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Hideo Kojima to judge Twilight fanart contest

Wed, 04 Nov 2009 14:13:15 GMT

Just a light wanky snack.

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I refuse to return your stolen tablet until you buy me a better one

Sun, 01 Nov 2009 00:50:14 GMT

Over on FurAffinity Kitara makes a journal about the theft of her tablet (the original journal is on the bottom half and the update is on the top half). She says she lent it to Recca_se_li and it was then either stolen by Razr or Recca lent it to Razr. Either way Razr refuses to answer any of Kitara's emails or text messages on the subject. Kitara then updates same journal (top half) when she manages to contact Razrs roomate/master/girlfriend/sockpuppet knowstobite. Knowstobite insists that the tablet was given to Razrs by Recca as a parting gift and that he will only return it once Kitara gives him another tablet of same or better quality.

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This wank based on true events. [now with baleetion]

Sat, 31 Oct 2009 14:01:38 GMT

I read the strangest rant today. How strange you say? So strange no one can agree just whether it's even a rant at all!

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This wanklet was brought to you by the letters T & A...

Mon, 26 Oct 2009 20:40:32 GMT

Caution: There are some NSFW links in the forums.

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DON'T. TELL. CHIIBIUSA. TO. CALM. DOWN.

Fri, 23 Oct 2009 19:24:00 GMT

C&P'd from wank_report:

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Mods behaving badly.

Tue, 20 Oct 2009 01:26:04 GMT

On the FurAffinity forums Techiewolf makes a post asking if they could help with the coding of the site. For years now, the site has been promising the arrival of a brand new version of the site's coding called 'Ferrox'. 'Ferrox' could be considered sort of a Duke Nukem Forever thing, as very little progress seems to have been made (if any) and there's no definite release date. The user is informed that any coding help needed would be towards 'Ferrox' rather than the site's current code. All goes fairly uneventfully until Vitae (a former mod) comments: "I wouldn't bother trying to help, every time someone does try they're just shunned and tossed into the garbage at the end."

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Icons, as you know, are serious business.

Tue, 13 Oct 2009 01:04:17 GMT

Thanks to the mouse on wank_report.

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The Wizarding World is a cult full of narcissists

Sun, 11 Oct 2009 16:07:46 GMT

Remember the last HP wank - Hermione Granger - Voldemort in the making? Here we have Episode II.

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Wil Wheaton vs. A Pirate: Clash of the Internets

Thu, 08 Oct 2009 09:03:59 GMT

You'll have to excuse me. I decided that I wanted a Dvorak keyboard instead of a Qwerty keyboard and I am basically relearning how to type.

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Banned from Octocon!

Tue, 06 Oct 2009 22:30:04 GMT

Before I get started, a disclaimer: The closest connection I have to Irish fandom is that I've flown over bits of Ireland from time to time. And, when I was a kid, I saw a lot of commercials for Lucky Charms. So I'm probably going to be missing a few subtleties. Also, this is something that happened recently, and recently . . . recently isn't really the decade that I'm best at.

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I'm the King of the Wank!

Tue, 06 Oct 2009 15:13:14 GMT

This story brought to you by a lot of Farkers.

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Mon, 05 Oct 2009 20:30:41 GMT

Dearest little wankahs, what makes a perfect wank?

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Also I know the ponies hate me

Mon, 05 Oct 2009 05:05:16 GMT

snatched from wank_report

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Literary Award Wank

Thu, 01 Oct 2009 03:29:59 GMT

Lambda Literary Foundation: We're changing our submission criteria. From now on our GLBT literary award will only be given to self-identified GLBT authors.

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I will decide the value of your fic based on a single word!

Wed, 30 Sep 2009 14:23:21 GMT

Alright people, there's been a long streak of unfunny and fail around here and it's getting bothersome. We need to get back to basics with a short & sweet wank from an old, reliable source.

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eli roth starts a civil war on ontd

Mon, 28 Sep 2009 08:16:21 GMT

Inglourious Basterds is the latest Quentin Tarantino movie. Oh No They Didn't, is a gossip site based on LJ that is big enough it's actually taken LJ severs out more than once all on its lonesome (I think the last time was when Michael Jackson died, but don't quote me). Eli Roth is the guy who plays Donny "The Bear Jew" Donowitz in Inglourious Basterds (he also wrote/directed Cabin Fever and Hostel and its apparently awful sequel. That guy).

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Supernatural Fandom: THE AWFUL TRUTH...Is You're Deluding Yourself

Sat, 19 Sep 2009 09:01:21 GMT

Thanks to a mousie on wank_report for this tip!

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Hermione Granger - Voldemort in the making

Wed, 16 Sep 2009 07:12:31 GMT

A Slytherfan terri_testing writes an essay The Wizarding World and the Otherworld, where she argues that Harry Potter books are horror, not fantasy and that Hogwarts is like the school where the Native American children were brainwashed:

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Thu, 10 Sep 2009 20:06:29 GMT

This wank brought to you by a helpful mouse.

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How do you like hat?

Thu, 03 Sep 2009 12:31:08 GMT

We ask, and wank_report provides.

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Fan A Bit Dumb

Thu, 27 Aug 2009 10:30:54 GMT

Thanks to the mousie at wank_report!

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Butthurt Makes the Baby Jackson Cry

Tue, 25 Aug 2009 10:58:10 GMT

This is a story of capslock-rage, sparkly-penis font, and the healing power of Michael Jackson. Thanks to this mousie on wank_report for the tip.

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Paula makes more sense than this.

Sun, 23 Aug 2009 02:55:23 GMT

Say you're a member of ontd_ai and you're getting a bit tired of the fanfic posts, the idol appreciation posts, the way a particular mod runs things, and anything else you feel doesn't fit the ~true spirit~ of the community. There's only one thing to do!

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Robsten goes to a concert and the Twilight fandom explodes

Tue, 18 Aug 2009 03:37:58 GMT

mariem_1 beat me to the punch.

Pattinson and Stewart go to a concert and the Twilight fandom explodes

Mon, 17 Aug 2009 13:25:41 GMT

Found on wank_report:

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