Snagged from wank_report with some edits by yours truly.

In the land of the internets, there was a community called house_cuddy. For four years the denizens played and frolicked. Sunshine and lollipops ruled the day and unicorns ran free.

And then shit got real...

It all started on January 29, 2010, when someone spammed all over LJ House-related communities for merchandise from a Russian website. Most places ignored it but house_cuddy fed the troll with added anti-Russia wank for extra measure. Mod, lissiePissie, deletes the spam and in the afternoon announces that things have been so wanky that she's put the comm on moderated status.

Nothing could possibly go wrong with that, right? Right?

Oh nay- within a few hours, that post is deleted and fellow mod fishingvegas announces that he has kicked out lissiepissie and will be taking over.

( cut because this is getting too long )

OH SNAP- fishingvegas posted a response to everything-
http://community.livejournal.com/housecuddy_temp/3948.html DELETED

Yes, there were comments. I have caps of the first and third page which I will have up soon. He's gone through and deleted all comments.

EDIT: Here are the caps of fishingvegas' post along with two pages of comments before he got delete happy.
Page One with comments
Page Three with comments
Right before he deleted- disabled comments

EDIT AGAIN: And now it's back. Yeah, I don't know-
http://community.livejournal.com/locked_office/42889.html

Why they didn't kick him out the first time they got control back I will never know.

Dearest, beloved, Fandom Wank.

I know you were looking forward to great excitement today. Some of you said words to me that indicated you anticipated fiery 'judgement' upon those who remained fresh and dewey white, those you call n00bs.

Anyway, you got today instead.

Stop anticipating things, we'll just break your hearts.

Sincerely,

Sepia P. Magpie, Esq.



PS: Use this post to reflect on how you could be better people. Or just fuck around in the comments.

Remember the fabulous all-caps House community from this wank?  Remember </a></b></a>i_heart_cameron?  Well it seems that having one all-caps community isn't enough wank-bait to satisfy so now there is also capslock_csi and members went around spamming other CSI communities to get people to join. Most posts were ignored but on csi here you can see that a...well.. dumb debate about whether caplocks is yelling broke out. 

( hightlights include.. )

After this little catfight, the few members of capslock_csi crept back to their comm to sulk lick their wounds.

Not a huge wank but extra points for pretending ignorance that people regard using capslock as a form of shouting :X

ETA: Sorry about the format madness, never trust software to make coding decisions for you *le sigh* Should work properly now, tell me if it still goes manky.

A mousie put a link in the Japanese fashion wank thread to this. Seems like there is House wank, but some of it has been bahleeted already. So read this one fast. Because it may not survive long. Or it may live forever (or as long as lj.) I screencapped the post just in case but the comments are collapsed and stuff and I am too lazy for that kind of capping.

The OP alibi_factory was banned from house_md and two of her posts were deleted (though apparently one post was about the deleted one so maybe that doesn't count as two, it just counts for effort.) She is posting from _thickasabrick (which is her House comic):

"I think it sucks that a fan community for a show about an asshole making nasty quips is so dainty and pansy-ass."

Reply highlights include "Go give yourself a freaking rectal..."

and a mention of the littlest armadillo!

Several posters are waiting with baited breath for this to make fandom_wank. Well actually it kinda looks like fandom_wank over there already.

( more wackiness under the cut )

So a moral in the form of one of those stupid MasterCard commercials.

Cost of getting wanky in hopes of getting on fandom wank? $0
Getting on fandom wank? $0
Trolling fandom wank as an anon? $0
IP logging? Priceless

ETA 2:
Aaaaaaaaaaand i_heart_cameron confesses to being one of our fucktards mice. Wow, the attention whoring just doesn't stop! I don't log IPs on my JF journal. So whatever.


ETA3: hahahahahaha! This wank is so funny. Let me sum up. alibi_factory and co. put in a fabulous effort to get on f_w. Their wank is posted. They (minions) misbehave in the wank and anon posting gets turned off. I mistakenly think my accusation has driven the bathshit insane away, buuuuut apparently alibi_factory has been at a bug museum today. So the minions are upset that I somehow got the details wrong based on their anon trolling?

Srsly. I needed this laugh.