Dearest, beloved, Fandom Wank.

I know you were looking forward to great excitement today. Some of you said words to me that indicated you anticipated fiery 'judgement' upon those who remained fresh and dewey white, those you call n00bs.

Anyway, you got today instead.

Stop anticipating things, we'll just break your hearts.

Sincerely,

Sepia P. Magpie, Esq.



PS: Use this post to reflect on how you could be better people. Or just fuck around in the comments.

Aaaaren't you? Who's an adooorable, snugglable, cuddlable wank? Yes you are! Yes you are!

Ahem. Sorry. Subject matter got to me for a minute.

Because, you see, this wank is on CuteOverload, which can lead to unstoppable cooing, squeeing, sighing, and possible vomiting in all who dare view its unstoppable onslaught of baby-animal photos. It can also lead to wank. Observe:

CuteOverload posts a series of photos of a fat-cheeked baby encountering, examining, and "snorgling" (snort + snuggle) an anemic-looking puppy. The baby happens to be of apparently Asian descent, and the photos are annotated in Korean.

You see where this is going.

( OOOUUUUUZZZHABOOBOO!!! )