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Gay is Bashing!

Tue, 18 Nov 2008 23:47:21 GMT

Bit small compared to the past couple of wanks but full of fangirl rage and lulz.

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"Obviously, it was not the outcome we had hoped for or wanted"

Thu, 13 Nov 2008 08:38:31 GMT

So did you hear the news? cleolinda's head exploded Er, I mean RDR Books is appealing.

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It can't be called insanely creepy if it was done in a joking manner, can it?

Thu, 13 Nov 2008 06:44:38 GMT

Have you heard about the pandemonium that Robert Pattinson--the flesh and blood incarnation of Sparkly Marblepeen God Edward Cullen--has been causing as he makes his way across America in a series of Hot Topic mall tours?

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"We can't help being batshit! Jensen Ackles made us that way!"

Tue, 11 Nov 2008 20:21:25 GMT

Is there a crisis going on in the SPN fandom? Could it be possible that Jensen Ackles really doesn't matter? I am no longer a die-hard fan of Jensen Ackles. In fact, I really don't like him much anymore.

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OMG THINK OF THE IMAGINARY CHILDREN!!!!111!11

Sun, 09 Nov 2008 03:40:54 GMT

So today's Fandom Secrets post had a secret about a show called Kodomo no Jikan. WHat is Kodomo no Jikan about? Honestly I have no idea, but going by the posts in the community it's some anime about an elementary school girl who tries to have sex with her teacher.

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Livejournal's At It Again!

Fri, 07 Nov 2008 03:00:58 GMT

From the website that pissed off all their fandom user base twice, Livejournal has decided to go for the gold and piss off their entire user base this time around. I present to you...

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It's Not Easy Dreaming Green

Sun, 02 Nov 2008 21:20:22 GMT

At discussion forums for George Martin's "A Song of Ice and Fire", a mostly innocent OP made a small mistake. You see, one of Martin's characters, Jojen Reed, has dreams that come true, and he calls them his "green dreams." Another character, Prince Daeron Targaryen, has dreams that come true, and he hasn't called them anything as far as we know. OP Kevin Lannister speculated they were much the same thing, then typed the fatal sentence:

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Opus Ending

Sun, 02 Nov 2008 11:23:57 GMT

Berkeley Breathed's popular comic strip Opus has come to an end. The author had informed the readers through the strip and interviews in Salon, that it will all end with Opus finding his 'final resting place' in November 2. Many speculations were had through those weeks on where the said final resting place will be. (There was even a contest for people to guess it, on BerkeleyBreathed.com. The winner would have $10,000 donated to the animal shelter of their choosing.)

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DANTE BASCO SHIPS ZUTARA! OH NOES!!!

Mon, 27 Oct 2008 00:11:37 GMT

Pulled from a mouse over at wank_report

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Taylor Hicks fans wank again.

Sun, 26 Oct 2008 05:04:47 GMT

So, remember this entry? I had just forgotten about it myself -- but it rises from the ashes like some drunk-dancing, gray-haired phoenix!

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Tales of the Abyss Wank. With assburgers. Juicy assburgers.

Thu, 23 Oct 2008 13:12:29 GMT

Oooh...hello fandom of mine...you have been well behaved until now.

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"I admire Adolf Hitler for his speaking skills..."

Wed, 15 Oct 2008 05:40:10 GMT

An incredibly popular furry artist named Adam Wan (aka Zaush) decides to put a sculpture of his character up (VERY NOT WORK SAFE) for auction to try and raise some money. It is, for those not able to click, an anthropomorphic wolf with a removable loincloth containing a TOY SURPRISE (and by that I mean a penis). He sets the reserve at $500.

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America's Next Top Wanker

Tue, 14 Oct 2008 18:05:36 GMT

Kim Stolz, former America's Next Top Model ~~token lesbian~~ contestant and current MTV News Correspondent (second only to Kurt Loder in the "Are you sure s/he's not a robot?" category) is upset with Tyra Banks apparently dissing her in one of this season's photoshoots. (Complete with parody judging.) Someone in the LJ Top Model Community who appears to be off their meds wanks about it here.

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You're offended when I tell you you're offended.

Tue, 14 Oct 2008 15:23:02 GMT

Girl Gamers: Keeping up the sparkling record of many members being offended by anything remotely sexist and nothing else that could be offensive to anyone whatsoever.

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For the Spanish-speaking Wankas, the Convention Organizer who dares his "enemies" to work for him

Tue, 14 Oct 2008 10:29:15 GMT

Since just pimping the Fandom Wank in Spanish could be seen as rude, I have to at least bring some of the scarce wank we can compile.

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Moonlight Sonata, Coda

Fri, 10 Oct 2008 23:24:44 GMT

As I'm sure you all remember from Parts I, II, III, and IV Sleezer & Co. pulled down the forums at MLL and went underground.

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Chancery Stone discovers Nora Roberts, guess what happens next!

Thu, 09 Oct 2008 13:27:36 GMT

I'm going to rip this straight from wank_report because the Mouse summarized it perfectly:

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Good Old-Fashioned Fanboy Outrage

Wed, 08 Oct 2008 14:05:51 GMT

Moving this from ClairvoyantWank because of the ongoing fanboy rage.

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Ryan Lochte Gave Me Chlamydia! TOTALLY TRUE!

Mon, 06 Oct 2008 03:39:40 GMT

Over on ontd_olympics, brand-spankin'-new user kristixkupcakes (journal now deleted) posts a tl;dr entry (also now deleted) titled "MY SEXUAL ENCOUNTER WITH RYAN LOCHTE." Her long, sordid tale of a disappointing hookup with the US Olympic gold-medal swimmer includes the following highlights:

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Sleezer: World Domination Tour

Sun, 05 Oct 2008 20:49:02 GMT

PART IV: ATTACK OF THE 404 ERROR

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The Saga of Leeser Continues!

Fri, 03 Oct 2008 00:24:13 GMT

Because this wank keeps getting wackier and weirder, we've moved on to post #3.

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Oh, Mai! More Avatar wank!

Wed, 01 Oct 2008 01:14:29 GMT

akapiratequeen makes a post to avatar_fans regarding her dislike of Zuko/Mai.

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Acknowledge my C+P skillz!

Mon, 29 Sep 2008 22:14:25 GMT

Thank you to the good people at wank_report for this small but delightful Supernatural wank.

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Oh the thick plottins!

Mon, 29 Sep 2008 19:12:47 GMT

Previously, on Moonlight: Busgate 2008:

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The Claymates learn that Clay Aiken is gay...

Wed, 24 Sep 2008 01:05:04 GMT

...And all sorts of wank breaks loose!

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