Dearest, beloved, Fandom Wank.

I know you were looking forward to great excitement today. Some of you said words to me that indicated you anticipated fiery 'judgement' upon those who remained fresh and dewey white, those you call n00bs.

Anyway, you got today instead.

Stop anticipating things, we'll just break your hearts.

Sincerely,

Sepia P. Magpie, Esq.



PS: Use this post to reflect on how you could be better people. Or just fuck around in the comments.

neko-youkai04 posts a rather long, uncut piece of fanfic to the Hellsing community. A few people (including me) ask for an LJ-cut until Mr. Mitts puts it a little more forcefully:

"Here's What You Can Do...
LJ-CUT...
DELETE THIS SHIT...
KILL YOURSELF...
Do one of them. Now."

The original entry disappeared within about three seconds of this comment being posted. *tear* But lo! The wank is not lost for a friend of neko-youkai04 came to defend her honour --

Shini02: OMG, that was really mean.
Rest of the community: Loll.

EDIT: Bahleeted already, dagnammit. Anyone save the page?

EDIT #2: ( The U GUYS R MEEN post. Thanks, lil_monk )

ETA#3: Attack of the anons.

ETA#4: Partial transcript and screenshot. Mucho gratitude to lil_monk and OwlMouse_in_shower.

Short and to the point:

creepcake posts a pic in girl_gamers.

paintobscura asks for a cut.

Everyone wanks.

Teeny Tiny wank in the Retro Icon community...

http://www.livejournal.com/community/retro_icons/129540.html?nc=24

Give her a break! She has mono!