Dearest, beloved, Fandom Wank.

I know you were looking forward to great excitement today. Some of you said words to me that indicated you anticipated fiery 'judgement' upon those who remained fresh and dewey white, those you call n00bs.

Anyway, you got today instead.

Stop anticipating things, we'll just break your hearts.

Sincerely,

Sepia P. Magpie, Esq.



PS: Use this post to reflect on how you could be better people. Or just fuck around in the comments.

Okay, today's magical wank lesson will be 'The Philippines are not in South America'. This will not need elaborating.


So, Trinityhelix has been having some troubles with yaoi_daily...

I'll act this out with socks.


This green one will be Trinityhelix.

This tartan one will be the yaoi_daily mods.

Trinityhelix: s'up, y'all! I want to see about posting our work blah blah blah something about rules.

yaoi_mods: Sorry, only asians! *modifies rules to say south americans cannot*

Trinityhelix: d00dz, we ARE asian.

yaoi_mods: *made of silence*

Trinityhelix: ...?

yaoi_mods: ...WOW LOOK AT THE TIME it's the fan nature! THE FAN NATURE goodbye.

Trinityhelix: Fuck y'all, I'm going home.

THE END.


edit: I forgot to say, it was the lovely princess Cimorene who let me know this even existed. :D