Dearest, beloved, Fandom Wank.

I know you were looking forward to great excitement today. Some of you said words to me that indicated you anticipated fiery 'judgement' upon those who remained fresh and dewey white, those you call n00bs.

Anyway, you got today instead.

Stop anticipating things, we'll just break your hearts.

Sincerely,

Sepia P. Magpie, Esq.



PS: Use this post to reflect on how you could be better people. Or just fuck around in the comments.

Small(ish) and of course, stopped for now cause deleted, but...

Crystal Gamgee claims to have the 'original' of a particular photograph of Dom Monaghan and Billy Boyd (on dominic-daily on LJ). Cesare (almostnever) points out that the 'original' is a printout of her imperfectly dewatermarked copy of the picture. Crystal Gamgee warns Cesare she could be SUED OMG for dewatermarking pictures. Someone brings that comment to the attention of celebrity image community image_direct, whose mods promptly kick Crystal out of the comm.

Meanwhile the post mysteriously disappears...

Bonus wank: appearing briefly before the post is deleted, the "dear friend who works for Getty Images" comments anonymously to back Crystal Gamgee up. Sadly not captured in the saved page, but maybe someone else has it or saw it? ETA, here now courtesy of Hnkeh:

I have been a photographer for over sixteen years and worked with many well known companies throughout the web as well as WB Studios and Disney...

Please, I allowed Miss Gamgee to post these pictures to the community with the feeling that they would be apperciated by those who also adore the actors who I have captured images of. I do not feel she has to prove herself any further so I have requested that she remove the images from this community and just keep them for her own personal enjoyment. No hard feelings everyone but I do not apperciate a fellow co-worker having to prove herself beyond what she has tried to put forth to the bunch of you already. She is a very talented individual and deserves respect.

Sincerely,
Dan Pantennella

Extra bonus wank: Crystal Gamgee's website of 'sketches' of the LOTR actors, most of which appear to be photographs that were traced, run through graphics filters, or both.

(pun-title provided free of charge by cesare haha. ha. *runs away before she gets killed now*)