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Yulieana, the one-woman wanking machine from the Bleach fandom!

Thu, 04 Feb 2010 14:39:23 GMT

Thank you, kind mousey from wank_report!

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Tennis! So decorous!

Thu, 04 Feb 2010 04:25:36 GMT

All in a locked comm, going away now. My apologies.

Amazon Does Something Stupid Over The Weekend Again

Mon, 01 Feb 2010 18:44:36 GMT

So, one fine Friday, Amazon abruptly delists all titles by Macmillan. John Scalzi, who has books with Macmillan via Tor Books, notices and is initially puzzled and then increasingly annoyed as the reason for this gradually becomes clear. Amazon has apparently pulled this stunt because Macmillan is demanding that its ebooks be sold at prices of its choosing instead of being forcibly discounted to $9.99 so Amazon can sell more Kindles.

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THIS IS A BEAR-LEVEL THREAT HERE!

Sun, 31 Jan 2010 02:48:11 GMT

Hetalia is a manga/anime series that stars anthropomorphizations of different countries. Stephen Colbert is America (And So Can You). rover_09 posts that "her friend" posted a fanart to the Stephen Colbert forums. Most would think it means it's yet another silly fanart of America and Colbert standing in front of the American flag being America. But to everyone's horror, it's a Colbert/America/Bandit Keith three-way.

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Dance with Deadlines

Sun, 31 Jan 2010 00:39:31 GMT

Patrick from the popular blog Pat's Fantasy Hotlist posts an exclusive excerpt from a new Dunk and Egg story by George R.R. Martin. The first comment to this blog entry:

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Once upon a time

Sun, 31 Jan 2010 00:39:22 GMT

Snagged from wank_report with some edits by yours truly.

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Fanart: Serious business. Shipping: EVEN MORE SERIOUS.

Fri, 29 Jan 2010 01:32:31 GMT

From a mouse on wank_report and using some of their language.

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Thu, 28 Jan 2010 22:26:56 GMT

Jules Rivera, author of the webcomic Mash Rocket, posted an article to Comic Related a couple of months ago titled What qualifies as art in webcomics. Comics such as XKCD, Order of the Stick and Surviving the World are called lazy and crap. Jules even recommends hiring an overseas artist because their work is beautiful and "affordable."

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Ohh noes!

Wed, 27 Jan 2010 21:02:30 GMT

Toshirodragon has been banned from the bjd forum Den of Angels for "exessive rudeness"

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Reasoned and reasonable literary criticism, Kradam-style

Mon, 18 Jan 2010 21:47:55 GMT

First attempt at posting, although I've been barracking from the sidelines for about a millennium now ...

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The Avatar otherkin feel persecuted

Sun, 17 Jan 2010 18:39:23 GMT

and it is JUST LIKE THE HOLOCAUST, Y'ALL! http://community.livejournal.com/tothehometree/4785.html?thread=105393#t105393 !

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cake or death?

Sat, 16 Jan 2010 06:48:34 GMT

The swan song of one thanfiction aka Andy Blake/VB, etc. He is leaving the internets forver. Maybe. If he doesn't die from his mysterious heart condition--he's going to college. Yes, sir. But he is unlikely to ever give up the cancer sticks.

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I could probably have just put the first sentence and a link

Thu, 14 Jan 2010 18:05:09 GMT

Heroes is on the verge of cancellation. Again, apparently. I don't pay attention to these things so much, but some people seem to care very much that Heroes will be cancelled. They care so much that they've organized a petition! The post is short, but the wank is quality. Mostly, the wank is bigbadwolfeboro, a True Fan (tm).

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Amanda Palmer wank!

Sun, 10 Jan 2010 14:56:14 GMT

Amanda Palmer is a solo artist, formerly one half of The Dresden Dolls. (She's also dating Neil Gaiman, but that's not important right now.) She's known for experimenting with music a lot and throwing spontaneous free gigs at airports and beaches. And inviting her fans to a night out at a strip club via Twitter, featuring Katy Perry and Peaches as surprise guests at her concerts, making silent films with Bill Nighy, things like that.

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If you were hexapodal I might take you more seriously, as proper fauna is hexapodal.

Fri, 08 Jan 2010 19:31:42 GMT

This Avatar wank brought to you by wank_report.

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Beat your breasts, maidens, and rend your tunics.

Sun, 03 Jan 2010 09:33:54 GMT

There once was an archive for Yuletide
and when it died every other fool cried
stop thief
in erroneous belief
that their fics were about to go worldwide

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The Adventure of the Special Snowflake

Tue, 29 Dec 2009 20:45:20 GMT

It was a frosty morning on the 29th of December when I was surprised to find Holmes already awake and active, pacing back and forth in a show of nervous energy before the hearth in a manner that suggested he had been waiting for me to arise for some time. Upon catching sight of me, he immediately presented me with a single piece of paper, now fraying slightly about the lines upon which it had been carefully folded.

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A friendly reminder from your beloved moderators

Mon, 28 Dec 2009 03:41:42 GMT

We've had a couple of instances recently of wankas noticing potential rule violations (underage subjects, personal information leakage, etc.) in comms. Which is great. Go you. Keep it up.

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The Not So Triumphant Return of Victoria Bitter, aka thanfiction, part the third

Mon, 28 Dec 2009 02:25:31 GMT

Lost in the comments of the last post, julian_black tells us that idiomagic has spit out the kool-aid.

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It's funny, because it's called Outlaw Press.

Sun, 27 Dec 2009 06:38:23 GMT

Okay. This one isn't old, but it is about an old game; Tunnels and Trolls, the second role playing game ever published. It was a sort of simplified and sillier D&D, and while it had its enthusiasts, it more or less faded out of sight for a couple of decades.

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No fur bashing plz

Sun, 27 Dec 2009 04:18:32 GMT

Meet Lironess, a person of such stunning perfection that she feels confident, nay obliged, to point out the shortcomings of others. Constantly.

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Your Special Snowflake Isn't Personalized Enough

Wed, 23 Dec 2009 09:00:08 GMT

Wank found via wank_report.

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Tue, 22 Dec 2009 18:27:58 GMT

Last post deleted due to one of the wankers being underage. Sorry, folks.

Bobby Crosby is a Douche Part the Nth

Sun, 20 Dec 2009 10:38:32 GMT

It all starts when the creator of Sorcery 101 posts that she's moving her comics off Keenspot because Keenspot fired her.

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SPN Icon Wank

Sat, 19 Dec 2009 23:12:03 GMT

So,spacefragments has a Dean icon they wanna use. Well, according to this icon mouse, they don't love Sam enough to use that icon.

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