Monday, September 28th, 2009

eli roth starts a civil war on ontd

[info]jar
Inglourious Basterds is the latest Quentin Tarantino movie. Oh No They Didn't, is a gossip site based on LJ that is big enough it's actually taken LJ severs out more than once all on its lonesome (I think the last time was when Michael Jackson died, but don't quote me). Eli Roth is the guy who plays Donny "The Bear Jew" Donowitz in Inglourious Basterds (he also wrote/directed Cabin Fever and Hostel and its apparently awful sequel. That guy).

It all started when Eli Roth discovered the Inglourious Basterds Kink Meme.

Surprisingly, not via a fangirl breaking the sacred rule of Though Shalt Not Force Porn On The People In It AFAIK, but all on his lonesome. He was pretty much amused and also decided to show it to and discuss it with Quentin Tarantino (who apparently agreed with him the Donny would be a top), and also Christoph Waltz (who played Landa in IB) and apparently his parents, because he's that kind of classy. This garnered many facepalms from fangirls in places like 100_scalps, but shockingly, very little wank.

This resulted in a lot of twittering porn at him and his discovery of ONTD. He made a I <3 ONTD sign. Something a fair few celebs have done in the past.

After that it kind of got out of control, progressing from ONTD changing his Wiki page to say he was their Official Boyfriend to him twittering he would think about all of ONTD when he jerked off the night, then posting a picture of a very used looking tissue, then to a very candid interview with questions from a lot of people at ONTD*, to-- and here's where the wank really started, pun utterly and completely intended-- having cyber sex with various ONTD'ers on his MySpace. The Eli Roth tag on ONTD contains basically every screen cap and citation, so I'm not linking to everything individually. Scroll on down.

Then it came out that some of said cyber sexin' ONTD'ers sent him pictures of their boobs.

ONTD proceeds to have a 5000 comment long flamewar consisting of the brilliant arguments (paraphrased, but I assure you all quite accurate as you will see if you click this link): YOU'RE SLUTS. NO WE'RE NOT. YES YOU ARE. NO WE'RE NOT. YES YOU ARE. NO WE'RE NOT. YES YOU ARE.

I think, in conclusion, I would like to say that despite what you may think of Mr. Roth, he certainly knows how to make a girl laugh.

*This is the only thing that is locked, however, you only have to join ONTD to see it. It's... worth it.

[ETA]: Omar Doom answered a similar fangirl written survey for ONTD, said he wouldn't be at all opposed to seeing some fangirl boobs, and the wank goes ever on and on in the comments.
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Monday, June 23rd, 2008

Fail mods are failing

[info]sepiamagpie
Dearest, beloved, Fandom Wank.

I know you were looking forward to great excitement today. Some of you said words to me that indicated you anticipated fiery 'judgement' upon those who remained fresh and dewey white, those you call n00bs.

Anyway, you got today instead.

Stop anticipating things, we'll just break your hearts.


Sincerely,

Sepia P. Magpie, Esq.



PS: Use this post to reflect on how you could be better people. Or just fuck around in the comments.
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Sunday, January 8th, 2006

Kids Next Door, Wankstations!

[info]twoiskewl
On the Kids Next Door Fanforum, there are a great many Roleplays going on at any time. Most of these consist of various fan characters Mary-Sueing it up, but generally since they stay on their board and people lurking for spoilers stay on ours, it's not a problem.

Until, you know, it is.

(Unfortunately with Proboards there's no way to link directly to posts, so we'll just take it page by page)

Wankers 1 and 2, Beckie and 154, seem to be having a merry old time... borderline cybering with what seem to be 12 year old characters. Whatever. The drama all starts on page 504 when wanker 3, Val, makes an appearence and lets her displeasure be known! Beckie and 154 seem intent on continuing to kiss each other while Val makes comments for the next page or two.

Val leaves, and they continue on their merry way, only to return on page 518 to insult their RP skillz OH NOEZ!

The real fun starts on the next page, however, when Val brings wanker 4, her friend Regan, to play. They troll, and the original wankers don't appreciate it.

This continues for several pages, and includes calling for reinforcements and godmodding on everyone's part!

The wank continues when Regan posts a recap of her own on her lj, bringing anonymous comments galore!

A little smallish, but pretty decent wank for this fandom. If only for the bad psuedo porn.
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