away and buries his face in his palm. The audience roars its approval. Watch the video. (The lazy can skip to the 2 minute mark.)

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